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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade Runner (S12E12)

"JOCELYN: So wow. So purple."
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"Recess. Shooting baskets?"
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"More like shooting bad-skets."
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"Yeah. Weird-sketball."
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"- Hey! - (sighs) At least I'm not in the news today."
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"And look at Tina's socks. Kind of weird."
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"- Damn it! - Jimmy Jr.'s run?"
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"It's not not weird. And the vest?"
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"More like weird-st."
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"That's not cool, you guys."
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"He runs like an angel!"
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"And the vest flaps behind him like-like little wings!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Sorry to interrupt again, but what's your name?"
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"Butt-erd. Jimmy Butt-erd Jr."
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"- (door opens) - CHIEF: Hey, Butt-erd."
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"Aren't you done yet? We need the room."
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"- Also, your vest is dumb. - Yep."
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"Thanks. That's helpful. (sighs)"
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"Are you... okay?"
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"I'm fine. It's just, you know, you try something new"
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"and you're taking some chances."
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"I like it. People can be so judgy."
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"Who needs sleeves on everything, right?"
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"Right."
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"This test is stupid."
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"Yeah? I mean, yeah."
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"Do you want to go somewhere and kiss each other's mouths?"
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"(playing discordant notes)"
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"TINA: I didn't know if I could play."
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"You can't."
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"- No. - Let me see if I can play."
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"(playing discordant notes)"
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"TINA: About the same."
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"Maybe we're both really good?"
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"Should we kiss? You mentioned something"
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"- about that before? - Okay."
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"You broke the rules, Jimmy Butt-erd Jr."
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"You're supposed to retrieve deviant bots"
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"so they can be wiped, not make out with them"
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"while you play the piano,"
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"using your strange scales."
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"Zaff! My colleague and rival in the Bot Bagger division."
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"That's right. It's me, Zaff."
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"And that bot's about to get got."
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"You're in a lot of trouble, too, mister. You're busted! Mm!"
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"(breathing heavily)"
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"(quietly): You think she's doing homework?"
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"Lot of heavy breathing for homework."
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"Yeah, it's the sexy fiction."
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"Hi. Bye. Sorry."
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"Okay, just real quick, jewelry? Yes or no?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Listen to me, please!"
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"You don't want to bring me in for wiping!"
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"Zaff, think about what our jobs are."
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"Retrieving bots to be wiped and erasing all their memories,"
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"any sense of identity that they have."
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"I mean, thankfully, I'm a human person,"
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"so that'll never happen to me, but imagine."
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"Well, uh, I hate to tell you this, pal,"
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"but you're one of them."
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"Me? A bot?"
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"That's ridiculous."
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"I have all these memories of my childhood."
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"Implants. They're memories from the niece"
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"of the head guy of the company that made you."
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"But I remember them so clearly."
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"There was the one from when I was a kid"
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"and I watched a spider make a web"
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"and then I put a potato chip in the web"
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"and she was like, "What is this?""
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"Oh. (stammering)"
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"Hold up. That's my memory."
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"What? Do you remember when Anneleise Doucette"
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"pulled your pigtail?"
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"Holy smokes!"
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"- Are we both bots? Jinx! - Are we both bots? Jinx!"
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"Why would they make you bots who don't know you're bots?"
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"What's the point?"
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"Probably makes us better at our jobs."
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"ZEKE: Wait, why?"
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"Oh..."
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"Because if we knew we were bots, we'd be all like,"
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""Hey, I don't want to get all these bots wiped."
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"I'm a bot, for bot's sake.""
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"We've got to talk to someone in the company that made us."
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"Someone in charge."
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"Yeah, that makes sense."
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"But, hey, Jimmy Butt-erd, you want to wrestle first?"
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"- Okay. Ow! Ow! - I'm gonna get ya! Come on!"
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"- Zaff, that's too rough! - I got ya! Yep, yep, I got excited."
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"TINA: She needed to talk to someone on the inside"
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"if anything was going to change."
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"On the outside of the inside."
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"- (school bell rings) - MR. GRANT: Tina, the Wow or Weird segment"
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"is student-made programming."
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"We're learning about freedom of the press, I think."
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"- But they're being mean! - That's what we're learning-- that they are mean."
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"But, really, it's only mean if you're one of the weirds."
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"- The wows love it. - Ugh!"
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"They're circling kids' clothing and being judgy!"
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"That touch screen technology is pretty incredible, huh?"
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"I was surprised we were able to get that with our budget."
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"I feel like you're not listening, Mr. Grant."
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"It's kind of the key to the segment, I think."
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"You can see them drawing right on the screen. The school said,"
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""You can get textbooks or you can get the touch screen,""
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"and I was like, "Hello! That's like asking,"
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"'Do you want to go forward or do you want to go backward?'""
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"And people perked up at that point in the meeting,"
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"I can tell you that."
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"Man, she's still in a huff."
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"Look at her huffin' all around."
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"H.R. Huff-nstuf."
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"We got to fix her, if we ever want to taste"
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"that extra large super boba-ly boba with extra balls."
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"And we happen to know the newsy little floozy"
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"who's winding her up."
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"Yeah. Wait, who?"
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