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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Cloak of Duplication (S03E03)

"So, what kind of drains"
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"‐are you pulling here? ‐Mostly weed‐related stuff."
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"Indica v. sativa, legalization rules,"
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"CBD, edibles, shatter..."
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"‐I could go on and I do. ‐Geez."
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"Definitely keeping me fat and happy."
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"I'm also kind of a sneakerhead"
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"and I just bought a camera drone."
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"‐People hate it. ‐I bet."
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"Let me, uh, ask you a question, Dave Lewis."
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"Do you ever wonder where we come from?"
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"You know, energy vampires?"
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"Boy, it never even occurred to me."
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"‐ ‐Uh, no idea, you know?"
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"Holy shit."
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"Are you draining me, bro?"
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"‐No. ‐You're getting me, I think."
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"‐No, I‐I wouldn't do that to you. Yeah."
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"It seems like you guys are listening,"
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"- ‐but you're not really hearing. - ‐"
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"We are. We are listening to everything, aren't we?"
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"We are not interested in blindly supporting"
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"a self‐appointed soviet given to arbitrary judgments"
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"based on mumbo jumbo and interpretive dance."
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"Wha‐‐ That's not exactly how it works."
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"We are definitely cutting back on the ritualistic dancing."
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"Ha! Like hell we are."
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"‐Shh. ‐We can discuss this later."
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"The Council provides a lot of important services."
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"‐Mm, like what? ‐Like how about it's none of your fucking business!"
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"You guys really do not seem qualified to be running shit."
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"‐ ‐Wait, wait, wait, wait."
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""You guys don't seem qualified to be running...""
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"‐Don't write that down. ‐I'm sorry, what shit are you qualified to run?"
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"I have a master's degree in urban planning."
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"‐Could I speak to you in the kitchenette for a moment? ‐Yeah."
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"Erase that last bit."
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"I didn't know he had a master's degree."
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"What are we going to do?"
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"Eh."
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"Okay."
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"‐ ‐You know,"
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"I feel like you used to come around all the time."
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"‐How come I don't see you anymore? ‐Oh, um..."
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"Work, mostly."
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"It's been real busy at the moment,"
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"and I feel kind of bad"
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"because, you know, my‐my best friend,"
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"he actually got me this gym membership,"
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"and I don't really use it, so..."
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"Uh, he's called Guillermo, by the way."
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"But, I mean, he's always doing things like that for me,"
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"and I just kind of take it for granted."
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"So, you know, that's what I do."
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"Well, Nandor, that's terrible."
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"He‐he's not gonna want to stay friends with you."
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"No, he will."
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"But it's‐it's kind of awkward"
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"because we work together."
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"But if you feel a certain way about someone,"
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"and you've got something weighing on your heart, then..."
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"Okay."
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"This guy must be really special."
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"He is. Very."
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"Let's talk about you. How are you?"
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"No, I‐I think that you should take him out"
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"one day after work and tell him how you feel."
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"It could be he has feelings for you, too."
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"Feelings, no, that's..."
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"We're just work friends, so that's..."
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"Got to go."
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"Sorry."
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"He's being openly defiant. He needs to go."
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"‐ ‐You know I can hear you, right?"
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"‐Vampire hearing. ‐Yeah, I'm okay with that."
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"We are clearly outnumbered here, yes?"
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"I suggest we retreat, regroup and strategize."
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"‐Fine. ‐Yes!"
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"It has been so wonderful to meet you, Wes."
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"‐Genuinely. ‐Yeah."
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