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Clips from Friends - The One with the Inappropriate Sister (S05E05)

"- What are you doing? - I reorganized the fridge, heh."
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"Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs, huh? Here, sit down."
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"Uh, so, Pheebs, where are you doing your bell ringing?"
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"They gave me a great spot right by Macy's."
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"Oh, my God. Okay, you guys, here's Danny."
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"See you Friday."
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"Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay?"
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"Okay. Seasons greetings and everything. But still..."
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"Who cares? That doesn't mean anything."
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"Uh, yeah, right here."
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"Oh, oh."
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"Not the creator of Crazy Lawsuit Game."
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"You're right, you're right. I'll get back to work."
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"I'd love to ask you in but my sister's visiting."
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"Ew!"
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"...because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys."
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"- Too strong for me? - Yeah."
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"Guys, come on, let's go. The puck drops in 20 minutes. Come on."
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"Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work."
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"I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical."
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"That is good."
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"Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look."
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"What's this? A Canadian coin? Get out of here!"
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"Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution."
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"And we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot."
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"Okay, come here. Listen."
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"Yeah, or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day!"
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"Oh, no, no, no. Keep reading. The good part's coming up. Keep going."
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""I am sorry, Chandler.""
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""It's my new perfume."
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"See? Uh, bottom shelf, meats and dairy."
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"Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables."
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"And top shelf, expired products."
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"- Why are you doing this? - Because I am bored out of my mind."
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"I've already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners."
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"Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff."
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"Gotta spread it out a little, you know. Haven't you ever been unemployed?"
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"I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical."
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"Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?"
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"A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing, you know."
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"Ready? Watch."
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"Aw!"
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"And then..."
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"Aw, yeah! Huh?"
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"- So, what? We just sit? - Oh, no, no."
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"We're not gonna just sit. Watch."
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"Hello. Chandler Bing."
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"Hello, Mr. Bing."
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"I love you."
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"All right, whoever this is, stop calling me."
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"It's been six months! It's not funny!"
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"But I love you."
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"And that's Wednesday. Ah!"
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"Hey, you guys. Guess what?"
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"The British are coming?"
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"Oh, you and your ways."
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"Since it's Christmas, I'm gonna be one of those people collecting donations."
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"Yeah. I already have my bell, and later on I get my bucket."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, yeah. I'll be spreading joy to the people."
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"Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough."
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"So this year, I'm gonna do the whole city. Heh."
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"I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular."
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"They never give such a good corner to a rookie..."
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"...but I'm the only one who can say "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages."
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"I lied."
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"Just watch this."
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"See? Still pretending he's not interested."
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"Okay, he's coming over. Pretend we've forgotten who he is."
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"Oh, Danny! Hey!"
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"Oh, uh..."
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"Danny, you know Rachel. She's nice. She's not bad to look at, right?"
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"- Thanks, Mon. - Of course."
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"- Do you wanna go out on a date with her? - Monica."
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"Absolutely. Is Friday okay?"
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"Friday is perfect. She can't wait."
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"On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly, right?"
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"Okay, what the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me."
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"How could I not get the part?"
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"Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available."
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"What can I say? She nailed it."
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"Uh, okay. Is there anything else?"
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"Well, you're just gonna say no again, but..."
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"...gay porn?"
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"Happy holidays!"
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"And Merry Christmas."
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"Oh, thank you, sir. Here's some joy."
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"- Hey. - How's it going?"
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"Well, it's going okay."
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"- Oh, good. Here, let me help you out. - Oh, thanks."
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"- Yeah. - Wow. Ha, ha."
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"Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive."
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"Yeah. I guess."
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"Just get your nails done?"
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"Okay, thanks. Happy holidays."
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"- Here's your joy. - Thank you."
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"Thank you. Happy holidays and... Wait."
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"- You can't take the money out. - I'm making change for the bus."
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"Can't you leave the dollar? This money's for the poor."
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"I'm poor. I gotta take the bus."
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"Bite me, blondie!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, I'm gonna give him something besides joy. Just..."
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"That part was perfect for me. I can't believe I didn't get it."
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"I'm sorry, man."
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"You should make something happen for yourself."
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"You know, like write a play."
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"Write a movie, huh? What about those Good Will Hunting guys?"
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"Come on, Ross. Be realistic, you know? If I did write something..."
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"...what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?"
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"- Wait a second. I could star in it! - Or that."
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"I can't write, you know. I mean, I'm an actor."
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"I don't have the discipline that it takes, you know. I can't do it."
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"I'll help you."
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"Yeah. I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it."
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"Plus it'll give me something to do."
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"- Really? You'd do that for me? Thanks. - Yeah."
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"We'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight..."
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"...is come up with the name of your main character."
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"- Done. - And it can't be Joey."
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