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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Dad (S02E02)

"A plate of brownies told me a limerick."
Friends
"Pheebs, let me ask you something. Were these "funny" brownies?"
Friends
"Not especially."
Friends
"Yeah, but not very well, unless 14 across, "Gershwin musical"..."
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"...lords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying."
Friends
"Everyone knows it's"
Friends
"How about we just call it the "unfortunate incident"?"
Friends
"Go nuts."
Friends
"Oh, that's cute."
Friends
"Macy's, third floor, home furnishings."
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"This is a picture of my dad!"
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"This is a picture of the frame guy..."
Friends
"Hi, Pooh."
Friends
"Sure, sure."
Friends
"And helping a little boy fly a kite."
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"...because he hurt her so much."
Friends
"I didn't want to do it."
Friends
"Not impossible, but harder."
Friends
"All right. So he's not a famous tree surgeon?"
Friends
"...and this."
Friends
"Who said anything about Christmas?"
Friends
"Okay, you're whiny..."
Friends
"...you're gutless."
Friends
"And you know what? You're right. I do feel better."
Friends
"Yeah, in Albany. Could I have the number of Frank Buffay?"
Friends
"You know what? You shouldn't call yourself Information!"
Friends
"Hello, Grandma. If that is, in fact, your real name."
Friends
"Come on now, Pooh. Don't still be mad at me."
Friends
"I wasn't completely honest with you when I said I didn't know..."
Friends
"He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown."
Friends
"Thank you."
Friends
"Thank you."
Friends
"It'll be two hours to Phoebe's dad's house..."
Friends
"We'll have plenty of time."
Friends
"Can you believe this?"
Friends
"- Where's my seat belt? - There isn't one."
Friends
"The paramedics had to cut through it."
Friends
"Come on, just tell me. Please, please!"
Friends
"It won't go back."
Friends
"Here, let me try."
Friends
"It's Rachel Greene from upstairs."
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"This is like the biggest thing ever."
Friends
"Sure is."
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"...but I use exactly what the gel bottle says."
Friends
"Ice?"
Friends
"Monica!"
Friends
"You said there was a party."
Friends
"Well, hey, welcome to our sauna."
Friends
"All right. You know how you say I never seize the day?"
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"Here is $50. Merry Christmas."
Friends
"I didn't get you anything."
Friends
"Do you think there's a chance you can fix that radiator now?"
Friends
"What you gonna do?"
Friends
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
Friends
"And you know, now he's a pharmacist guy and..."
Friends
"Because, I mean, what if he's not this great-dad guy?"
Friends
"You know what?"
Friends
"And when you do, he'll be lucky to have you."
Friends
"Oh, that's okay. We'll figure something out."
Friends
"Oh, I couldn't go in."
Friends
"Hey, it's after midnight! Merry Christmas, everyone!"
Friends
"...so I turned it off from underneath. I hope that's all right."
Friends
"Rach, these are for you."
Friends
"Toilet-seat covers!"
Friends
"Well, this is too much! I feel like I should get you another sweater."
Friends
"Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree."
Friends
"How much did you tip the super?"
Friends
"We were gonna give 50, but we don't wanna look bad."
Friends
"This year we made him cookies."
Friends
"And 25 it is."
Friends
"You gave cookies?"
Friends
"Money is so impersonal."
Friends
"Cookies says someone cares."
Friends
"But I think they had pot in them."
Friends
"So who else did you tip with cookies?"
Friends
"The mailman, the super..."
Friends
"And the newspaper delivery guy."
Friends
"Oh, my God."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"You're not gonna like this."
Friends
"These are cookies smashed to the sports section."
Friends
"He did my crossword puzzle."
Friends
"...actually is "Bite me, bite me, bite me.""
Friends
"Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year."
Friends
"Hey, guys."
Friends
"I got you a little present."
Friends
"It's a Slinky!"
Friends
"Remember?"
Friends
"Walks downstairs Alone or in pairs"
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"Just a big spring."
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"You're still mad because of the whole"
Friends
"Hey, Gunther. You got stairs in your place?"
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"What's in the bag?"
Friends
"Come on, show us what you bought."
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"You know you want to."
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"This is a picture frame from Ben to my parents."
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"Some "Hers" and "Hers" towels for Susan and Carol."
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"Mom's gonna be voted "best dressed"..."
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"...at the make-believe military academy!"
Friends
"Happy "Christmas Eve" Eve."
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"Oh, my God! Where did you get this?"
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"This is my father!"
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"That's the guy that comes in the frame."
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"No, it's my dad. I'll show you."
Friends
"I thought your dad was in prison."
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"No, that's my stepdad."
Friends
"My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born."
Friends
"How have you never been on Oprah?"
Friends
"Look, see? This is him."
Friends
"My mother gave me this picture before she died. Same guy!"
Friends
"It's not a blue screen. It's just..."
Friends
"Maybe it was just really clear that day."
Friends
"Okay, I have to talk to my grandmother."
Friends
"Wait a minute, honey!"
Friends
"I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me."
Friends
"But when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears!"
Friends
"Hi, Gram. What you doing?"
Friends
"Just updating the phone book."
Friends
"Gram?"
Friends
"Can I see the pictures of my dad again?"
Friends
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