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Clips from Upload - The Sex Suit (S01E01)

"Ah, go for it. It's on me."
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"Dave, it's costing you, like,"
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"20 grand to teach me how to golf."
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"I'm worth $50.3 billion."
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"I've spent more on a, on an endangered parrot sandwich."
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"Go on."
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"So remember, head down."
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"Head down, okay."
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"Ooh."
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"That felt nice."
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"A majestic arc to that one. A pleasure to behold."
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"Ah, beginner's luck."
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"Don't you ever get bored of this?"
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"Me, bored? No."
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"You got to understand, Nate, I lived a life of purpose,"
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"so now this is my reward."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"So get me an Arnold Palmer."
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"Certainly, sir."
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"- Arnold. - Hello, Choak."
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"Watch this, you piece of shit."
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"♪ ♪"
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"And then, out of nowhere,"
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"he just tackles the Arnold Palmer bot."
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"Supposedly, the real Arnold cockblocked him for years"
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"when they lived together on a nudist commune in 1973."
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"I know. I-Ivan, your night angel,"
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"showed me some spicy memory files of Choak,"
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"which I'm pretty sure he stole and sold."
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"Oh, God."
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"Choak lived this full life, you know?"
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"It made me think it might be nice to be old and smug one day,"
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"but I don't have anything to be smug about."
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"Just wish I could keep working."
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"Uh, you're not allowed."
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"Yeah, life's tough enough"
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"without uploads driving down wages for us meat folks."
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"I know,"
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"but they called me a barista at my funeral."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, that's not me, okay?"
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"I-I can contribute more than that."
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"I'll see you."
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"Hey, I want to show you something."
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"2Gigs please."
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"Oh, God."
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"What is this place?"
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"Lakeview's lowest class of upload."
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"- This is where the 2Gigs live. - 2Gigs?"
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"Yeah, they only get two gigs of data a month,"
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"and once they run out,"
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"they can't afford anything."
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"Things included in your level of service..."
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"Your shower, your view of the lake..."
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"They don't have."
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"Lean Cuisine sponsors the cafeteria"
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"to try new recipes."
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""Today's Special: Fiesta Jalapeño Creamed Meat.""
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"Yikes."
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"What is this? It's only the first five pages."
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"Yup, the free sample."
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"If they want to read the whole book, they have to pay extra."
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"Oh, hey, love Harry Potter."
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"All the magic's so cool."
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"There's magic in Harry Potter?"
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"He's frozen until next month,"
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"unless someone adds to his account,"
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"but most of them don't have money of their own."
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"They don't even get the basic sweat suit"
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"included in the plan."
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"Whoa."
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"Wait."
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"He doesn't have a penis."
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"Yeah, it must be the end of his month."
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"Oh, man,"
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"he's making clothes out of Lean Cuisine boxes."
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"No, that's not..."
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"- Oh. - Okay."
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"That's actually kind of impressive,"
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"but Horizen should just give"
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"anybody a penis, or clothing, or-or an entire book."
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"I mean, it's just code."
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"Well, they want people to pay for upgrades."
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"It's called capitalism."
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"Look at this."
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"This is terrible."
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"- These people don't deserve this."
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"- I know. - Nobody deserves this."
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"Somebody should do something."
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"Wait, where's that music coming from?"
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"Oh, uh, I don't know."
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"That's..."
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"weird."
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"Anyway, Nathan, you were saying?"
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"Maybe my purpose is to help the 2Gigs."
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"I could give them some of my breakfast."
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"It's unlimited."
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"You know, I'll just need some bigger pockets."
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"- I could... - Babe, where are you?"
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"The Vogue interviewer is gonna be here any minute."
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"Is this dress okay?"
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"I wanted to show off my shoulder blades."
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"I just got them sharpened."
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"Oh, my God, did he go too sharp?"
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"He said they were gonna soften up a bit,"
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"but I think they're too sharp."
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"Shit. Just hurry up, okay?"
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"I completely forgot."
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"Ingrid and I have this interview about modern love."
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"I will be back. I'll see you soon."
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"Yeah, no. No worries. I totally get it. Have-have fun."
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"He should be here any minute."
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"Well, not here here, but you know."
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"So, for the article, I wanted to refer to relationships"
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"between bios and uploads as"
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""the ultimate long-distance relationship.""
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"Oh, my God, totally. That's exactly what it's like."
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"Oh, here he is."
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"That was, that was just a fart."
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"Sorry."
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