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Clips from Friends - The One with the Inappropriate Sister (S05E05)

"- It's not. - Or Joseph."
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"Oh."
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"Hi. What's up?"
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"...and he had his arm around her."
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"Oh, honey, I'm sorry."
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"Well, you should be. This is all your fault."
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"You meddled in our relationship."
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"You had no relationship."
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"No, but I was doing my thing, and everything..."
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"...was going according to the plan!"
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"Oh, God. Stop with the plan."
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"Unh. So what if you saw him with a girl?"
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"You'll go out on a date with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about..."
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"...that stupid subway girl."
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"She was kind of stupid."
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"You're right. All right. I'm just gonna go on the date."
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"I'm just gonna go on the date. That is the new plan."
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"Hurry, hurry!"
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"Mm."
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"- Hey, how do you spell "suspicious"? - Why?"
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"Because I think this character is gonna be suspicious about stuff."
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"Yes!"
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"Chandler Bing, seven, Chandler Bing, zero."
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"You're driving me crazy with that."
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"- Okay, I'll stop. - No, don't stop."
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"Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot."
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"Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man's game now."
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"- You wanna play? - I can't be playing games."
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"Ross will be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule."
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"Well, so play for the next 30 minutes, then you can write until he gets home."
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"All right."
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"But, listen, what do you say we, uh..."
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"...crank it up a notch?"
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"I'm intrigued."
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"All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid."
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"Okay, but be careful. I wanna get our security deposit back."
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"Yeah, I think we said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts."
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"Do you remember which part of the wall is not spackle?"
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"Thank you. Happy holiday."
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"No, that's trash, young lady. No, you can't..."
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"Hey. Stop that young lady! She donated trash!"
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"Hey."
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"The charity's on fire!"
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"Help! Good, thank you. I need that."
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"Whoo!"
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"What is this? It's 9:00 in the morning."
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"All right. "A room."
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"A man enters. He looks suspicious.""
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"That's it?"
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"Joey, you were supposed to have five pages done by now..."
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"...including an exciting incident."
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"Yeah, that's the game we played."
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"This is helping your career, huh? You wanted to be an actor."
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"And shame on you. You should know better. Joey needs to work."
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"- Now come on. - Hey."
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"No, uh-uh. You can have this back when the five pages are done, huh?"
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"- I had a really nice time tonight. - So did I."
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"I'm really glad Monica asked us out."
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"- I think she's asleep on the couch. - Your sister?"
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"Your sister's asleep on the couch?"
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"Ah, I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch."
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"Oh, God!"
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"- Oh, I thought I heard you. - Oh, hey, great, you're up."
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"Rachel, my sister Krista. Krista, Rachel."
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"- Hi. - Nice to meet you."
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"Wish you told me we were having company. I'd have fixed myself."
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"- Like it would help. - You are so bad."
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"- You are. - You are."
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"- You are. You are. - You are. You are!"
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"- You are so dead. - Ha."
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"- I'm gonna get you. Come here. - Aah!"
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"- Come here. Come here! - Ha-ha-ha!"
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"Um, it's very nice to meet you."
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"Look. Okay, does this look like..."
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"...a garbage can to you? - No."
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"- Does it look like an ashtray? - No."
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"Does it look like a urinal?"
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"- So, Pheebs, you gonna go back out there? - Yeah, but I'm not gonna take any more crap."
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"Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket."
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"Yeah, good for you. You're tough. You lived on the street."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe."
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"Yeah. Oh, but you know what? I can't go totally back..."
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"- Um, can I ask you guys something? - Sure."
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"Um, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but did you guys wrestle?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - All the time."
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"In fact, I was undefeated."
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"Well, you weighed 200 pounds."
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"Still, I was quick as a cat."
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"Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday."
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"- Uh, that was the girl on the subway. - Oh, you're kidding."
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"And they were very, you know..."
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"...wrestle-y."
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"But I guess that's normal?"
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"We don't wrestle now."
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"Not since I got too strong for you. Ha, ha."
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"You wanna go right now?"
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"Because I'll take you right now, buddy. You wanna go?"
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"Oh, fine."
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"Ready?"
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"Wrestle!"
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"Okay, you know what, um?"
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"Actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks."
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"- Joey's not going. - I didn't finish my five pages."
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"Why can't you finish them tomorrow?"
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"Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages."
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"Why don't you cut him a little slack? Maybe if he relaxes, he'll get some work done."
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"I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you..."
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"...and Fireball."
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"If you think Fireball's relaxing, you obviously have never played."
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"The only reason you're doing this to Joey is you're bored."
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"It's not his fault that you're unemployed."
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"Look, look. Guys, don't fight."
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"And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend."
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"And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing."
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"So being a good friend means acting like a jerk?"
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"If it does, then you're an amazing friend of mine."
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"Hey, guys. How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball, huh?"
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"- I'll go unhook the smoke detectors. - How about we settle this right now?"
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"There. Now no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha."
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"- I paid for those tickets. - No, you didn't."
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