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Clips from The Venture Bros. (2003) - Animation (S01E01)

"Monarch, we have transmission from the Venture compound."
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"Hold that transmission."
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"I just said this is Dr. Thaddeus Venture."
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"Hey, Hank. I had emergency surgery."
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"so if we... what? Is that blood all over you?"
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"We were just enjoying a gift pack of assorted jams and preserves."
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"Hank, I had my pubes shaved."
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"Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?"
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"And what are you wearing?"
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"Well, if it isn't the late Dr. Thaddeus Venture..."
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"Come on, get to the end part."
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"I can't feel my hands."
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"for below you swims the dreaded candiru, a naughty little fish..."
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"Cut the rope!"
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"That's right, Doc."
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"So don't be a jackass."
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"To find out more about testicular torsion, you can look in special medical books."
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"I'll give him your regards."
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"Take your time, Monarch."
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"'Cause the minute you finish your little speech, I'm gonna kill you."
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"What are you, Obi-Wan Kenobi?"
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"Considering the sad fact that right below you..."
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"- The piranha! - No!"
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"to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh..."
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"you once called your penis!"
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"That is a total myth! There is no such fish."
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"I'm really hurt!"
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"I'm serious. I really feel sick!"
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"Don't even think about ralphing on me."
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"What the hell are no-nos?"
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"That's the super adult term my teenage sons use..."
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"to refer to their genitals..."
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"in public..."
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"in front of their father."
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"Well, duh! You all should be feeling the sting in your nethers..."
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"for in seconds, the dreaded candiru will seek out the tiny..."
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"What's the point, really?"
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"Because you have to!"
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"of the Unusual Torture Act."
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"So let's cut the monkey business."
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"Check it out for yourself."
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"in my glove compartment."
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"Don't go anywhere."
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"Well, I think that's settled then."
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"We meet back here in two days."
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"I keep the big one as collateral."
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"The Guild of Calamitous Intent... which, incidentally, I only joined..."
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"to get the full-dental and partial health package..."
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"has this pretty cut and dry."
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"I'm not even going with you."
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"I'm a bodyguard."
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"They used to call my dad Rusty."
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"How do you think your father knew everything about it?"
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"But face it, your grandfather really did a number on your old man."
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"Hank, what would you say if I told you that your mother..."
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"- was someone you've met before? - What?"
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"You were all, "Oh, Daddy, you're my Daddy!""
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"You are so gullible. What is that like?"
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"Hey, can I have your pudding?"
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"Um, no. I'm so saving that."
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"Yeah, dude, ease up on him."
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"No."
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"You two haven't been experimenting with inappropriate touching?"
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"Lord knows what kinds of diseases that hussy carries."
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"It's getting worse!"
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"Dean, I don't want you hanging around with Triana Orpheus anymore."
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"I don't approve of the way she dresses."
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"You can tell me! I'm hip!"
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"All right, Dean, you're gonna have to pull down your pants."
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"I have to palpate the region."
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"I'm going to palpate, Dean."
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"This isn't any fun for me, either."
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"Do you want me to get H.E.L.P.eR. To do it?"
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"Is that better for you?"
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"A doddering old robot with cold, steel claws."
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"Are you gonna get the phone or what?"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Why don't you ever flush?"
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"Come on, fella, you're blocking the screen!"
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"Is it so hard to pull a handle?"
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"Could it be I read it, like..."
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"about a thousand times in those passive/aggressive Post-its..."
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"Those aren't passive/aggressive."
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"Are you going to get the phone or not?"
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"Can't."
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"- you can see my stats! - Yeah, uh-huh. Sure."
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""Bye-bye"?"
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"Well, he said it first. It just slipped out."
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"Well? Do we have a job?"
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"Brace yourself."
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"It seems that his son has a mysterious malady..."
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"Conjectural Technologies."
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"to refuel the helicopter?"
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"I don't think so."
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"There's a guy in here who guards his headquarters..."
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"with robot cheetahs!"
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"Oh, yeah. The Zoocreeper."
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"Oh, hey, am I in there?"
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"Uh... nope."
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"It may well be floating over the moon!"
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"- Really? - Maybe."
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"Sure. Yeah. Wouldn't rule that out."
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"Plausible."
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"Surprise!"
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"I made him coupons for one free washing of the Monarch-mobile..."
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"and one free back rub."
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"I'm coming in with some cake, and a little surprise for you."
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"Dr. Girlfriend!"
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"Won't you come over here with me for a moment?"
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"but the boy is just going too far."
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"This is Brock Samson and Hank Venture."
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"I captured them."
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"Kid here gets kind of wiggy if he doesn't get enough sleep."
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"You'll be given the grandest of accommodations."
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"It will be a far cry from sleeping over Dr. Venture's garage..."
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"like so much Fonzie."
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"With your lifestyle, who knows?"
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"It probably wants to eat your brain."
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"All right."
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"You said you wouldn't look!"
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