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Clips from Lucifer - What Would Lucifer Do? (S03E03)

"In that case, I've touched her several times."
Lucifer
"Twice this morning."
Lucifer
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer Morningstar, Your Honor."
Lucifer
"My apologies. I had no idea I was dealing with a man"
Lucifer
"of such stature. In my defense,"
Lucifer
"when we came in last night,"
Lucifer
"I was blindfolded by your wife's underwear, so..."
Lucifer
"You're messin' with the wrong guy, pal."
Lucifer
"Ah, violence... now we're getting somewhere interesting."
Lucifer
"Come on, let it flow. Tell me,"
Lucifer
"is kicking my ass what you truly desire?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"No, I just..."
Lucifer
"I... I want a friggin' nap."
Lucifer
"Look, I know I'm a cliché."
Lucifer
"I married the yoga instructor."
Lucifer
"But you wouldn't believe the body on that girl."
Lucifer
"Wouldn't I?"
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"So you get it."
Lucifer
"- Mm-hmm. - In the beginning,"
Lucifer
"it was great... partying all the time, there was..."
Lucifer
"Tons of sex."
Lucifer
"You must have felt like a new man."
Lucifer
"But then... let me guess... it became..."
Lucifer
"Exhausting."
Lucifer
"All of that."
Lucifer
"Sex, partying,"
Lucifer
"and... Coachella."
Lucifer
"- Ooh. - That's not who I am."
Lucifer
"In all honesty, I just..."
Lucifer
"I just want to chill with my ex, Marsha."
Lucifer
"She engaged my mind."
Lucifer
"Well, truth be told, I've been experiencing"
Lucifer
"an identity conundrum myself."
Lucifer
"Well, that was until I realized that the best way"
Lucifer
"to remind myself of the Devil I am today"
Lucifer
"is to fully embrace the Devil I used to be."
Lucifer
"Are you saying I should call my ex?"
Lucifer
"Absolutely."
Lucifer
"And I can help you."
Lucifer
"How?"
Lucifer
"By graciously keeping your new bride"
Lucifer
"sexually satisfied while you reconnect with your old wife."
Lucifer
"Yeah?"
Lucifer
"Deal?"
Lucifer
"Uh, deal."
Lucifer
"But don't forget..."
Lucifer
"now I've done you a favor, you owe me one."
Lucifer
"Of course."
Lucifer
"Wh-Whatever you want."
Lucifer
"Lovely."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"I, uh, better get on with my end of the bargain."
Lucifer
"Lexy, darling,"
Lucifer
"the Devil's back."
Lucifer
"Hey, Lieutenant. You busy?"
Lucifer
"Depends what you're gonna ask me next."
Lucifer
"Well, uh, in an effort to strengthen"
Lucifer
"my own professional identity within the department,"
Lucifer
"I'd like to take on some added responsibility."
Lucifer
"I'd like to be put up for the open union rep position."
Lucifer
"Request denied."
Lucifer
"Can I ask why?"
Lucifer
"See, one of the few benefits"
Lucifer
"of having the "L" and the "T" in front of my name"
Lucifer
"is I don't have to explain myself."
Lucifer
"Anything else?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"Detective."
Lucifer
"New body just dropped."
Lucifer
"Since you're here,"
Lucifer
"you might as well take it."
Lucifer
"Whoa."
Lucifer
"What was that about?"
Lucifer
"- You could tell just by watching? - Oh, my God, yeah."
Lucifer
"He is so into you."
Lucifer
"- You're joking. - Uh, no."
Lucifer
"Scorching fire. Five-alarm."
Lucifer
"But all I'm gonna say."
Lucifer
"I, uh, heard we caught a body."
Lucifer
"I'll grab my kit."
Lucifer
"Lucifer. Where have you been?"
Lucifer
"Saving a marriage."
Lucifer
"Listen, I've been waiting here to tell you that"
Lucifer
"I finally figured out what my task is from Father"
Lucifer
"- to get my powers back. - Ah? Well,"
Lucifer
"this should be the opposite of interesting."
Lucifer
"It's you, Brother."
Lucifer
"You..."
Lucifer
"are my task."
Lucifer
"Slightly more interesting."
Lucifer
"How am I your task?"
Lucifer
"I have no idea."
Lucifer
"I mean, am I supposed to help you, teach you?"
Lucifer
"You see, I was sent down here to be with you for a reason."
Lucifer
"Now, maybe... maybe that means I'm supposed to learn from you."
Lucifer
"Well, if you really need to understand me, Brother,"
Lucifer
"then you must first..."
Lucifer
"walk a mile in my Italian loafers."
Lucifer
"Walk a mile in your shoes?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"All right."
Lucifer
"Well, tell me how to..."
Lucifer
"- "Lucifer." - Oh, baby steps."
Lucifer
"It took eons to perfect this."
Lucifer
"All right, first off, a... a makeover."
Lucifer
"Clothes."
Lucifer
"Shoes."
Lucifer
"try smiling."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"We can work on that."
Lucifer
"Through there, my closet, I grant you..."
Lucifer
"entrée to all things me."
Lucifer
"And give me your phone."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"Now you have access to all my social media accounts:"
Lucifer
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