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Clips from The Simpsons - Itchy and Scratchy and Marge (S02E02)

"Where do they get their ideas?"
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"What is it? What? Smartline?"
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"Yes, I've heard of your late-night panel discussion show. I'd love to!"
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"Smartline! With our local Emmy-winning host, Kent Brockman."
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"Are cartoons too violent? Most people say, "No! What a stupid question!""
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"One woman says yes. She's here tonight. Marge Simpson."
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"There she is!"
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"Also with us for this animated discussion..."
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"-...are Roger Myers-- -Thank you."
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"--Krusty, whose program brings us Itchy & Scratchy every afternoon...."
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"Hi, Kent!"
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"And, joining us via satellite from Vienna, the home of Freud..."
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"...to give insight into the mind, Dr. Marvin Monroe."
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"Let's see what this is about."
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"Here's an example of the work being made at I & S Studios."
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"-He's asking me. -I know. Nothing's wrong with it."
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"-It's a bad influence on children. -Give me a break!"
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"That is baloney. And here's why:"
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"I did some research and discovered a startling thing."
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"There was violence in the past, before cartoons."
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"There was the crusades. Tremendous violence! Many killed!"
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"-It went on for 30 years. -This was before cartoons?"
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"That's right, Kent. So much for your viewpoint."
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"Dr. Monroe, would you care to comment?"
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"To me, the high jinks of comic characters..."
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"...pales in comparison with the problems I run into everyday."
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"I'm referring to women who love too much, fear of winning, sex-aholism."
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"So you have no objection to Itchy & Scratchy?"
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"No, not at all."
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"One of my guilty little pleasures is to turn on Itchy & Scratchy..."
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"...and laugh myself silly. What's wrong with that?"
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"Not a thing. Now, for another opinion."
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"Hi, kids!"
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"Please. This is your chance to participate in a serious discussion."
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"I'm sorry, Kent. It's just when the camera gets on me--"
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"-Krusty! -Sorry."
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"Mrs. Simpson, in the nine seconds left, can you summarize your position?"
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"I'd ask the parents concerned about this to write in."
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"I don't believe it. "I won't watch your show, buy your products..."
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"Wow, that's cold."
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""Dear Sleaze Merchant. " Now, come on, that hurts."
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"Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken."
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"Hello?"
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"-Is this Marge Simpson? -Yes."
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"The Marge who fixed it so cartoons can't be violent?"
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"Yes."
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"-Itchy stole Scratchy's ice cream-- -Make it a pie. Easier to draw."
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"Scratchy is understandably upset."
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"We figured he'd grab Itchy..."
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"-...and toss him in acid. -Oh, dear."
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"But we thought it might be violent, which is wrong now, thanks to you."
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"What's your idea?"
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"-How do we end this? -Let's see...."
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"Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they'd both have pie."
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"It's different, I'll give you that."
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"A tool every handyman needs. It's a jigsaw! A drill!"
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"It's an asphalt spreader! It's 67 tools in one!"
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"-How much would you pay for all this? -$1000!"
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"-Time for Krusty. -We can watch cartoons?"
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"-Yes, dear. All you want. -All right!"
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"-Turn it up! -Hey kids! Time for Itchy & Scratchy!"
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"They love, they share They share and love and share"
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"Love love love, share share share The Itchy & Scratchy Show!"
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"Lemonade?"
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"-Please. -I made it just for you."
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"Itchy and Scratchy have lost their edge."
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"I think it sucks."
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"Thank you, Maggie."
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"-This hits the spot. -Doesn't it?"
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"-You make good lemonade. -Thank you, Itchy."
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"Wasn't that funny, boys and girls? Well? Wasn't it?"
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"-No. Come on. -Maybe there's something else to do."
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"But the third bowl of porridge was just right."
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"Hi, kids!"
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"What? Is this Saturday?"
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"What did you kids do today?"
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"We went fishing. Almost caught a catfish this big."
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"I went bird watching and saw a grackle."
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"-Let's finish our soapbox racers. -Okay."
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"Wow! What great kids. This is the golden age, Marge!"
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"The parents owe it all to you."
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"I didn't expect things to change this much."
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"I always knew you'd make the world better."
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"This will be the art event of the century! Michelangelo's David..."
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"Which cities will be in your itinerary?"
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"-New York, Springfield-- -Yes?"
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"If we have time, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles."
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"-Marge, get the door. -What in the world?"
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"Get dressed, Marge. Lead our protest against this abomination."
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"Filth. It portrays parts of the body which, though practical, are evil."
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"-I like that statue. -I knew she was soft on nudity."
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"What is this? What do you want?"
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"We want your big Italian butt out of here!"
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"Smartline. With our local host, Kent Brockman."
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"That's our topic tonight."
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"-Why are you against the statue? -I'm not. Everyone should see it."
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"-Aren't you Marge Simpson, the wacko? -Yes and no."
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"How can you be for one form of expression, like our naked friend..."
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"...and be against another form, like Itchy & Scratchy?"
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"-Good question. -Well, I guess I can't."
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"It's a shame. I hate those cartoons."
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"I don't know. One person can make a difference but probably shouldn't."
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"We will be ending early tonight."
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"Tomorrow our topic will be "Religion: Which Is the One True Faith?""
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"-There he is, Michelangelo's Dave. -David."
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"-What's wrong, Marge? -Oh, Homie."
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"The kids have a chance to see great art."
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"But they're watching a cat and mouse disembowel each other."
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"Don't worry, Marge."
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"Soon every kid in school is going to come and see this thing."
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"-Really? Why? -They're forcing them!"
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"Well, isn't that nice?"
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"Fight fight fight, bite bite bite The Itchy and Scratchy Show"
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"Let the cartoon makers know how you feel."
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"It's a crusade against cartoon violence."
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"Okay, a pie."
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"Thanks, Nelson."
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"I'm so funny!"
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"We won't settle this tonight."
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"...or brake if I see you crossing the street.""
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