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Clips from The O.C. - The Links (S01E01)

"Which we never were before Cohen showed up and taught us all irony."
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"- Jackass. - Hey, Summ."
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"Look, if it's too hard to be around him, then why go? Why do this to yourself?"
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"I told them I was cool just being their friend."
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"Okay, what do you think about laxatives in his coffee, huh?"
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"No. Okay, dead frog in his X- Men Underoos?"
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"That's good. No."
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"While he's sleeping, I slip his hand in warm water."
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"...awesome."
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"- I've lost my mind, haven't I? - Yeah, little bit."
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"And over Seth Cohen."
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"No, I'm not really."
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"Apparently, that kid is better suited to the rigors of the job than I am."
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"- What do you mean? - There's nothing here for me."
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"I got a brother in Phoenix. He called me this week and..."
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"- You can't leave. - Well, I can't stay."
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"I'm headed to work. I know we have positions available."
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"No, Sandy, you can't. You've done..."
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"I can't afford to support the both of us much longer."
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"- We'll figure it out. - Thanks."
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"Seth's in his room."
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"I'm just gonna make sure he's packed, so he doesn't hold us up."
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"You know, we need to be nice to Summer."
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"She's afraid this weekend is just gonna be a bunch of couples doing couple-y stuff."
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"Oliver and Natalie. They made up."
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"- Do you have a problem with Oliver? - No."
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"...and suddenly he's hanging around all the time."
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"Sound familiar?"
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"A little bit."
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"Look, you did something nice for him, and now he wants to repay you."
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"- By playing golf? - Yeah. Well, it'll be fun."
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"You've never seen me play golf."
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"Yes. Anna, it does sound old."
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"And somewhere inside me there's an old Jewish man who's very excited."
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"- That came out a little disgusting. - Kind of."
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"But, seriously, there's the geriatric part of me..."
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"Well, when you put it that way."
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"Seriously, think about it."
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"- Palm Springs is my Mecca. - Well, what I'm looking forward to..."
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"...is a weekend alone without our parents."
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"I see where you're going with this. We can have dinner as early as we want."
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"Hey, if the orthopedic shoe fits..."
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"Sorry. God, Anna, it looked like you were doing so well too."
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"We are gonna have so much fun this weekend. All of us hanging out."
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"- Did you rob a liquor store, Luke? - You can't play golf without a buzz on."
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"Hey. Good tip, Bagger Vance."
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"A blender. Nice thinking, Cohen."
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"Yeah, no. It's actually a humidifier. I get nose bleeds."
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"- It'll make our room a tropical paradise. - It will."
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"Well, looks like you and I are the only ones without anyone."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna lie down in the driveway."
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"- What's up, guys? - Hey."
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"I mean, maybe we could talk about it on the ride down."
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"- Or maybe we could all go together? - No, you guys go. I'll see you down there."
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"Hey, Chino! Why don't you ride with me."
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"- Can I ride with you guys? - Yeah, sure."
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"Thanks for understanding."
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"- How was France? - Aside from the French..."
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"She's showering, I think. I wasn't expecting you guys so soon."
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"He couldn't wait to see his precious Hailey. Couldn't even let me shower."
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"How is she? How's she looking? Too thin?"
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"- So she's on uppers? - No, she seems balanced."
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"- Cal says he doesn't like it. - Hey, Dad."
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"It's great to see you."
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"- Julie. Your hair. - Hailey. You're here."
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"I haven't seen you since... How long has it been?"
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"- All your adventures. - I thought we could swing by the house..."
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"Kiki, could you make us some lunch? I'm starved."
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"You never know."
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"Sorry. I guess I got all wrapped up in my saga. I got a little distracted."
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"- I don't want these to get skunked. - Yeah, I'll show you the kitchen."
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"- How was it? - It was okay. We talked."
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"He's a little fragile. But, hey, I think getting out of town will help."
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"Sorry for taking your girlfriend away from you. But don't worry, she's all yours."
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"- Yeah, well, it's a true story. - Hey."
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"We're still fine, believe it or not. Okay."
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"Okay, what I can do, then, is call you from every hole. Cool?"
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"Okay, great. Bye."
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"Yeah, their plane got delayed in Zurich."
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"Now let's get everyone settled before we hit the links, huh?"
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"I set up two tee times. I figured Seth, Summer and Anna could be a threesome."
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"And last but not least..."
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"Do you want to switch rooms? Or we could push them together?"
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"Oh, no, this is fine. It's great."
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"- I'm just gonna go change. - Okay."
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"I'll help you with the beds."
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"All right, thanks."
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"Well, yeah, no problem."
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"I mean, with everything you two just went through with Luke..."
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"You thinking that maybe he and Marissa were getting back together."
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"But, I mean, just in terms of how amazing it is that you're so healthy."
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"Yeah, great."
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"Sandy Cohen working on a Saturday."
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"- You know Jimmy Cooper, right? - Jimmy Cooper?"
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"This is one of the most reputable firms in the county."
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"What's it gonna do for our profile, hiring a notorious criminal?"
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"Before he went down, there was no one smarter than Jimmy."
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"- Everyone in this town loved him. - Till he ripped them off."
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"The best thing you can do around Jimmy? Stand upwind. Don't get his stink on you."
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"He's a good guy, Tom."
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"Yeah? Well, then, why don't you go into business with him?"
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"She so looks like Mom, it's scary."
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"One of these days, I don't think she's coming back."
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"You know you're the only one he listens to, Kirsten."
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"- How's this? - Pretty good."
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"You just gotta get your hips into it a little more."
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"You know, you gotta go:"
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"Rock and fire."
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"For a beautiful girl, that is one ugly swing."
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"My face as the golf ball?"
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"Can't wait to see your short game, buddy."
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"What? Are you, like, against nature?"
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"- This isn't nature. This is a golf course. - I have a hernia."
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"You guys, this way we can spend more time together as friends."
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"How come when she says "friends," it sounds like a threat?"
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"Cohen..."
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"...could you help me find my ball?"
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"- Too bad. - I could hurt that guy."
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"Am I trying too hard with him? All I want is to be friends."
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"- Can't win them all, I guess. - Hey, nobody's looking."
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