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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Dad (S02E02)

"How come?"
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"Just, you know, to see him."
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"Sure. Here."
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"This is the one of your father in a meadow."
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"And here he is at a graduation."
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"Another graduation."
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"Is this really my father?"
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"Is it really your fa?"
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"I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!"
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"...you've never lied."
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"All right, that's not your father. It's a picture of a guy in a frame."
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"Oh, God."
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"It was your mother's idea."
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"But then she died and it was harder to argue with her."
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"And I guess he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones?"
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"That makes no sense."
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"Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?"
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"Anyway, that's all I know."
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"That..."
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"This..."
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"I remember my father all dressed up in the red suit..."
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"...the big black boots and the patent leather belt..."
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"...sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want us to see him..."
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"...but he'd be drunk, so he'd crash into something and wake everybody up."
Friends
"That doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas."
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"Anyone hear from Phoebe yet?"
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"No, nothing."
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"I hope she's okay."
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"I know exactly what she's going through."
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"How do you know that?"
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"She told us."
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"What do you got there, Monica?"
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"Aren't you guys supposed to be shopping?"
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"Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! What are you gonna do?"
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"Don't you have to be Claymation to say that?"
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"I don't think the mailman liked your cookies."
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"The ornaments your mom sent."
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"Maybe the mailman liked the cookies. We just didn't give him enough."
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"Monica, pigeons learn faster than you."
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"Hey, Rach."
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"I think I know what will make you feel better."
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"How about you make a list about me?"
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"Forget it. I'm not gonna stand here..."
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"...and make a list"
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"...you are obsessive, you are insecure..."
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"You don't ever just "seize the day.""
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"You liked me for a year and you didn't do anything about it."
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"And you wear too much of that gel in your hair."
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"See, there..."
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"All right, you did what I said."
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"Okay. In Ithaca?"
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"All right, Saratoga?"
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"Oneonta?"
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"- How's it going? - Not so good."
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"Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math."
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"Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy."
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"But to me, he's still the irresponsible creep..."
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"...who locked up your mom and stole her Gremlin."
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"I know. I just wanted to know who he was, you know?"
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"Yeah, I know."
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"...exactly where he lived."
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"- Nobody else drives that cab. - Got it."
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"I'm gonna see my dad!"
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"Wish me luck, Grandpa."
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"Hop in!"
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"She'd better get here. The stores close at 7."
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"In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad."
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"Here, you have to hold this."
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""Brake, left. Gas, right"?"
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"For the 16th time: No, I do not think you're obsessive!"
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"- It's hot in here! - Rach, get the heat."
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"The difference between obsessive"
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"Ross, the heat!"
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"This way is on."
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"So this is..."
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"...off."
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"Did you just break the radiator?"
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"No, I was turning the knob and..."
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"...here it is."
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"Well, put it back!"
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"I'll call the super."
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"Hey, it's Funny's cousin..."
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"...Not Funny!"
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"Hi, Mr. Treeger?"
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"Yes, somebody broke our knob on the radiator..."
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"...and it's really hot in here."
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"Yes, it's hot enough to bake cookies."
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"Could we have a new one by 6?"
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"Tuesday? We can't wait until Tuesday."
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"We're having a party tonight."
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"Okay, tip the man."
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"If he doesn't like our cookies, too bad."
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"I won't be blackmailed."
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"Look, if it gets a little warm..."
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"Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!""
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"Seventy-four."
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"This is it. I'm gonna meet my dad."
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"Here I go. I'm going in."
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"All right!"
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"Good luck, Pheebs."
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"Here I go."
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"Here I go."
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"Put your coats, sweaters, pants and shirts in the bedroom."
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"An amount about the size of a pea. How can that be too much?"
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"Ice? Ice squares anyone? Take a napkin."
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"Your guests are turning into jerky."
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"Hey! Get in line, buddy. I was next."
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"Is it hot? My body always stays cool."
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"Probably because I have so much skin."
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"Hey, cheese!"
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"Here's the chance. Monica, give him cash."
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"Rachel, give him your earrings. Something. Anything!"
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"No, I will not cave."
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"Even though he's your super, I'm seizing."
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"Here's five back."
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"No, that's your Christmas tip."
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"No can do. Like I told the girl..."
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"...I can't get a knob until Tuesday."
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"Ross?"
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"You mean hardball?"
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