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Clips from The Goldbergs - Jedi Master Adam Skywalker (S04E04)

"Back in the day,"
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"we all had that one crazy, legendary uncle."
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"For me, it was my dad's brother Marvin."
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"He had a million jobs,"
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"always annoyed my dad"
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"when he came over to Thanksgiving..."
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"Go away!"
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"...and could sweet-talk anyone."
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"Oh, my word!"
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"Have I stumbled into the residence"
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"of workout goddess Jane Fonda?"
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"Marvin, come on."
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"- Get in here! - Ah!"
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"- Yeah! - You!"
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"There they are, "Crocket" and "Tubbs.""
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"What up, my men?"
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"We have no money! Please go away."
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"I'm not here for your money, "Mur-Man.""
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"I'm just dropping by to see the fam."
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"He's right, Mur. Be nice to your brother."
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"It's Thanksgiving."
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"It's the middle of May."
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"Oh. Then, yeah, he's here for cash."
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"How dare you suggest that I am here for a handout?"
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"Although, as luck would have it,"
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"I am having a spot of bad luck."
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"Here we go."
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"Just hear him out."
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"Tell us about your recent failures, Marvin."
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"Classic tale."
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"There I was, minding my own business"
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"in this mystical shop on the outskirts of Chinatown,"
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"when, suddenly, this ancient man popped out"
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"and asked me if I wanted to buy this rare and exotic pet."
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"Ooh. Like a sassy, colorful bird?"
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"Better. A Mogwai."
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"And so, naturally, I handed him $6,000."
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"Are you nuts?!"
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"That's not even the worst part."
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"You see, these [as Gizmo] Mogwai"
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"[Normal voice] are "super-high maintenance.""
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"You can't get them wet, no bright lights,"
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"and if you feed them after midnight,"
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"they become these bloodthirsty monsters!"
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"Who would buy a pet like that? Who?"
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"No one! That's who! It's from "Gremlins.""
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"Murray, please. He had some trouble in Chinatown."
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"Just give him some money."
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"It's on Adam's lunchbox. It's right here!"
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"How dare you exploit the fact that I'm a kid at heart?!"
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"This is what he's talking about!"
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪"
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"♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪"
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"♪ I don't know the future ♪"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was May 10th, 1980- something,"
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"and my brother was working hard"
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"to get voted Best Dancer in the school yearbook."
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"Barry Goldberg! Best Electric Boogaloo!"
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"But to be honest, he'd take best anything."
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"Lunch! Michael Douglas! I'm doing business on my phone!"
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"Vote Barry Goldberg Most Likely To Succeed!"
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"Barry Goldberg Most Likely To Do This."
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"Barry Goldberg, Best Juggler."
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"After two weeks of campaigning, he got desperate."
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"Ow! Hey! What the..."
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"Why is this happening?!"
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"Just get in the locker!"
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"Vote for Barry Goldberg! Best Bully!"
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"I won't let you down."
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"Dude, you're hurting my body!"
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"Dammit. Why won't you fit?!"
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"Wha..."
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"'Cause I'm not a child anymore!"
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"I'm a grown person!"
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"How do you not see it by now?"
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"For your information, Best Bully isn't something in the yearbook."
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"How would you know?"
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"You're just one of Adam's dumb little friends."
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"Actually, I'm the editor."
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"No way! So what'd I get?"
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"Let's just say you weren't recognized"
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"for any individual achievement."
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"Damn it! I got to be something!"
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"Guess who got Best Substitute Teacher?"
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"The guy with the bat from "Lean on Me"?"
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"It's your mom, dude. Enjoy your day."
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"Bye, Adam."
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"- Later, babe. - Later."
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"The yearbook must be stopped."
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"Not being recognized for my awesomeness"
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"is the greatest injustice this world has ever seen."
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"You should get kindest eyes."
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"And you should get Rightest Guy 'cause you're right!"
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"That's not an equal compliment, but I'll take it."
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"Okay, I probably shouldn't be saying this out loud,"
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"but the only thing I want in the world"
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"is to get Cutest Couple with Erica."
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"Geoff, it's just a lame yearbook."
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"Who cares?"
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"Especially 'cause we're a lock, so why obsess over it?"
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"A lock? C'mon. There's waaaay better, cuter couples out there."
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"Like who?"
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"Hello? Me and Barry?"
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"Mm- hmm."
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"Aww! You'd totally win..."
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"Except half your couple is Barry so wahhh wahh."
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"Hate to be this guy, but I think everyone's"
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"kinda over the whole Erica n' Geoff thing."
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"Yeah, Barry and Lainey may not be the fresh new couple,"
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"but you can't help but root for them."
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"- Ha! - Oh no! They're right!"
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"Dammit, I need this win!"
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"I gotta find out who they picked!"
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"Just go ask Adam."
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"'Cause he's on the yearbook staff."
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"Since when?!"
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"Since he started dating the editor."
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"You mean Dana?"
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"You should really get"
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