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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - No Small Feet (S09E09)

"Look, Pam made her bed. Now she needs to get out of it"
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"so I can flip the mattress and make some money off of it."
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"Sounded more pimpy than I intended."
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"Mm."
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"Maybe Pam doesn't want to live upstairs anymore."
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"Maybe she wants to go with him to Missouri."
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"Or maybe you don't want Pam to live upstairs"
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"and you want her to go home to Missouri."
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"I couldn't help but overhear, since we're practically in the same room"
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"and you ain't exactly whispering... Can I say something on my behalf?"
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"No, you may not! Because if you cared about my sister,"
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"you would've been here the moment baby Calhoun was born!"
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"I know, but when I got out of jail for punching that police horse,"
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"I discovered my truck had been towed. I had to sell my plasma for cash."
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"He thinks of others. Very noble."
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"All I'm hearing is no car, no money, compromised immune system."
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"What a great role model. And yes, he could be a model,"
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"but I will not be distracted by those beautiful big blue eyes."
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"Cam, I get it, all right? I made a lot of mistakes."
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"But like my plasma, I decided to "B-positive.""
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"I hitchhiked, I took odd jobs, whatever I could do to get here."
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"I mean, Pam, our boy Calhoun, they're my family."
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"Hell, you're my family."
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"Okay, I want to believe you, Bo, but, yeah, I just..."
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"yeah, I've been burned too many times."
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"- About that... I got something to show you. - Oh!"
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"Old Stonewall Tucker would've wanted you to have this back."
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"Oh, Stonewall."
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"I'm guessing his statue's no longer in the park."
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"- I thought you sold this. - Welp, that was the old Bo."
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"The new Bo saved up and bought it back for you."
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"- See? - Believe me,"
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"I'm trying to do the right thing."
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"- Hey... - Oh, Bo..."
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"What the hell is he doing here?!"
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"Now, Pameron, Bo came back for you and baby Calhoun!"
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"Yeah, just... just give him a chance, okay?"
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"Oh, my gosh. Is-is this him? Is that my boy?"
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"No. This is my car and I have a little tiny driver."
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"'Course it's him! You stay away from us,"
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"- Beauregard Lavern Johnson! - Come on..."
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"And stop undressing me with your devil blue eyes!"
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"Okay, You know what? I'll... I'll go... I'll go talk to her."
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"Oof."
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"Hey, thank you for pleading my case back there with Cam."
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"I can tell, you're good lawyer."
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"And I can tell you are a good man. I am Team Bo all the way."
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"All right, good."
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"'Cause I... I might need some legal counsel."
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"See, I... I didn't buy that bayonet back,"
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"so much as I stole it."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Excuse me, everyone!"
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"As founder of this company,"
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"which I built with my own sweat and tears,"
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"I'd like to say a few words."
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"Before going into the future,"
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"it's important we honor how we got here."
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"So I put together a little presentation."
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"Dad, we're having ice cream."
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"They can lick and watch. Ponytail, lights."
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"1946."
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"An iron curtain was descending over Europe."
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"But in Youngstown, Ohio, a child is born."
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"While young Jay Pritchett was superstar athlete,"
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"he was also an artist"
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"who dreamed of revolutionizing an industry..."
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"closets."
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"He just couldn't let me have my day."
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"He had to make it all about him. It was disgusting."
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"Although..."
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"the scene of him playing his father denying him a startup loan?"
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"Surprisingly powerful."
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"While America was doing the Hustle,"
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"Jay as hustling to build an empire,"
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"which is why one newspaper called him"
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""the hardest working man in closets.""
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"That was an ad."
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"Who would've thought the company, built by that little boy,"
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"would one day be the toast of the international closet world?"
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"Congratulations. We did it."
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"Margaret's mixing some drinks."
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"Enjoy the afternoon."
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"- Nice! - Thank you."
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"Okay, Mrs. Graham's car is on its way!"
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"You have five minutes to convince her that this house is fine!"
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"- Something's in this wall, Phil. - No, I am done with this nonsense!"
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"I can't believe I'm hearing this from a person that believes in magic!"
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"I'm not the one who told you this, but magic isn't actually magic."
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"- That didn't come from your ear. - What? How?"
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"You're with them."
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"There is no "them," Gloria."
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"Everybody says "What? How?" to that trick."
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"That's how magic works. Things that seem supernatural"
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"actually have a perfectly logical explanation."
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"This wall is warm, Phil. It's radiating evil."
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"It is not radiating evil... Oh, that is warm."
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"- Oh! - What was that?"
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"- Faulty wiring, Phil?! - How dare you?"
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"I would never sell a house with faulty wiring!"
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"You can hear that, right?"
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"You made them angry."
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"I don't believe in any of this! But just in case..."
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"- What is this? Holy water? - No."
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"Cucumber water. You think this skin just happens?"
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"Okay... okay. The sellers are on their way home."
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"Let's just put everything back the way we found it"
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"and maybe swing by a church."
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"Come on!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Oh, my God! Bees!"
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"Oh! Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!"
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"Good news, Mrs. Graham, it's only bees!"
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"I'll follow up with the escrow documents! Congrats! Ow!"
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"Hey. So, that was a fun movie, Dad."
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"Kind of made it all about you, though."
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"Nonsense. Try a Jay-tini."
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"I'm good."
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"Congratulations on the Expo, boss."
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"- Thanks. - Thanks."
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