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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Matrimonial Momentum (S09E09)

"isn't enough to keep a girl these days."
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"I blame Madonna."
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"I'm sorry to hear about you and Amy."
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"Well, I'm sorry about Leonard."
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"Thought I raised him better than that."
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"You know, it's bad enough what happened,"
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"but then he tried to hide the fact that he sees her"
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"all the time at the university."
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"He does? Who is it?"
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"Some girl named Mandy."
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"- Mandy Chao? - Yeah."
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"Oh, you don't need to worry about her."
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"She's brilliant and attractive."
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"She can do way better than Leonard."
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"That's great."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I know this may sound farfetched,"
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"but I'm on the market now."
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"You know, if I dated Mandy,"
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"that would teach both Leonard and Amy a lesson."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Oh, you're right."
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"I could never be with a woman whose self-esteem was so low"
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"she'd be with Leonard."
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"I'm with Leonard."
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"Yeah, I know. Forever."
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"Who would have believed these things would happen to us?"
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"Right?"
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"I can't believe Amy actually went through with it."
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"Hang on."
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"You knew that she was going to end it with me?"
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"Did you try and stop her?"
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"I told her to be true to herself"
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"and do what makes her happy."
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"Do what makes her happy?"
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"She plays the harp and her car is paid for."
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"How much happier can she be?"
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"Okay, look, it's not my fault"
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"that she thought you were a bad boyfriend."
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"I see."
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"I think I'll be going."
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"- Sheldon... - No, no, no, no."
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"We are done here."
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"Would you mind opening the door"
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"and then angrily slamming it behind me?"
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"- Sure. - Thank you."
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"And slam it hard,"
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"because I am pretty steamed."
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"All right, Leonard, hang in there."
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"Talk to you tomorrow."
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"What happened? They just got married."
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"I don't know. It's a mess."
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"They had a huge fight in Vegas."
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"Think they'll break up?"
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"I don't know. Sounds pretty bad."
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"Penny's back in her apartment all by herself."
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"Really?"
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"Would you like to hear another reason"
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"why men are better than women?"
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"Sure, let's make it an even hundred."
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"You would never kiss me and make me say "I love you""
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"and then break up with me."
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"I wouldn't."
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"And you know why?"
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"'Cause you're a man."
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"The champagne of genders."
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"Well, I may be a man,"
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"but I think I'm the one that screwed up on this one."
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"Yeah, well, and you admit it, like a man."
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"All you hear women say is,"
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""I'll just have a salad.""
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""Where's my lip gloss?""
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""I think this element should be called radium.""
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"That last one was Madame Curie."
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"I figured that out."
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"You know what? She was kind of an honorary man."
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"She had a penis made of science."
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"Can't believe I'm spending my wedding night with you."
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"Really?"
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