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Clips from The Monkees - One Man Shy (S01E01)

"Say, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
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"Nope, sorry. Got to go now."
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"I am beginning to smell a rat."
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"There. I told you, Valerie. I told you so."
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"Now there is the waiter, there is the park man, and there's the toy salesman."
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"A feeble plot to discredit me."
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"Well, well, two can play at this game. Ha ha. A-ha."
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"- Hello, Peter. - Hello, Miss Cartwright."
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"Nice of you fellas to join us for this afternoon."
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"You've shot skeet before, haven't you, Tork?"
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"Well, I-"
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"Well, actually, Mr. Farnsworth, I happen to be an expert with a gun."
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"Very well, Jones. You don't mind if I shoot first, do you?"
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"- Oh, go ahead. - Good."
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"Alright, Jeeves."
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"Pull!"
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"Hm."
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"Give it a go, Jones, old boy."
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"Ah!"
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"Close shot."
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"And that, gentlemen, was a humble example of perfect archery."
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"Tork?"
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"Tork, you look exactly like Nesmith."
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"Well, I'll tell you what there, good buddy. I've, uh,"
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"killed me many a mountain lion with this bow and arrow here."
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"Well, that's very impressive. You'll be wonderful, I'm sure."
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"Well, no, they were, you know, they were little bitty mountain lions."
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"They were like cubs and stuff."
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"Yes, that's staggering, that thought."
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"Well, they were. Sorry, I don't-"
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"Um, you're supposed to shoot with it, not wear it."
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"Well, I know. Ha ha ha. Very funny."
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"Ah, Jeeves."
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"I don't think I've ever used one of these kind before."
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"It's sort of a weird-looking dealy here."
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"Stand back, Jeeves. Good servants are hard to find."
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"Press on."
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"There's that, that's it, huh? Alright."
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"Excellent. Ho-hum, what a pleasant afternoon."
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"Now, the point of badminton is to hit the bird back and forth as hard as you can."
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"What do you say, Tork? Shall I serve?"
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"Uh, uh-"
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"I say, badminton's my game, Farnsworth, old bean."
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"Very well, Dolenz, and may the best man win."
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"Pray tell."
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"Where's the bird, Dolenz?"
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"Nice return, Dolenz."
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"Oh, Ronnie!"
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"Valerie!"
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"Well, I guess we blew it."
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"Man, those lawn games just aren't our bag."
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"We're sorry, Peter."
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"I was just trying to show you what they were."
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"Ronnie, I don't care what you were trying to show me,"
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"but in shaming those boys, you humiliated me and yourself."
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"But why are you calling him?"
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"She wants me to take her to the party."
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"- Groovy, man! You made it! - That's wonderful!"
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"I can't make that scene; I don't know how to behave with a lady."
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"Man, he really doesn't know how."
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"He could learn."
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"I thought love was only true in fairytales"
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"Meant for someone else but not for me"
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"Love was out to get me"
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"That's the way it seemed"
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"Disappointment haunted all my dreams"
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"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
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"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
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"I'm in love, I'm a believer"
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"I couldn't leave her if I tried"
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"I thought love was more or less a givin' thing"
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"Seems the more I gave the less I got"
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"What's the use in trying? All you get is pain"
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"When I needed sunshine I got rain"
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"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
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"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
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"I'm in love, I'm a believer"
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"I couldn't leave her if I tried"
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"Love was out to get me"
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"That's the way it seemed"
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"Disappointment haunted all my dreams"
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"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
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"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
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"I'm in love, I'm a believer"
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"I couldn't leave her if I tried"
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"Yes I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
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"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
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"Said I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
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"I'm a believer"
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"- I'm a believer - I'm a believer"
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"Come on, Pete. Cheer up; we'll do something."
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"Don't worry, babe."
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"Yeah, we'll fix it. We'll sell candy or something."
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"Ha ha ha."
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"- Or greeting cards. - Or pencils."
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"Ha."
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"Hey, Peter. Didn't you ever have a crush on anybody?"
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"Yeah, once."
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"So, what did you do about it?"
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"I took her to a Cub Scout meeting."
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"Didn't anybody ever have a crush on you or nothing?"
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"I once got some threatening valentines."
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"You told me you used to play spin the bottle."
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"Yeah, but I always lost."
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"Oh, well, maybe we can fix that."
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"Uh, we appreciate your coming."
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"Uh, we're just going to play spin the bottle."
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"You know, the regular old party game where you spin the bottle,"
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"and whoever the bottle points to gets a kiss."
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"Who gets the bottle?"
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"Um, okay, go ahead and spin it."
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"Oh. Well, what do you know?"
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"It always points to Davy."
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"What? It does not either. Go ahead. Spin it again."
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"- Fight it, Big Peter! - See what I mean?"
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"I won again."
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"Spin it one more time, and let-ooh, wait a minute."
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"Uh, Davy, uh, you leave the room."
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"You doing that."
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"Out."
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