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Clips from Lucifer - What Would Lucifer Do? (S03E03)

"Ah. Allow yourself to be surprised indeed."
Lucifer
"So, you want to make a statement?"
Lucifer
"Yeah. So..."
Lucifer
"I guess I've been enlightened by the Firehawk Path."
Lucifer
"And I know I can't find my happiness"
Lucifer
"if I don't present my truth."
Lucifer
"The night of the murder, I saw Tyson Chase"
Lucifer
"digging by the sundial, burying something."
Lucifer
"- Burying what? - Don't know."
Lucifer
"It was dark, and I was looking through a window."
Lucifer
"Geez, do I have to do all your work for you?"
Lucifer
"Carly, tone."
Lucifer
"Should I roll over and fetch, too, Dad?"
Lucifer
"Parents. Am I right?"
Lucifer
"So, how do I know you didn't kill Emily?"
Lucifer
"Because Carly has"
Lucifer
"an iron-clad alibi."
Lucifer
"During the murder, she was in the shared room..."
Lucifer
"on the computer,"
Lucifer
"video chatting with her boyfriend."
Lucifer
"Now, instead of harassing my daughter any further,"
Lucifer
"I suggest you go see what's under that sundial."
Lucifer
"I don't mean to backseat"
Lucifer
"dig, but aren't you a bit far from the sundial?"
Lucifer
"I've got it. Thanks."
Lucifer
"At least, I hope I do."
Lucifer
"Hey, Ella, you're kind of, sort of friendly with the lieutenant."
Lucifer
"What's his deal?"
Lucifer
"Regarding what?"
Lucifer
"Well, no matter what I do, it seems Pierce wants"
Lucifer
"to be a complete jerk to me."
Lucifer
"Oh, this isn't about that crazy vibe between you two?"
Lucifer
"No, this is about professional respect, which I've earned."
Lucifer
"I have the best close rate in the department,"
Lucifer
"and it seems like, no matter where I turn,"
Lucifer
"Pierce is there, questioning my judgment."
Lucifer
"Are you talking about the new lieutenant?"
Lucifer
"I like him. Very good judgment."
Lucifer
"Totally agree. Spot on."
Lucifer
"What? It's true."
Lucifer
"Okay, you got it all wrong."
Lucifer
"Look,"
Lucifer
"at first, I didn't think Pierce liked me, either, but then,"
Lucifer
"a couple of days ago in the kitchen,"
Lucifer
"he hands me the creamer"
Lucifer
"and the sugar."
Lucifer
"And I didn't even ask for it."
Lucifer
"I know, right?"
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"See, Pierce had noticed how I liked my coffee."
Lucifer
"Just pay attention to his actions, not his words."
Lucifer
"And regardless, Decker, you are a total badass."
Lucifer
"Thank you, Ella."
Lucifer
"You got something?"
Lucifer
""Nine five four four.""
Lucifer
"It's Tyson Chase's number."
Lucifer
"I guess he is our killer."
Lucifer
"See? What did I tell you? Once a bad guy,"
Lucifer
"always a bad guy."
Lucifer
"The blood on Tyson Chase's pruning saw matches the victim."
Lucifer
"Carly Glantz puts the bloody saw"
Lucifer
"in his hands after the murder."
Lucifer
"So Tyson Chase equals homicidal maniac."
Lucifer
"- What am I missing? - Nothing."
Lucifer
"Oh, sorry. It's just exhausting being right all the time,"
Lucifer
"isn't it? I'm kidding."
Lucifer
"It's amazing."
Lucifer
"Wait a minute. What if Lucifer really is right?"
Lucifer
"Oh, go on."
Lucifer
"Then if, per Lucifer, people really don't reform,"
Lucifer
"that would also apply to Carly Glantz."
Lucifer
"Once bad, always bad, right?"
Lucifer
"Right. Finally you get it."
Lucifer
"So, then, how the hell did the worst kid in the program,"
Lucifer
"on the verge of expulsion,"
Lucifer
"earn highly-coveted computer privileges"
Lucifer
"to video chat with her boyfriend?"
Lucifer
"I don't know. Sexual favors?"
Lucifer
"Well, I want to go back and talk to Jerry Blackcrow,"
Lucifer
"ask him some more questions. Something doesn't add up."
Lucifer
"You think Blackcrow's involved?"
Lucifer
"I don't know. Maybe."
Lucifer
"I want to know why Carly is getting these privileges."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, you coming?"
Lucifer
"Oh, I can't. Sorry. Duty calls."
Lucifer
"Oh. What's duty's name?"
Lucifer
"Lexy, if you must know, a judge's soon to be ex-wife."
Lucifer
"It's a long story."
Lucifer
"Great. Are you really not coming?"
Lucifer
"I made a promise, Detective."
Lucifer
"And who am I if I'm not a devil of my word? Besides,"
Lucifer
"we both know this case is already solved."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, go."
Lucifer
"You've earned some private time."
Lucifer
"Ah, well, thank you, Lieutenant. See?"
Lucifer
"Great judgment."
Lucifer
"I don't care what you say. I'm gonna keep digging on this."
Lucifer
"I think it's time I ride along with you."
Lucifer
"Frankly, Lieutenant, just because you and I disagree"
Lucifer
"does not mean I need a baby-sitter."
Lucifer
"You coming, Decker?"
Lucifer
"My father is trying to teach me a lesson about Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Problem is, I don't know what it is."
Lucifer
"And he didn't tell you?"
Lucifer
"He's a bit, uh..."
Lucifer
"- enigmatic, my dad. - Ah."
Lucifer
"Sounds complicated."
Lucifer
"You have no idea."
Lucifer
"So I've been, um, walking a mile in Lucifer's shoes"
Lucifer
"to learn more about him, to try and understand him."
Lucifer
"Bro, what's there to understand? The guy does what he wants,"
Lucifer
"he says what he wants, he gets away with it."
Lucifer
"He parties constantly, he apparently"
Lucifer
"has an endless supply of cash, drives a sick-ass ride. Thanks."
Lucifer
"And he gets to have sex with a different hot girl every night."
Lucifer
"What a terrible, lonely existence."
Lucifer
"Oh, yeah, yeah. Sounds awful."
Lucifer
"Anyway, Dan, thanks for bailing me out."
Lucifer
"No problem, man."
Lucifer
"We all need someone to have our backs every now and then."
Lucifer
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