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Clips from Lucifer - What Would Lucifer Do? (S03E03)

"I hear you. I hear you. Right."
Lucifer
"So what I'm getting"
Lucifer
"is that you all want to get back to your true selves."
Lucifer
"I mean, yes, micro-nutrients"
Lucifer
"in the soil are important,"
Lucifer
"but the key here, people,"
Lucifer
"the key here is vertical integration."
Lucifer
"And it all starts with solid distribution."
Lucifer
"Right. Now, I'm partial to the Paraguay corridor,"
Lucifer
"mainly because..."
Lucifer
"Oh, oh, uh?"
Lucifer
"Pl... Yes. Hair boy."
Lucifer
"Uh, but what about hands-on experience?"
Lucifer
"Oh, right."
Lucifer
"Well, I do happen to know some wonderful CEOs"
Lucifer
"down in Sinaloa, Mexico."
Lucifer
"Perhaps I could arrange some internships."
Lucifer
"- Yeah, yeah. - Oh, well."
Lucifer
"The road to hell really is paved with bad acne-prone intentions."
Lucifer
"So much potential here! But..."
Lucifer
"Sorry. Am I boring you, darling?"
Lucifer
"Yeah. Screw Paraguay and micro-nutrients."
Lucifer
"The only things you need to be your own CEO"
Lucifer
"is irrigation and a south-facing slope."
Lucifer
"Ah."
Lucifer
"Here's your drug empire, Teach."
Lucifer
"Well, then."
Lucifer
"It appears someone's gunning for extra credit."
Lucifer
"Don't get high on your own supply."
Lucifer
"Don't get high on your own supply."
Lucifer
"Snitches end up in ditches."
Lucifer
"Snitches end up in ditches."
Lucifer
"Hugs, not drugs."
Lucifer
"No... Sorry, sorry. Reverse that one."
Lucifer
"Drugs, not hugs."
Lucifer
"Drugs, not hugs."
Lucifer
"Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"Detective."
Lucifer
"What is going on here?"
Lucifer
"And how did you get that horse?"
Lucifer
"What horse?"
Lucifer
"Ugh."
Lucifer
"Bye!"
Lucifer
"Ah, they should award him his wings."
Lucifer
"Then he'd look like Pegasus."
Lucifer
"What are you so upset about?"
Lucifer
"I mean, it was a valuable teaching moment"
Lucifer
"for the children."
Lucifer
"They are our future, after all."
Lucifer
"You're teaching them to grow drugs."
Lucifer
"No, no, no, I'm teaching them to sell drugs."
Lucifer
"Regardless, what brings you here?"
Lucifer
"Our job."
Lucifer
"Which is to find the kid that Emily was about to expel."
Lucifer
"In her files, it said"
Lucifer
"that she had recently busted one of the residents"
Lucifer
"for apparently running a drug operation."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Right. So... Well, it appears"
Lucifer
"I've been doing our job, too."
Lucifer
"Carly, front and center."
Lucifer
"My prized pupil."
Lucifer
"She had her own weed operation already up and running."
Lucifer
"Oh. So, this is all yours?"
Lucifer
"Not saying a word without my lawyer."
Lucifer
"Sorry, I taught her that."
Lucifer
"But I have to say, Detective,"
Lucifer
"this young lady really is going places."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. Yeah. All the way to jail."
Lucifer
"Yo, buddy."
Lucifer
"What the hell happened, man?"
Lucifer
"Detective Espinoza."
Lucifer
"It's good to see you."
Lucifer
"When I heard the charges, I mean..."
Lucifer
"Listen, we had just performed the act of love,"
Lucifer
"and then she demanded money."
Lucifer
"At first, I assumed it was for bus fare,"
Lucifer
"but then she wanted quite a large amount."
Lucifer
"And then her cousin showed up,"
Lucifer
"who shared very little familial resemblance, by the way,"
Lucifer
"and then he also demanded money."
Lucifer
"Right, right. So when he wouldn't take no"
Lucifer
"for an answer, you got into a fight, and you beat him up."
Lucifer
"Uh-huh."
Lucifer
"You do realize she's a call girl, right?"
Lucifer
"I know what a prostitute is!"
Lucifer
"I just didn't know she was one."
Lucifer
"And then, her cousin... well, he wouldn't listen to reason."
Lucifer
"You mean... her pimp?"
Lucifer
"Yes, of course."
Lucifer
"Look, I don't need any of the details, all right?"
Lucifer
"The important thing is, the watch commander's"
Lucifer
"my old training officer, so I pulled some strings."
Lucifer
"You're cut loose. Don't worry."
Lucifer
"Don't worry. I didn't say a word to Lucifer."
Lucifer
"How we doing on the investigation?"
Lucifer
"Well, this investigation has..."
Lucifer
"...smoked out"
Lucifer
"Carly Glantz. Rap sheet a mile long."
Lucifer
"Made no progress at reform."
Lucifer
"Working theory is that she found out"
Lucifer
"Emily was about to expel her."
Lucifer
"So she killed her to protect herself and her drug operation."
Lucifer
"And then, Carly lawyered up before we could get to her."
Lucifer
"- Still no murder weapon? - And no evidence tying her to the scene."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, any thoughts?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer is not"
Lucifer
"in the state of mind"
Lucifer
"to offer any constructive advice right now."
Lucifer
"Reach for the unexpected"
Lucifer
"and allow yourself to be surprised."
Lucifer
"Like crisps and chocolate."
Lucifer
"The results can be quite pleasing. Mm."
Lucifer
"That's good advice. Decker, throw out the manual."
Lucifer
"Think outside the box."
Lucifer
"- Yes, Lieutenant. - What?"
Lucifer
"I'm sorry. What are you asking me to do?"
Lucifer
"Because Carly isn't gonna talk."
Lucifer
"I want to talk."
Lucifer
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