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Clips from Weeds - Lady's a Charm (S04E04)

""Oh, Dad, the horse lost.""
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"They did lose every other time."
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"You never won."
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"That trifecta was a fluke."
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"That's the beauty of gambling."
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"You lose, you lose, and then you win big to make up for it."
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"You stole my win big."
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"You destroyed the beauty."
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"What were you doing?"
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"Sending two kids to the track to place your bets, anyway?"
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"Judah would have never --"
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"The whole thing was Judah's idea!"
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"Lower your voice."
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"- You'll agitate your Bubbie. - Bubbie was in on it too."
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"She told us to take your money. Go to the boardwalk and have some fun."
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""He'll never win," she said. "He's a schlimazel.""
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"- She never said such a thing. - She did. Tell him, Bubbie."
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"Leave her alone. She's a bag of broccoli. If Judah were alive today --"
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"- She's trying to talk. - If Judah were alive, what?"
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"She's trying to talk!"
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"- What did she say? - Something about Target."
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"Idiot."
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"It's Yiddish. She speaks Yiddish."
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"What does it mean?"
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"It means, "Kill me.""
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"You see what you've done?"
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"- Oh, could I just -- - Get back behind the line."
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"Oh, you think there's a tiny little immigrant stuffed in my lipstick?"
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"Joke."
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"You didn't laugh because I was redundant."
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"Tiny, little."
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"Bingo."
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"This one is mine, boys."
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"Would you like to explain why you have drugs hidden in your vehicle?"
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"Welcome back, blanca."
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"It took you a while."
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"I see you got some souvenirs."
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"They tore the car apart, couldn't find anything."
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"You guys are good."
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"Good at what?"
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"They're in the engine."
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"Am I right?"
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"What's in the engine?"
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"The drugs."
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"Who said anything about drugs, man?"
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"- Where are my inhalers? - Right, the inhalers."
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"They were confiscated."
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"Apparently, I needed a prescription."
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"You buy a prescription for 10 bucks from the guy in the farmacia."
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"I ask you for one thing."
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"You know how much a Ventolin costs here?"
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"Shit."
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"What?"
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"It's a camera."
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"Like Taxicab Confessions."
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"This was to see how you did with the border cops."
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"We're gonna do post-game later."
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"You were recording me?"
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"No, wait. You were recording me, and there's no drugs?"
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"The car was clean?"
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"It kind of smells like pee."
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"So, what, are you just fucking with me?"
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"This is bullshit."
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"You think those guys who flew into the towers..."
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"...that was their first time on an airplane?"
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"It's practice."
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"Go home and think about what you did wrong."
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"Tomorrow we review the tape."
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"Do I get paid for that too?"
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"You're lucky you're getting half."
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"You lost my inhalers."
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"I think I'm starting to believe you."
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"...so I believe the information is reliable."
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