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Clips from Upload - The Sex Suit (S01E01)

"Oh, what's up, Aleesa?"
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"- Nope. - It's Aleesha."
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"- Right. - Bye."
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"I'd like to speak with the manager."
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"The store is designed to be completely automated."
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"Please put your purchase on the conveyor."
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"Manager."
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"Let's see if I can help you first."
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"If this is a problem with a product, say "product.""
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"If the store is on fire, say "fire.""
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"If you are stuck in the door and the store is on fire,"
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"say "screams.""
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""Human manager.""
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"The wait to speak to a human is 300 minutes."
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"If the bathroom is unstocked, say "tissue paper.""
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"If a patron is having a baby, say "miracle.""
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"Is this dehydrated fruit salad or is this a queen bed?"
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"What do you think?"
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"Let me talk to a manager, please."
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"Grab another bed from the rack, okay?"
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"My name is Fran Booth."
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"I am a part-time private investigator,"
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"and I need to take a look at your security camera footage"
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"from November 24."
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"Aw, shit. Uh..."
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"Okay. Uh, hold on."
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"Follow me."
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"300 minutes?"
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"More like 50 seconds, dummy."
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"- You... - You again?"
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"- You tricked me. - I tricked you?"
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"Mm-hmm. See, you got a new username and picture."
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"I deleted the app and I had to use a different name"
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"when I reinsta... but you?"
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""Henry"? I mean, you got different dummy accounts"
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"with different names and everything. I mean..."
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"I mean, is this even your hot, chiseled, sweaty torso?"
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"No."
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"- Fuck it. Come in. - Oh..."
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"- This is so hot. - No talking today."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Mm..."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yep."
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"Oh, okay. I thought for a second something was wrong."
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"You know, it's weird."
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"Normally, when girls come, it sounds different."
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"Like, uh, not as real as you sound."
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"So, do I get five stars this time?"
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"Oh, yeah, definitely."
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"Oh, I'll do it right now."
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"What the hell?"
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"Payback."
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"Hey, babe."
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"Are you awake?"
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"Yeah, so that was totally fun."
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"Look, I don't know about you,"
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"- but we should do that again sometime. - Okay, bye."
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"Oh..."
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"Forgot to kill your boyfriend?"
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"Careful, Ingrid."
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"The camera adds ten years."
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"In jail."
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