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Clips from Rick and Morty - Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind (S01E01)

"- So, dad, guess what tomorrow is. - Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday."
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"Fine. But also, tomorrow is your one-year anniversary back in our lives."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Happy anniversary, dad. - Oh, I get it."
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"Regular pancakes are already shaped like flying saucers."
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"Nonsense. We couldn't be happier to have you around."
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"of the trans-dimensional council of Ricks."
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"I have a rare antique-coin collection!"
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"Council of Ricks?"
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"As you know, Morty, I've got a lot of enemies"
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"galactic terrorists, a few sub-galactic dictators,"
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"ingenious idea of banding together"
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"Hey, check this out."
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"Show me the Morty."
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"No, no, no, no, no. [beep] me."
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"27 Ricks brutally murdered in their own timelines--"
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"an unprecedented Rick-icidal epidemic."
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"What say you, earth Rick C-137?"
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"Because he's dead, too!"
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"Who else would you have us question?"
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"That makes every Rick here less Rick than me."
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"Yeah, murmur it up, d-bags."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"They're about to hit that critical point of syrup"
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"Oh, come on."
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"Don't look at another man's portal-gun history."
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"Yes, but it appears you alone have been going to the exact"
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"timelines and locations in which the murders occurred."
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"Earth Rick C-137, the council"
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"Unh-unh. Not you."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Yeah, I'd like to order one large person with extra people, please."
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"High chair. No, no, no, no. Recliner."
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"Cellphone. No, no, no, no. Rotary."
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"Not really my style, Morty."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- What?! - Is that cool with you, dawg?"
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"Right away, sir."
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"I thought, "Gee, that kind of devalues our bond"."
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"- You're a camouflage. - Camouflage?"
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"the genius waves get canceled out by the, uh..."
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"...Morty waves."
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"They look exactly like us, so in order to avoid confusion,"
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"- Hey, you didn't pay your bill! - The red "X"! Red "X"!"
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"Well, if he's a Rick,"
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"I mean, isn't that what Mortys are -- human cloaking devices?"
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"but you get -- you get a whole matrix of Mortys and"
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"everyone is Eric Stoltz "mask" people."
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"He's Eric Stoltz mask Morty."
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"successful as you are, Jerry."
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"I'm Rick j19-zeta-7!"
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"Oh, is that the timeline where everybody eats poop?"
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"Hey, I don't eat poop!"
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"Y-you guys are always so mean to me."
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"If I've learned one thing,"
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"you got to stop listening to yourself."
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"I'm no different than that jacket you've got on!"
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"You know what, Rick? I'll tell you something!"
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"smart, which is why when I say"
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"Great. Nice work, Morty."
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"The slow clap? Really?"
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"Not in this dimension, it isn't."
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"In fact I invented it."
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"Nobody else has ever even done it here before."
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"Take his Morty away."
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"Yeah, gladly."
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"Hey, man, you seem to know how this place works."
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"- Ah. Isn't it beautiful? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Hey, I'll take it over Mumford & Sons."
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"This guy is on it!"
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"That's just a random noise it makes every 10 seconds."
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"See this right here, Rick?"
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"And look it -- right here's where you are, Rick."
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"you to take down the council of Ricks, right?"
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"...Ovenless brownies!"
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"mind can accomplish when priorities are in order."
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"I can't take all the credit, Jerry."
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"but you're a genius scientist."
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"We will find our peace in the next world."
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"Praise the one true Morty."
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"Ugh."
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"We're not defined by our relationships to Rick!"
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"Our destiny is our own!"
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"Hooray!"
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"- You're crying? Over a Morty? - No, I'm just allergic to dipshits."
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"Ugh. Pathetic."
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"Get me out of this."
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"Well, Jerry, I guess this means goodbye."
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"We could maybe, you know, get rid of him."
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"necessarily not kill him, but --"
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"They'll go back to their families, attend school"
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"accusation, and in the way of"
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"terrible mistake, we would like"
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"That right there, that w-- that"
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"was a great opportunity to show a little humanity, you know?"
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"that the rickest Rick would have the Mortyest Morty."
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"- Did you hear me say it? - Nah."
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"Just don't get too big for your loafers, Buster brown."
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"No! Go clean the toilets."
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"Oh, my God, this is rich!"
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"No."
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"I'm gonna make you flying-saucer-shaped pancakes."
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"I-I should be making you breakfast for putting up with me."
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"You should be making us a whole restaurant."
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"Rick Sanchez of earth dimension C-137,"
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"you are under arrest for crimes against"
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"alternate Ricks by the authority"
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"- Hey! What the heck?! - Neutralize the Jerry."
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"Wait! No! I'll --"
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"Everybody, relax."
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"If I know these a-holes, and I am these a-holes,"
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"they just want to haul me to their stupid"
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"clubhouse and waste my time with a bunch of questions."
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"Let's get it over with."
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"Bring his Morty."
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"- Oh, man. - Leave my Morty out of this."
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"refused to j-- join the council."
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"Just don't hurt me!"
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"Okay, maybe not antique, but it was a limited minting."
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