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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S28E28)

"Lisa Simpson here, covering the Surly Awards"
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"Ooh, here comes an audience member now."
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"but if you don't have one, the lady at the car wash"
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"will give you one from out of a drawer!"
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"You're the next presenter!"
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"Stomach filled with rage."
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"Must quench with French fries."
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"Sorry, sir. We no longer serve Krusty Burgers."
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"But it's your name! It's as if Macy's didn't sell Mace!"
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"Our corporate parent in Kumamoto, Japan,"
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"has instituted the following fun and nonnegotiable changes..."
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"Hey, hey! Try our Buttermilk Sriracha Sandwich,"
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"Get 'em quick, before they're Sai-gone!"
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"Oh, I just want a one-pound burger"
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"Sorry. We no longer sell the Python Buster."
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"Just give me a cup."
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"That's beet aioli."
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"has been replaced by food!"
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"You created Sunday so we can have brunch."
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"Or pizza or hot dogs. Whatever I can eat while driving."
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"For thine is the flower and the gravy forever."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Um, what's the healthiest thing in this place?"
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"(whoops)"
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"Chewie is what I call my mouth."
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"I really don't care what you call your mouth."
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"Ah."
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"So, Homie, I'm sure you have a good explanation"
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"I was eating hot dogs."
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"Absolutely not!"
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"(chuckles)"
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"We were worried sick!"
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"What do you think we are,"
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"man?"
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"Take that."
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"She nut-butted me."
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"(chuckles) Deuce's Caboose, eh?"
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"We used to take you there when you were a boy."
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"I don't remember any of that."
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"Your mom and me dropped you off there every Wednesday afternoon"
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"Turn here."
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"Oh, you just love to tell me what to do."
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"We come here every week, and you get lost."
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"- Please stop fighting. - Oh, you would just love it"
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"if we did that, wouldn't you?"
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"He'll take a small soda and sit there for 50 minutes."
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"Hey, kid, have a chili dog,"
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"If we split up, no one gets Homer!"
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"("Flower Duet" playing)"
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"Oh. You poor guy."
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"Well, it taught me a great coping skill."
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"to make me hungry now."
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"Hello! (gasps)"
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"Uh, Homie, Patty and Selma lost their jobs at the DMV,"
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"because they spent too much on the award show."
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"And they both have different sleep schedules."
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"What they do have in common is diarrhea."
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"Look, man, I'm getting up there."
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"of the 1961 Chicago Blackhawks."
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"Uh, Bobby Hull; Al Arbour;"
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"Ed Litzenberger, captain;"
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"Also, Dollard St. Laurent."
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"in the ratings by the morning announcements."
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"If anyone's mom can go pick up 30 students in Chinatown,"
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"Why didn't we break that story?!"
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"Today on Left, Right & Center, we'll discuss whether"
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"to punch someone in the left, right, or center."
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"Our special guest today"
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"Thanks for having me back."
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"Aren't we just supposed to do the stories we want"
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"and not worry about ratings?"
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"That's kindergarten talk."
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"This is professional fourth-grade radio."
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"(knocking)"
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"Meeting's over."
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"I've got to put the balls back in."
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"You could be replaced, and it wouldn't be hard."
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"A cinder block with a stretched-out belt"
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"No one!"
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"I'm a self-hating chew."
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"♪ Hot dog! ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause you love me like you should ♪"
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"♪ So put some mustard on my roll ♪"
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"- ♪ I like to see you walk ♪ - ♪ Beef log ♪"
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"♪ I like to hear you talk ♪"
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"- ♪ Food blog ♪ - ♪ I really relish you ♪"
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"- What rhymes with relish? - ♪ Who could embellish you? ♪"
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"♪ Don't know what's inside of you ♪"
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"(laughter)"
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"detention has many names."
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"The Bully Pen, 311 Worth,"
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"and Dead Man Chalking."
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"And I am here with the legendary Nurple Purpler Nelson Muntz."
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"Yo. Nelson, let me get right to it."
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"Where did that come from?"
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"I guess I just saw a jerk doing something lame,"
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"and I wanted to make the dope feel like a dingus."
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"Milhouse, how does it feel to get a full Nelson?"
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"The first haw isn't that bad."
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"I'm, uh, gonna have to take back your hat."
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"They took away my radio station,"
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"which was the only source of news in a 50-foot area."
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"Do they have diagonals?"
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"Oh, no, the hot dog stand is closed!"
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"The place I forgot for 30 years is gone!"
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"I remember when you used to help me when I was choking."
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"Don't let it be forgot that on this shining spot"
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"was a place I really ate a lot."
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"I don't see how you can blame a man of 97 for retiring."
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"Well, I hope you didn't sell it to some clown."
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"And since we're family, we don't talk!"
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"Next problem."
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"Oh! What else are you gonna change?"
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"Like the hot dogs and the caboose?"
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"No. God, no. We're already talking to C-list actors"
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"about playing the owner in commercials."
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"(creaking, engine starting)"
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"Hot dogs, come with me if you want to live!"
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"That better be a monkey's tail I'm feeling."
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"Chimps have no tails?!"
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