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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Lice Lice Baby (S02E02)

"I guess that's just the curse of being an affectionate mother."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Nope. You're clean as a whistle."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Huh?"
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"No, no, no, that-that can't be right, Lowell."
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"Ch-Check it again."
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"I checked. You're good."
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": Okay."
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"Listen to me very carefully, all right?"
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"I'm their mother. Right?"
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"Every time they get the flu, I get the flu."
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"When they had strep throat, I had strep throat."
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"And the last time they got these bugs,"
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"I got hit the worst because I am a warm and loving mother!"
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"Okay, don't beat yourself up."
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"You can't compare then to now."
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"I mean, these days, you're busy working."
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"What... what are you implying, Lowell?"
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"Don't engage."
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"No, I'm not implying anything."
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"I'm just pointing out a factual difference."
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"Stand down, boy."
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"I think you're saying that I don't have lice"
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"because I'm not around enough."
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"No, no, I did not mean that at all."
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"What do I do?"
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"Play dead and hope she moves on."
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"Okay, look, there could be lots of reasons for this."
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"Like here-- it says lice are only attracted to clean hair."
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"So I'm either an absent mom or a dirty one."
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"Maybe you're both. Who says you can't have it all?"
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"Wow, look at this spread."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They got the giant shrimp and tiny pickles."
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"The whole world's upside down."
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"Will you stay focused? We have a job to do."
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"Ooh, they got the olives with a red thing in the middle."
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"How they do that?"
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"Go to a grocery store, man. That's just regular stuff."
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"All right, now use your freakish height to find Lisa."
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"There she is."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ladies and gentlemen, our Innovator Award winner,"
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"Lisa McCaffrey."
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"Uh-oh. She's scratching her head."
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"Hold on, hold on."
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"Maybe she's just coming up with an idea."
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"This is... such an honor."
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"Must be a real brainstorm."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my God."
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"We just turned our boss into the Bride of Frankenstein."
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"Now, where was I?"
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"Don, we're screwed."
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"We gave our boss lice, and she just humiliated herself."
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"She sees us."
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"Just look away."
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"What are we gonna do? I thought we had to tell her."
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"No, no, no, it's too big."
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"Remember when we were kids, we shot that bottle rocket"
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"into the woods and all the trees caught on fire?"
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"We didn't tell anyone, we just got the hell out of there."
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"Everything's on fire, Don! Let's get the hell out of here!"
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"You're right, let's go."
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"What kind of frickin' lice don't get on the mother's head?"
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"She's upset. One of us is gonna have to go in there."
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"You go."
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"You're related to her."
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"Not by blood, so let's just take that off the table."
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"You know what this is?"
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"This-this is society trying to keep the working moms down!"
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"I'm out."
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"What? Don't leave me."
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"Feel better, honey!"
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"So... you know what I was thinking?"
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"I bet that you don't have lice"
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"because they just flew off your head"
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"while you were running around being a great mom."
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"Nice try, Lowell, but I think we both know"
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"why I don't have the bugs."
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"There could be other reasons."
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"Like, did you put your head too close to the microwave?"
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"Were you underwater for 45 minutes?"
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"Have you been in space?"
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"Are you having fun, Lowell?"
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"No."
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"And not that I'm ready to go, but have you seen my car keys?"
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"Wait. Is this your hair spray?"
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"No, I stole it."
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"Among my many flaws, I'm also a kleptomaniac."
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"I guess once you light the fuse, all the bombs go off."
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"I'm just saying,"
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"your hair spray has tea tree oil in it."
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"That repels lice. It does?"
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"Look, it's on the sheet from school."
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"So it's not my fault?"
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"I am a good mother."
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"Great mother."
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"Little bit of an aggressive host."
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"Okay, I'm gonna get out of here while you're smiling."
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"Thanks so much, Lowell."
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"Anytime. But never again."
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"Hey, Lowell."
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"There's my handsome man. How'd it go?"
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"I don't want to tell you"
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"because you look like you're in a good mood."
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"She is now."
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"Thanks for meeting me at the exit of the roller coaster."
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"ADAM: Wait a minute."
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"You thought you were a bad mom because you didn't have lice?"
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"Yeah, I felt terrible."
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"So I did the healthy thing and I took it out on Lowell."
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"Well, I don't hate that someone else took that shrapnel."
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"I mean, I actually thought about quitting my job."
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"I can't believe you were beating yourself up like that."
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"And there's no way you're quitting."
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"After Lisa's speech tonight,"
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"you might be the only one of us working."
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"Was it really that bad?"
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"Yeah, yeah. She's got a bundle of lice,"
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"and she's gonna realize it was because of us."
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"We have until Monday to figure our way out of this."
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"Who is it?"
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