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Clips from Russian Doll - Coney Island Baby (S02E02)

"My grandmother, however,"
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"well, she-- she acquired 150 of these bad boys."
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"-How much money are we talking? -Ah, great question."
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"Now, you see, the price of gold, it fluctuates, right?"
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"So, on average, on a given day,"
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"uh, last time I checked,"
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"$280,451.21."
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"Shit."
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"-Oh that's big money. Okay. -Oh yeah, big money."
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"It would've been my college tuition and probably a racehorse."
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"-So anyway, you can see my predicament. -[Derek] Yeah, I can see that."
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"Let me take everything you know about him,"
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"and, uh, give me two or three weeks to track him down."
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"-Two to three weeks? -You know somebody who can do it faster?"
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"Oh, well, not someone, somewhen."
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"Uh, I got a little tool called the World Wide Web."
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"That sounds nefarious."
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"Oh, you have no idea."
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"Anyway, uh, we tried."
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"Thank you so much."
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"-Keep the phone book. -Sure."
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"Yeah, I can't take it where I'm going."
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"Well, shouldn't carry much anyway."
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"-Yeah. -Watch yourself getting out."
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"-Oh sure. Thanks. -Here you go."
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"-Careful. Coming through. -You be careful getting upstairs."
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"-All right. Adios. -Have a good night. Get home safe."
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"Weird-ass person."
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"Lot of problems."
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"[train brakes screech]"
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"[indistinct chatter over PA]"
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"[cell phone dings]"
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"Ah, what do we got here?"
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"All right, I'm coming. I'm coming, assholes."
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"[cell phone dings]"
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"Jesus. Why don't these fuckers give me time?"
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"[cell phone dings]"
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"Hey. Okay, bada-bing."
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"I'm working on a new piece in which I give my audience a knife"
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"and I dare them to divide my body up into zones."
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"It's called "The 38th Parallel.""
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"Splendid."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"White meat or dark meat?"
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"Oh, you girls go ahead."
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"Max thinks borders are an oppressive delusion,"
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"like the stock market."
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"[scoffs] No, we've always needed boundaries"
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"to understand where we end and others begin."
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"It's not always splitting the baby."
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"But when it comes to the Korean War, I am the baby."
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"Mmm."
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"Ruthie! Back on top."
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"Uh, I'm so sorry that I did not make it back last night."
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"Crazy, crazy next-level shit went down."
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"Found the Valium."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Now look, I'm just gonna go lie down for a bit."
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"You just leave the dishes."
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"-Come on, I'll help you upstairs. -Oh, bless you."
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"Thank-- [coughs]"
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"-Ruthie. -Thank you."
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"-Are you okay? -I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm okay."
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"[Lizzy] You have to be careful with this stuff."
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"Betty Ford was addicted to it."
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"[Ruth] Yeah, as was every other woman in suburbia."
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"-And listen, as you know, I treated them. -Oh yeah?"
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"-[Maxine] Where were you? -[Lizzy] Who did you treat?"
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"Ah!"
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"Uh…"
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"Would you believe me if I said I picked up this guy at the Public Enemy"
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"and ended up almost fucking my dead mother's boyfriend?"
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"Yes, I would. That's kind of the issue."
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"-Nemo… -[inhales]"
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"…the doctors were very concerned."
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"They found a lump in her neck."
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"They did a fine-needle aspiration and a chest X-ray."
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"And it's a little weird, no? You chasing Ruth's ambulance?"
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"Fetishizing death is not incompatible with genuinely caring."
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"I know this is difficult."
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"I did six months as a puppeteer in hospice."
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"She's not dying, Maxine."
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"Anyway, soon, I'll be able to afford all the best doctors"
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"and all the classiest X-rays."
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"I mean, I love Ruth. She knows that."
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"Okay."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"[typing]"
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"[Nadia] Huh."
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"The Bronx, baby."
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"-Open up. -[banging on door]"
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"Hey. Hello."
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"You're two hours past your window."
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"[exhales]"
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"You're not the cable guy."
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"Ring-a-ding-a-ling-a-bell?"
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"Yeah."
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"Google and I did a deep dive on you."
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"-What? -[Nadia] Excuse me."
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"-Ex-- What? -[Nadia] Coming through. Choo-choo."
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"Aye. Yeah."
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"[door closes]"
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"Excuse me. What can I do for you?"
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"Besides screwing me and my dead mother, both of which you've already done?"
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"What?"
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"If you're trying to remember, her name was Nora."
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"Nadia?"
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"[whispers] Ah-ha!"
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"Oh, wow. Of course I remember."
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"Nora was a good person."
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"We had a good run."
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"Oh yeah. Yeah, a great run."
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"And at the finish line, I got the medal, right?"
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"But only one."
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"[chuckles]"
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"This is about the gold?"
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"[chuckles]"
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