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Clips from Single Drunk Female - Sober for the D and V (S01E01)

"Anyway, make yourselves at home,"
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"enjoy the snacks and water."
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"Don't stomp on the floor."
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"Yeah."
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"♪ To set the mood, like ♪"
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"♪ Body so hot, how you stay so cool? ♪"
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"Hey. You came."
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"‐Yep. Here I am. ‐♪ Stay so cool, ooh ♪"
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"♪ Block party, bring your crew here too ♪"
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"♪ It's like... ♪"
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"I'm gonna go check out the water table."
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"♪ Block party, block party... ♪"
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"Glad you made it. Mostly for selfish reasons."
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"I can chill and stop watching the door."
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"Oh, oh, is that something that friends do‐‐"
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"you wait anxiously for the other friend to show up to a party?"
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"‐♪ All the fellas come around ♪ ‐Point taken."
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"♪ Bringing crowds till we shut the street down, them cars... ♪"
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"Want to dance? Is that okay to ask?"
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"Uh... you know, I think I'm gonna ease my way into it."
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"I'm not totally sure how my body moves"
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"without a gin and tonic coursing through its system,"
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"so... maybe later."
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"Well, take your time."
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"♪ People passing out on the lawn, get the Sharpie ♪"
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"♪ A dude without his shirt and he yelling out ♪"
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"♪ "Call me," don't know what I did, but I hope... ♪"
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"OLIVIA: Sam."
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"I'm so glad you came."
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"Hey. I don't think I've ever seen you without a middle part."
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"‐You look good. ‐Oh."
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"‐I do, don't I? (chuckles) ‐Yeah."
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"Well, you weren't joking‐‐ this is a legitimate rager."
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"I told you, I don't joke about serious stuff"
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"‐like parties. ‐Mm."
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"So?"
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"‐So, what? ‐Your presence here"
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"indicates that your grand plan"
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"to smush tush was either way too short"
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"‐or didn't happen at all. ‐Yeah. ‐Olivia,"
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"have you seen Josh? I cannot find Josh."
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"‐Literally right there with James. ‐Oh, thank God."
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"She always thinks someone's gonna steal Josh."
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"‐He's really valuable. He's the biggest cat in Boston. ‐It's true."
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"‐He's a record holder. ‐Oh."
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"‐Did I interrupt something? ‐Sort of."
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"No, no, it's fine. I was just gonna say that I don't think"
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"I'm cut out for sex, and I might be broken now."
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"You just have to get used to being in your body."
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"You never had to before,"
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"because you were always having a threesome with booze."
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"Baby love, I'm gonna tell Samantha"
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"about my first sober sexual experience."
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"Do you want to hear it again or do you want to go mingle?"
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"Is this the sad story with..."
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"‐with Melissa, Marisa? ‐It's Melanie,"
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"‐Melanie. ‐and I don't think it was... it's not sad."
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"‐Okay, I think it's sad. I can't hear it. ‐Okay, go mingle."
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"‐I love you. ‐Love you."
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"Anyway, um, I'm telling you this so you don't feel so alone."
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"‐I'll take it. ‐So, I was with this really cute girl,"
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"and I was extremely nervous."
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"And when I put my hand down there..."
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"she asked if I was using a vibrator."
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"That's how much my hand was shaking."
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"Oh, my God. I mean..."
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"That's it? Okay. See, I thought you were gonna say"
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"something humiliating, but that story's, like, kind of adorable."
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"It is not. I was horrified."
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"Okay. Thank you for sharing. I'm pretty sure I feel worse."
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"‐Anyway, have a good night. ‐Okay."
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"And don't jump too hard on the floor. We just had them done."
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"‐Okay? ‐Yeah."
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"‐Tell everyone. ‐Okay."
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"Okay. Have fun."
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""Legend" by Alice Longyu Gao & Alice Glass playing)"
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"(yelling)"
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"♪ I just need a manicure, red tips... ♪"
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"‐Sam! ‐Wow."
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"Hey!"
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"How are you still the life of the party"
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"even when you're stone‐cold sober?"
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"Oh, my God, I came out of my mother's womb screaming,"
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"ready to party. (giggles)"
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"‐Give me a twirl. ‐Oh, God. Okay."
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"Oh, no. (laughing)"
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"(gasps) Okay... Oh!"
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"(gasps) Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Usually you don't get these kind of"
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"football tackles at sober parties."
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"‐My bad. Are‐are you okay? ‐Yeah, totally."
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"I loved it. It makes it feel like an actual nightclub."
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"Oh, good. Okay, great."
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"(laughs)"
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"‐Uh, I'm Chloe. ‐Sam."
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"Want to dance, Sam?"
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"It feels kind of like a risk for you after what just happened,"
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"‐but if you're down, I am. ‐Yeah."
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"Okay. (chuckling)"
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"♪ Drink vodka straight from the bottle ♪"
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"♪ Avocado toast, she tryna be a model ♪"
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"♪ If you insecure... ♪"
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"‐Who invited you here? ‐Oh, I'm, uh,"
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"I'm one of Olivia's sponsees."
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"Mm, join the club."
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"Oh, hey, we're like siblings."
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"No. Yeah, I'm gonna pretend I didn't say that"
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"so we can keep doing this."
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"♪ Did you really think all us girls are replaceable? ♪"
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"♪ (meow) All us girls are replaceable ♪"
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"♪ (meow) Did you know your skin is reversible? ♪"
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"♪ (meow) Did you ever maybe think that ♪"
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"‐♪ It's true men like you make me sick ♪ ‐♪ Sick ♪"
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"♪ Burn your candle to the wick and bury you alive ♪"
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"♪ Don't be worried, don't be scared ♪"
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"♪ This is going as prepared ♪"
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"♪ Just lay down and relax, I can swallow all my glass ♪"
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"♪ Insecure, girl, Alice ♪"
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"♪ I know, you talking shit you embarrassed ♪"
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"♪ I know, you mad 'cause I'm the raddest ♪"
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