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Clips from The Goldbergs - Jedi Master Adam Skywalker (S04E04)

"I literally have never been able to count on you."
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"So I'm due!"
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"You have never come through for me ever."
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"All you have to do is teach me everything you now,"
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"starting now. Like, what's this called?"
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"Lamp."
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"Lamp! Got it!"
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"All right. Keep 'em coming."
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"What's this thing here!?"
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"Couch."
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"Ooh! How about this?"
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"Coffee table."
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"Ooh! What's this jammy here?"
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"Couch."
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"- What's this? - Table."
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"- What's this thing named? - Chair again."
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"- Ooh! What's this? - Couch."
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"Any details you want to share?"
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"- Couch! - Done!"
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"I know what you know now!"
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"We are now equals! Let the sales begin!"
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"And so Marvin was off to prove himself, no questions asked."
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"Is this a clock-in, clock-out situation, or am I on salary?"
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"Doesn't matter! I'm in it to win it!"
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"Let's sell some extra-size chairs!"
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"Couch! Why is that not sticking!?"
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"Okay, yeah, this wasn't gonna go well."
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"Desperate to find out"
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"what they'd be voted in the yearbook,"
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"Erica and Barry had no choice"
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"but to give in to my list of ridiculous demands."
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"Okay, they were out"
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"of grape scratch 'n sniff stickers,"
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"so I got hamburger, pizza, and skunk."
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"Skunk? Use your head, man!"
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"That's the one scratch no one wants to sniff!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Do you think Jedi Master Adam Skywalker"
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"will be displeased?"
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"He's not here, you don't have to call him that!"
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"I got to get in the habit."
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"If I screw up, who knows what he'll label me in the yearbook?!"
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"This is crazy! We're scared of Adam!"
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"He's like, a tiny boy."
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"He's been on the computer all day proofreading the yearbook."
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"Let's just go in and swipe the stupid floppy disk."
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"- Oh, no. - Stop panicking."
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"We gotta think of a brilliant, complex plan"
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"to lure him away from it."
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"And lure me she did, using my one great weakness."
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"Yo, Jedi Master?"
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"Number three on your list is to inform you"
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"of any pertinent TV marathons,"
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"and there's a whole block of "ALF" on."
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"Yes! It's show time, buddy!"
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"Okay, so their plan wasn't so much clever"
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"and complex as it was sad and easy."
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"Here we go. Okay."
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"Let's see what we get."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"It's Anthony Balsamo and Lexy Bloom!"
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"They gave it to the head cheerleader"
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"and our handsome quarterback!?"
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"What kind of backwards school do we go to?!"
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"Screw that. I'm changing Cutest Couple"
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"to me and whatshisface."
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"It's a weird time to forget my name, but do it for us, baby."
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"No way! This is my shining moment!"
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"- Stop it! - Stop it!"
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"- You stop it! - You stop it!"
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"- Stop it! - Lainey, stop it!"
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"Stop! Stop! Knock it off!"
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"- Lai... Stop it! - Stop fighting!"
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"Everyone, come on! I want Barry and Lainey Best Couple!"
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"Next year's my last! Come on!"
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"Are you kidding me!?"
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"It's Jedi Master Adam!"
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"How dare you use ALF's good name to distract me!?"
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"ALF is sacred!"
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"He eats cats, dude."
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"Cats are the chicken of Melmac!"
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"Doesn't matter! Gimme my disk!"
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"You left us no choice, man."
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"We've been working our fingers to the bone to make you happy!"
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"Just let me make one little change."
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"- Never! - Give us that floppy!"
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"We need it! Hand it over!"
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"And then it happened."
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"Noooooo!"
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"Barry accidentally grazed the inside of the disk."
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"Yep, back then, a fragile floppy"
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"could be ruined with one tiny touch."
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"Oh, no..."
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"You touched the tender insides!"
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"No. I didn't. My fingers missed the tender insides."
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"I saw it. Your meaty thumb was all over the tender insides!"
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"My fingers missed the tender insides!"
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"Let's relax!"
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"The tender insides are still gonna be okay."
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"It was the most tense moment"
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"of my life."
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"Surely, a fingerprint"
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"couldn't cause that much damage."
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"And yet it did."
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"He touched the tender insides."
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"I didn't think I touched it."
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"So, now that we're starting fresh,"
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"may I suggest Geoff and Erica for cutest couple?"
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"Too soon?"
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"While I lost the entire school year,"
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"my uncle discovered a cushy way to make us millions."
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"What the hell is this!?"
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"This, my dear brother, is our future."
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"I give you... Bean bags."
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"I don't want any bean bags!"
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"Take them back to where they come from."
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"Please, just hear me out."
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"Do you remember last year"
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"when I went back to college for a week?"
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"Yeah, I paid for the whole semester."
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