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Clips from Mr. Robot - eps1.6_v1ew-s0urce.flv (S01E01)

Trust me.

"Trust me."

Mr. Robot

I'll have the girl let me out.

"I'll have the girl let me out."

Mr. Robot

Flipper. Is she microchipped?

"Flipper. Is she microchipped?"

Mr. Robot

Okay, very good.

"Okay, very good."

Mr. Robot

Housekeeping done.

"Housekeeping done."

Mr. Robot

Now onto the real business.

"Now onto the real business."

Mr. Robot

Has your dog ever eaten trash before?

"Has your dog ever eaten trash before?"

Mr. Robot

No. I mean, not that I remember.

"No. I mean, not that I remember."

Mr. Robot

Well, lucky for your bank account,

"Well, lucky for your bank account,"

Mr. Robot

The piece is small enough to pass on its own.

"The piece is small enough to pass on its own."

Mr. Robot

Unfortunately, though, it's large enough

"Unfortunately, though, it's large enough"

Mr. Robot

to send her puking all over your apartment.

"to send her puking all over your apartment."

Mr. Robot

So I would crate her for a few days and monitor her.

"So I would crate her for a few days and monitor her."

Mr. Robot

She won't know what you're doing is good for her.

"She won't know what you're doing is good for her."

Mr. Robot

You were right. I was only trying to prove--

"You were right. I was only trying to prove--"

Mr. Robot

Colby's lawyers just called. He wants to talk.

"Colby's lawyers just called. He wants to talk."

Mr. Robot

Get back there.

"Get back there."

Mr. Robot

It's a little early in the morning to be nerding out,

"It's a little early in the morning to be nerding out,"

Mr. Robot

don't you think?

"don't you think?"

Mr. Robot

How long?

"How long?"

Mr. Robot

I knew if I asked you that--

"I knew if I asked you that--"

Mr. Robot

How long?

"How long?"

Mr. Robot

Couple weeks.

"Couple weeks."

Mr. Robot

And you had the balls to ask for WhiteRose with my shit?

"And you had the balls to ask for WhiteRose with my shit?"

Mr. Robot

It's like you want to get us both killed.

"It's like you want to get us both killed."

Mr. Robot

What happened? He responded?

"What happened? He responded?"

Mr. Robot

You know,

"You know,"

Mr. Robot

you didn't have to make me look like a shitty foot soldier.

"you didn't have to make me look like a shitty foot soldier."

Mr. Robot

Nobody would ever even know--

"Nobody would ever even know--"

Mr. Robot

You got root on my box and found the IP,

"You got root on my box and found the IP,"

Mr. Robot

then you joined their channel with my handle.

"then you joined their channel with my handle."

Mr. Robot

We're so done.

"We're so done."

Mr. Robot

I don't want to see you again.

"I don't want to see you again."

Mr. Robot

But you fools actually got your wish.

"But you fools actually got your wish."

Mr. Robot

I don't know why,

"I don't know why,"

Mr. Robot

but the meeting's actually gonna be on.

"but the meeting's actually gonna be on."

Mr. Robot

I'd tell you to be careful,

"I'd tell you to be careful,"

Mr. Robot

but I know that's the last thing you're gonna be.

"but I know that's the last thing you're gonna be."

Mr. Robot

My lawyers are looking over the paperwork.

"My lawyers are looking over the paperwork."

Mr. Robot

- Does that mean that-- - exactly what I said.

"- Does that mean that-- - exactly what I said."

Mr. Robot

I asked you back here to make sure that you can pull off your testimony,

"I asked you back here to make sure that you can pull off your testimony,"

Mr. Robot

make sure that this chain of custody, story of yours is straight.

"make sure that this chain of custody, story of yours is straight."

Mr. Robot

I can't afford any trips.

"I can't afford any trips."

Mr. Robot

I'm not going to trip.

"I'm not going to trip."

Mr. Robot

So, what--

"So, what--"

Mr. Robot

What's in this for you, anyway?

"What's in this for you, anyway?"

Mr. Robot

I know you hate me.

"I know you hate me."

Mr. Robot

So, what, you're gonna just let me off scot-free?

"So, what, you're gonna just let me off scot-free?"

Mr. Robot

What do you get out of this?

"What do you get out of this?"

Mr. Robot

Earlier, I asked you a question.

"Earlier, I asked you a question."

Mr. Robot

You never answered it.

"You never answered it."

Mr. Robot

If I'm agreeing to testify in your case, then,

"If I'm agreeing to testify in your case, then,"

Mr. Robot

yes, you know, I attended several meetings.

"yes, you know, I attended several meetings."

Mr. Robot

Tell me about the one when they decided to ignore the leak.

"Tell me about the one when they decided to ignore the leak."

Mr. Robot

I'm--I'm not sure what you're asking.

"I'm--I'm not sure what you're asking."

Mr. Robot

What was the meeting like when you decided this?

"What was the meeting like when you decided this?"

Mr. Robot

I get it.

"I get it."

Mr. Robot

You want to know, like, what was it like?

"You want to know, like, what was it like?"

Mr. Robot

Like, um, did we all have cigars and laugh hysterically

"Like, um, did we all have cigars and laugh hysterically"

Mr. Robot

as we signed the evil documents?

"as we signed the evil documents?"

Mr. Robot

Is that what you pictured?

"Is that what you pictured?"

Mr. Robot

Well, I'm sorry, hon.

"Well, I'm sorry, hon."

Mr. Robot

See, the world doesn't work like that.

"See, the world doesn't work like that."

Mr. Robot

Tell me. Tell me how it works.

"Tell me. Tell me how it works."

Mr. Robot

Uh, Jesus, um...All right, all right.

"Uh, Jesus, um...All right, all right."

Mr. Robot

Let's see. January, '93.

"Let's see. January, '93."

Mr. Robot

Well, my secretary then was Elaine.

"Well, my secretary then was Elaine."

Mr. Robot

So Elaine brought us a platter of shrimp cocktail

"So Elaine brought us a platter of shrimp cocktail"

Mr. Robot

to tide us to dinner, which pissed us off

"to tide us to dinner, which pissed us off"

Mr. Robot

because we just had a platter at the holiday party.

"because we just had a platter at the holiday party."

Mr. Robot

Jim opened the bar.

"Jim opened the bar."

Mr. Robot

Now Jim was a real piece of work.

"Now Jim was a real piece of work."

Mr. Robot

I mean, half pansy, half Mafia.

"I mean, half pansy, half Mafia."

Mr. Robot

First sign of a tight decision, he'd be chain smoking

"First sign of a tight decision, he'd be chain smoking"

Mr. Robot

down a river of Scotch.

"down a river of Scotch."

Mr. Robot

You know, it rained.

"You know, it rained."

Mr. Robot

It rained. I remember that, yeah.

"It rained. I remember that, yeah."

Mr. Robot

So...

"So..."

Mr. Robot

You were drunk, eating shrimp cockail,

"You were drunk, eating shrimp cockail,"

Mr. Robot

and it was raining when you decided my mother would die?

"and it was raining when you decided my mother would die?"

Mr. Robot

That's why.

"That's why."

Mr. Robot

So people like you won't keep sitting in rooms together.

"So people like you won't keep sitting in rooms together."

Mr. Robot

Did any of it ever give you or anyone pause

"Did any of it ever give you or anyone pause"

Mr. Robot

when you made those decisions?

"when you made those decisions?"

Mr. Robot

Yeah.

"Yeah."

Mr. Robot

Yeah, sure.

"Yeah, sure."

Mr. Robot

But, um...

"But, um..."

Mr. Robot

then you go home, and, uh, and you have dinner,

"then you go home, and, uh, and you have dinner,"

Mr. Robot

you know, and--and you wake up the next morning.

"you know, and--and you wake up the next morning."

Mr. Robot

Here's to a man who has a bright future at our company,

"Here's to a man who has a bright future at our company,"

Mr. Robot

a man you all know,

"a man you all know,"

Mr. Robot

a man who is going to change this company for the good,

"a man who is going to change this company for the good,"

Mr. Robot

a man smart enough to marry a woman every bit his equal...

"a man smart enough to marry a woman every bit his equal..."

Mr. Robot

Our new Chief Technology Officer, Scott Knowles.

"Our new Chief Technology Officer, Scott Knowles."

Mr. Robot

Here, here!

"Here, here!"

Mr. Robot

Thank you. Thank you.

"Thank you. Thank you."

Mr. Robot

- Thank you, Phillip. - Welcome.

"- Thank you, Phillip. - Welcome."

Mr. Robot

- Thank you very much. - Here we go.

"- Thank you very much. - Here we go."

Mr. Robot

It's great to be here. And we're off.

"It's great to be here. And we're off."

Mr. Robot

- Thanks, Phillip. - You're very welcome.

"- Thanks, Phillip. - You're very welcome."

Mr. Robot

- Congratulations, darling. - Thank you, thank you.

"- Congratulations, darling. - Thank you, thank you."

Mr. Robot

Hey, Joe, how are you?

"Hey, Joe, how are you?"

Mr. Robot

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Mr. Robot

Tyrell, nice to see you.

"Tyrell, nice to see you."

Mr. Robot

Is it?

"Is it?"

Mr. Robot

I hear you shared our moment with your husband.

"I hear you shared our moment with your husband."

Mr. Robot

Oh, come on. That was over a month ago.

"Oh, come on. That was over a month ago."

Mr. Robot

Don't tell me you're still sore.

"Don't tell me you're still sore."

Mr. Robot

Hmm, I sense some defeat.

"Hmm, I sense some defeat."

Mr. Robot

Well, I considered myself, at the very least, reprimanded.

"Well, I considered myself, at the very least, reprimanded."

Mr. Robot

How disappointing.

"How disappointing."

Mr. Robot

One tiny curveball and you gave up.

"One tiny curveball and you gave up."

Mr. Robot

Miss.

"Miss."

Mr. Robot

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Mr. Robot

Should have known that you were nothing more than a bold entrance.

"Should have known that you were nothing more than a bold entrance."

Mr. Robot

Are you saying you don't crave a bold entrance

"Are you saying you don't crave a bold entrance"

Mr. Robot

every time, over and over, sustained?

"every time, over and over, sustained?"

Mr. Robot

Meet me tonight.

"Meet me tonight."

Mr. Robot

I'm a little busy.

"I'm a little busy."

Mr. Robot

Come to my office now.

"Come to my office now."

Mr. Robot

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