Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Cloak of Duplication (S03E03)

"You'll probably have to take it in at the waist"
What We Do in the Shadows
"and out in the shoulders."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Hey, get out of the vent!"
What We Do in the Shadows
"Tell your familiar to get out of the vent."
What We Do in the Shadows
"He's not a familiar. He's a bodyguard."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Get out of the vent, Guillermo!"
What We Do in the Shadows
"He's a rascal."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Get out of the vent. Go back into your room."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Little rascal."
What We Do in the Shadows
"All right, your alterations will be ready momentarily."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Great. ‐Until then, you may peruse our collection of oddities"
What We Do in the Shadows
"while I deal with the water and power company"
What We Do in the Shadows
"about some discrepancies in our latest bill."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I was wondering if I could talk to you about..."
What We Do in the Shadows
"The moment I saw the Cloak of Duplication"
What We Do in the Shadows
"I knew it was the answer to my romantic difficulties."
What We Do in the Shadows
"You see, I've been struggling with my girlfriend, Meg."
What We Do in the Shadows
"She is not actually my girlfriend yet."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Meg works at Massive Fitness,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"a 24‐hour gymnasium I used to attend."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐ ‐"
What We Do in the Shadows
"Back when I was commanding an army,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"the soldiers and I would strip naked"
What We Do in the Shadows
"and challenge each other"
What We Do in the Shadows
"to various feats of endurance and strength."
What We Do in the Shadows
"The men at Massive Fitness 24‐hour gymnasium,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"they're not really interested in any of that."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐ ‐Don't seem to notice each other much,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"or admire each other's bodies."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐ ‐"
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Oops. ‐The best thing about Massive Fitness 24‐hour gymnasium"
What We Do in the Shadows
"is the connection I have with Meg."
What We Do in the Shadows
"She has shown me much kindness."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Unfortunately, we have not yet taken things to the next level."
What We Do in the Shadows
"You're funny."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Thank you for that compliment."
What We Do in the Shadows
"And for the towel."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I love your accent. Is it French?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"No."
What We Do in the Shadows
"No, it is not."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I have never been very good"
What We Do in the Shadows
"at talking to modern women."
What We Do in the Shadows
"But fortunately, I know someone who can help."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Laszlo."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Laszlo. ‐Ah, yeah!"
What We Do in the Shadows
"What do you want?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"I have purloined the Cloak of Duplication."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Laszlo is a real ladies' man."
What We Do in the Shadows
"He always knows how to talk to women."
What We Do in the Shadows
"What? So hang on a second."
What We Do in the Shadows
"You want me to put that on,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Mm. ‐turn into you,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Mm‐hmm. ‐pull this young lady called Meg."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Yes, Meg. ‐Make love to her six ways till Chelsea."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Come back here. High fives all 'round."
What We Do in the Shadows
"No, no, no, just the first bit is fine."
What We Do in the Shadows
"And then I'll take care of the rest. I'll leave it here."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐ ‐Nandor wants you to put that on,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"turn into him, pull this woman called Meg,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"and then come back."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I'd go myself, but..."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I can't be fucked."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I've often fancied myself"
What We Do in the Shadows
"quite the seducer, obviously."
What We Do in the Shadows
"There's a technique called "negging""
What We Do in the Shadows
"that I'm eager to try."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I'd explain it to you, but you're probably too naive"
What We Do in the Shadows
"to understand it."
What We Do in the Shadows
"How do I look?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"Never mind, your opinion doesn't matter."
What We Do in the Shadows
"And now you're horny because you just got negged again."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I can't see dick."
What We Do in the Shadows
"That's better. Watch and learn."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐ ‐Oh, hey, Nandor."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I haven't seen you in a while."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Hey, dipshit."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Excuse me?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"Uh, there used to be a hot chick who worked here."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Meg, I think?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"I'm Meg."
What We Do in the Shadows
"You were hotter."
What We Do in the Shadows
"What the fuck is your problem?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"Okay, calm down, toots."
What We Do in the Shadows
"So sensitive."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Let me cut to the chizzle:"
What We Do in the Shadows
"Life didn't turn out the way you planned."
What We Do in the Shadows
"You're a fading beauty working nights at the gym."
What We Do in the Shadows
"You've probably had a string of boyfriends"
What We Do in the Shadows
"who promised you the world, and then delivered it"
What We Do in the Shadows
"on a four‐inch penis."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Well, here's your chance."
What We Do in the Shadows
"You can leave with me right now,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"or watch these hot buns walk out the door forever."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Hang on. Let me just get my stuff."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Okay, you do that."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Just wait right here."
What We Do in the Shadows
"These buns will be waiting for you."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Great. ‐Did you see that?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"My brain in this package,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"that poor kid never stood a chance."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Hey, buddy. We got a problem here? ‐Hello."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Hey. No problem, buddy. ‐Get these fucking cameras out of my face."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Let's go. Get out, man. ‐You should, uh, we‐we should skedaddle."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Fuck off. ‐Let's skedaddle here."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐ ‐Shit."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Didn't see that coming."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Ooh! ‐Well, that was a complete waste of time."
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐She's clearly not into guys. ‐Really?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"‐Yeah. ‐Should I give it a go?"
What We Do in the Shadows
"You can try."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I mean, she's not into studs,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"so maybe you'll have better luck."
What We Do in the Shadows
"Colin Robinson,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"we are going to Queens."
What We Do in the Shadows
"A rogue vampire group hasn't paid their dues,"
What We Do in the Shadows
"and we need you to take notes."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I wanted to say it!"
What We Do in the Shadows
"We are visiting a rogue vampire cell in Queens."
What We Do in the Shadows
"They will taste our wrath and quickly submit."
What We Do in the Shadows
"I am prepared to escalate matters to crazy levels."
What We Do in the Shadows
Show more clips