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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade Runner (S12E12)

"- You want us to do what now? Mm. - Mm-hmm."
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"Go on the air and talk about Tina's really great horse shirt."
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"No?"
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"She's interested, she's interested."
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"Or you publicly admit that everything you said is garbage."
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"- Two good options. - Mm. - Mm-hmm."
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"Well, thanks so much for sharing this feedback with us."
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"We'll totally take that into consideration never."
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"Make my sister happy, damn it!"
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"There's boba on the line!"
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"Oh, my God. So much spit came out."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"No!"
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"Not again! Gah!"
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"(sniffs) Whoever did this,"
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"if I catch you, I will put you in my truck"
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"- and I will... - Teddy, Teddy, stop."
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"- Check, please. - No one's leaving!"
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"- Teddy! - Oh, Bob."
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"- Dear, sweet Bob. - What?"
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"We need to get handwriting samples from all of them!"
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"- No. No. - The marker... might have stained their fingers."
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"- Like blood. Let's check their fingers. - Bob."
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"Everybody line up! We're checking fingers!"
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"None of these people have been in the bathroom."
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"I'm 90% sure, okay?"
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"It's actually a little strange."
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"That guy's had three cups of coffee."
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"But whoever did this is long gone, all right?"
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"This isn't over!"
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"- It's not over! - Oh, my."
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"Restaurants, huh? So fun."
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"More coffee?"
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"How's it going, Bob?"
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"Who would do this?"
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"Or is this a different person?"
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"I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"- Okay, so you're doing good. - What about this?"
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"A small device-- not a camera--"
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"that's triggered by extended contact with the wall."
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"Also, it is a camera."
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"Seems like no ethical issues there."
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"We'd just have to run a very light"
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"electrical current through the whole room."
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"You wouldn't want to get it wet, I guess."
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"Perfect for a bathroom. I approve this plan."
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"- Teddy, not helping. - (sighs)"
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"I think I need to let go of boba,"
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"to move on, to heal."
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"There must be other chewy beverages, right?"
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"No, Gene. We can't give up."
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"If we could just get into Tina's huffy hormonal head somehow,"
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"we could figure out what to say to make her feel better."
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"Hmm. She's been up to her butt"
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"in her erotic friend fan fiction."
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"- Maybe we read that? - If we can stomach it."
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"So many run-on sentences."
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"- (groans) - Ooh, you think maybe she writes about possible birthday presents"
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"and fun party activities in those stories?"
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"Maybe I could read 'em, too."
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"Maybe they'll give me some ideas."
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"You mean maybe she wrote an erotic story"
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"about gift certificates?"
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"- Yeah. - The only problem is"
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"she never leaves her room these days."
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"- She's up there now. - Well, she has to go to school,"
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"- right? - Right."
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"Gene and I will skip school."
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"This is more important."
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"We're all on the same page."
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"Nope, nope. You guys go to school."
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"I'll look. Aw, Bobby."
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"You want me to go in there and write something nice?"
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"I thought of some stuff last night. This one's good."
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""Here I sit, all brokenhearted."
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"Bob is great and he's just getting started.""
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"- Aw. - No. Thank you."
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"Or... maybe."
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"JIMMY JR.: The guy from the bot company said he'd meet us here?"
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"He said it's an unpopular restaurant"
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"where no one will see him. Sorry."
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"No, he's right. Please enjoy your secret sketchy rendezvous."
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"Well, I've never been here before,"
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"but it seems very not crap."
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"All right!"
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"So this bot company guy's gonna give us some answers?"
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"That's what he said. He said, "I'll give you"
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"- a bunch of answers." - And we trust him?"
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"He super-promised not to tell anybody"
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"about us being bots on the run."
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"NEWSWOMAN: Police say the bots"
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"are dangerous and also kind of weird."
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"- Guys. - Oh, darn."
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"Well, they still have to find us."
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"OFFICER: Bots in the unpopular restaurant,"
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"come out with your hands up! We have you surrounded!"
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"- Shoot. - Well, at least they don't have us surrounded."
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"Oh, wait. Ding-dang it."
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"We repeat, come out with your bot hands up!"
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"You're all getting super wiped!"
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"- (click) - Oops, I dead-bolted the door."
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"Hey, there's a bunch of cops in the back alley. Oh."
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"Out in front, too, huh?"
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"Yeah, we don't know what that's about."
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"So strange."
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"Well, the windows are bulletproof,"
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"and the walls are reinforced concrete."
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"I put all that in. Very reasonable cost."
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"BOB: Yeah, 'cause things got kind of dystopian"
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"in this neighborhood."
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"You folks gonna order?"
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"I could eat."
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"♪ What if they're right? ♪"
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"♪ What if I'm weird ♪"
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"♪ And better off wiped? ♪"
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"♪ Front to back ♪"
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"♪ All my cracks ♪"
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"♪ What if they're right? ♪"
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"♪ What if the me that lives inside ♪"
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"♪ Is something I should try to hide? ♪"
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