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Clips from Single Drunk Female - Sober for the D and V (S01E01)

"♪ You could never catch me in Lululemon ♪"
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"♪ Sipping sugar‐free Red Bulls ♪"
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"♪ Thinking 'bout my bank account ♪"
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"‐(sighs) ‐♪ How that bitch so full? ♪"
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"♪ I don't give a sh... You can't pay me, bitch... ♪"
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"Uh, yeah, no. You can get out of here,"
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"there's plenty of toilets, it's like a mansion."
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"My girl's getting laid."
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"‐(sighs) Thank you. ‐(shutter clicks)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"‐Hey. ‐Hey."
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"Sorry."
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"Should we go to bed?"
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"Yes. I am beat. Um..."
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"‐But first, one more wedding question. ‐No!"
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"‐Sorry, please, quickly. So, ‐(moans)"
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"I've basically mapped out every table,"
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"except I can't figure out where to stash Uncle Phil."
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"Oh, he the one who sued the Boy Scouts"
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"‐'cause they let a girl in, right? ‐Yeah."
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"I mean, we can put him next to Uncle Andrew, but he's the one"
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"that knit the pussy hats for the women's march, so..."
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"‐No bueno. ‐Yeah."
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"Hey, Joel, you know the seating chart's"
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"supposed to be my job, right?"
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"Uh, no, your job is shocking people"
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"with those big bumper things and yelling "Clear!""
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"Or, uh, uh, "We need four cc's of vital fluids, stat!""
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"Wow. That's actually a spot‐on impression of me at work."
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"‐Yeah? I watched a couple E. R. reruns ‐Yes."
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"before you got home."
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"I'm serious. I know that I dropped the ball"
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"on all the wedding planning stuff, and I just"
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"want to thank you for picking up the slack."
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"No, I'm... I'm happy to do it."
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"Because I'm..."
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"I'm really, really psyched for our wedding."
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"Hmm."
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"‐I have an idea. ‐All right."
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"What if we put Carol at table six,"
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"between Andrew and Phil?"
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"Wow, what did Carol ever do to you?"
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"I just think she can handle it."
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"Well, that... that solves that."
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"Sorry, Carol."
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"("Feeling Good" by Megan Vice featuring TT The Artist playing)"
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"Ooh, thank God. I got to pee. Jesus."
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"Hope you enjoyed yourself."
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"♪ From East L. A. ♪"
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"♪ First class Bombay, let me hear you say ♪"
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"♪ Konnichiwa ♪"
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"♪ Don't look back ♪"
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"♪ I ain't afraid to sting ♪"
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"♪ I get it all ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause baby, I'm the king ♪"
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"♪ Feeling good, feeling good ♪"
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"♪ Feeling good, good, good, good, good! ♪"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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