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Clips from Russian Doll - Coney Island Baby (S02E02)

"Oh my God, kid, look around."
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"I haven't got your money."
Russian Doll
"I'm not exactly, uh, King Midas."
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"You know, if I was you, I would drop the whole thing."
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"Really."
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"Uh, look, man, I didn't really come here to have the thief"
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"give me advice on getting back my family inheritance."
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"No, what I mean is, it's a Coney Island."
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"What do you mean? The last stop on the D train?"
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"[chuckles] In our house, a Coney Island"
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"is the thing that would've made everything better,"
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"if only it had happened,"
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"or didn't happen."
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"My father couldn't work."
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"He got sick with polio and wound up in an iron lung."
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"Now, if only he hadn't gone to Coney Island that summer,"
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"he wouldn't have gotten the airborne polio."
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"But he did."
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"It's a fantasy."
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"It's an "if only.""
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"Your mom and me and the gold…"
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"it was all a Coney Island."
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"Hmm."
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"Wow."
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"That's a lovely story,"
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"and I'm sorry to hear about all that polio."
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"But now, I'm done playing footsie."
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"What I wanna know is, where you went after you stole the gold."
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"Specifics, please."
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"Jesus Christ. I'm trying to be a decent person."
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"Bullshit."
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"If she'd wanted you to know, she would've told ya."
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"Okay?"
Russian Doll
"May I ask you something about your mom?"
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"She ever move away?"
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"She ever get to be her own person?"
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"You know, that was her-- That was her thing."
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"[scoffs]"
Russian Doll
"Oh, you like squash?"
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"[chuckles softly]"
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"I was the, uh, Bowery Rec Center champion three years in a row."
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"I'm a little rusty, but, uh…"
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"I still got quads like a stallion. [clicks tongue]"
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"-Yeah? -[old Chez] Yeah."
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"Legs are the bicycles on the ride of life."
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"[clicks tongue]"
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"Thanks a lot, Chezare."
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"A real dirtbag, huh?"
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"Real fucking dirtbag."
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"It's nice to see you."
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"[whimsical music playing]"
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"[train brakes screech]"
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"[announcer] This is downtown local 6 train"
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"to Brooklyn Bridge approaching the station."
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"Next stop, Astor Place."
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"Membership card?"
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"Oh."
Russian Doll
"Oh, would you let, uh, Mr. Lincoln exercise here?"
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"You can get a day pass for $3.75."
Russian Doll
"Okay, great. Can I get one of those then, please?"
Russian Doll
"[ball slamming]"
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"[man] Oh man!"
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"Oh."
Russian Doll
"-Uh, hello. Good morning, everyone, uh-- -We're in the middle of a game."
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"Uh, do you guys know, uh, Chez Carrera?"
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"You one of Chez's girls?"
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"Well, sure. Yes. Very cool."
Russian Doll
"He'll turn up."
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"He put a bun in that oven?"
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"[chuckles]"
Russian Doll
"Oh, wow, so you guys just really don't know how sperm work, huh?"
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"What are you talking about?"
Russian Doll
"Men don't make women pregnant, sperm are weak."
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"They only get the job done when the egg beams them up to the Federation Starship"
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"and then you make a baby. Uh--"
Russian Doll
"What would you guys know with your tight little 1982 gym shorts?"
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"Really, it's a little titty twister, but for dicks, huh?"
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"Okay, haven't had coffee yet. Good day to you."
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"-[door closes] -It must be fun, man."
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"Chez is into some shit."
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"[ball slams, echoes]"
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"Hey, Allison. How you doing?"
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"Still me."
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"Don't sell my autograph."
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"[sniffles]"
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"[exhales]"
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"[whistles]"
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"[locker closes]"
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"Hey, knock-knock, you little bitch."
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"Jesus, Nora."
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"[exhales] You can't be in here."
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"Well, you see, I may look like Nora, but I don't play games."
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"Just last night, I murdered a rock,"
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"I injured a stone, I hospitalized a brick."
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"I'm so mean I make medicine sick."
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"Okay."
Russian Doll
"Uh, you're Muhammad Ali now?"
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"Last night, I got in bed, the lights were still on,"
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"got back out of bed, hit the light,"
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"got back in bed before the light turned out. That's quick."
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"I'm bad quick."
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"And I fight Mr. Tooth Decay."
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"So where are my fucking Krugerrands?"
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"[whispering] Shh! What is going on with you? You're doing this again."
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"-What do you mean, "again"? -You did this already."
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"-[Nadia] Huh? -You got the money last night."
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"Nora, you came over and got your money back last night."
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"You got a little more than that, actually."
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"I don't believe you."
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"You're a liar,"
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"so you're even lying to me now, or you lied to me 40 years from now"
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"when you didn't tell me that Nora got the money back."
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"What are you talking about, "40 years from now"?"
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"What's going on here? What happened to your face?"
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"You happened."
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"Last night."
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"I kind of enjoyed it."
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"-Oh yeah? -[mumbling]"
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"-Yeah. -What happened?"
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"What, you playing rubbing privates? Yeah?"
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