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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Cloak of Duplication (S03E03)

"You have given us so much to..."
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"‐ ‐Hey... Shit."
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"Saw that coming."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"Council dues are due on the first full moon"
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"‐of every month. ‐Okay. ‐Yeah."
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"Any questions?"
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"Didn't think so."
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"Respect your elders."
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"Colin Robinson, get my cape."
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"‐Got it. ‐How's that for an old lady?"
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"Hey, you take care now, Dave."
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"I'm going to see my sweet Meg,"
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"knowing that Laszlo and his silver tongue"
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"have laid a foundation for me"
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"- ‐has given me a new confidence. - ‐"
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"Hey, back again."
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"‐My lucky night. ‐Yes."
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"I know I was here earlier."
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"You made me laugh very much,"
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"when we talked about, uh..."
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"The guy who works for you, Guillermo?"
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"‐Really? ‐You seem really into him."
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"That's really what we were talking about?"
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"It's just that, uh..."
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"How should I put this?"
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"Meg, it is you who are the person that I am into."
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"I believe that you are the love of my life."
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"I believe that we should be together forever."
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"You know I'm not into guys, right?"
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"I‐I like women."
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"So do I."
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"You like men and women. That's okay."
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"Yes, and you like women and men?"
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"No, just women. I'm a lesbian."
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"‐Are you sure? ‐Definitely sure."
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"You will remember nothing."
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"‐Fuck. ‐Fuckface."
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"I thought I told you to never show your face‐‐"
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"‐ ‐Oops."
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"Fucking guy."
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"Are you okay?"
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"‐Open. ‐Hey, Nadja."
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"I have just commenced my slumber."
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"What happened in Queens tonight can never, ever happen again."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"I don't know."
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"Has living in America made you into a big, wet pussy?"
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"I think I've just been going through some things lately."
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"Do you ever wonder that maybe"
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"there is more to this life"
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"than just mindless killing and bloodlust?"
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"‐Yeah. ‐You do?"
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"No! Of course not!"
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"That is because you have Laszlo to share your life with!"
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"Oh!"
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"You have turned into a very, very soft boy."
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"How about you slumber on that?"
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"‐Good night! ‐Hey!"
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"Hmm."
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"What is it now?"
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"‐Pussy! ‐Go away!"
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"You are a scared little soft boy."
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"Speaking of soft, I'm squeezing your pipi right now."
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"- ‐How do you like that? - ‐"
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"Get your hands off my pipi!"
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"It is like a piece of extra meat dangling"
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"‐off the end of my body. ‐Get your hands off it!"
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"Laszlo, you know that thing you always wanted to try?"
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"Fucking guy."
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"♪ Tonight ♪"
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"♪ I'm not just pretending ♪"
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"♪ You have my... ♪"
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"♪ Tonight ♪"
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"♪ I'm not just pretending ♪"
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"♪ Somehow I always knew ♪"
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"♪ That I love you. ♪"
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"So, today is our first day on the job"
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"as leaders of the Vampiric Council."
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"Nadja and I have agreed to work together as a team."
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"For now, I am letting Nandor think that we are"
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""sharing power.""
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"But there can only be one Supreme Leader,"
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"and I will do whatever it takes."
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"That is how you are the only one that survives"
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"out of 17 children."
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"I admire"
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"Nadja's decisiveness"
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"and how loud she is."
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"But I am the more experienced leader."
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"Eventually, I will make her my number two."
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"So you're saying you..."
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"you need to make a number two?"
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"Indeed. Not right now but soon."
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"It's not something you should force."
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"But you're saying it's important"
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"to have a really good number two."
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"‐Yes. ‐"
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"There's nothing funny about a firm number two."
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"What was the plan again?"
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"The plan is that I‐‐ Nandor The Relentless‐‐"
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"will sit on my throne and make a number two."
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"‐ ‐Okay, get out."
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"♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪"
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"♪ They have no use for your song ♪"
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"♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪"
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"♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪"
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"♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪"
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"♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪"
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"Now, down here we have the medium security cells"
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"and the various abattoirs."
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"Be sure to reserve your spot on the sign‐in sheet"
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"'cause the abattoirs get crazy busy."
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"Okay, now, over here we have the break room."
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"Now, make sure that you label your snacks"
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"because we throw everything out every Friday."
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"- ‐Oh! - Oh! Yummy, yummy."
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