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Clips from American Dad! - Delorean Story-An (S04E04)

"- I found it! - Found what? Clearly not your inside voice."
American Dad!
"The gull-wing door. The last piece to your DeLorean!"
American Dad!
"- How? I've looked everywhere. - Craigslist."
American Dad!
"It's a Web site. There's a guy in Albuquerque who's selling the door."
American Dad!
"If you want it, you gotta go get it. It's first come, first serve."
American Dad!
"Then I better get directions. I'll Google Map the nearest Rand McNally store."
American Dad!
"- Dad, I was thinking maybe you'd want some... company? - Nope!"
American Dad!
"Stan, maybe you should take Steve."
American Dad!
"Steve who? Guttenberg?"
American Dad!
"Yeah! Now that's a road trip."
American Dad!
"Picking up tail, signing autographs."
American Dad!
""All the best. Love, Mahoney.""
American Dad!
"No, Steve Smith. Your son?"
American Dad!
"Ooh. Ouch. Not so sure, babe."
American Dad!
"Ask him about school. It's the perfect opportunity to bond."
American Dad!
"or you sell that DeLorean and get me surgery."
American Dad!
"Fine. Steve, go pack. We leave in five."
American Dad!
"There they go. You know what this means, don't ya?"
American Dad!
"What? What does it mean, Francine?"
American Dad!
"we're gonna have an adventure of our own."
American Dad!
"You know, I'm having fun already."
American Dad!
"Ooh. Is that a story? No. It's an addiction."
American Dad!
"So, school?"
American Dad!
"School, school, school."
American Dad!
"- You go to school? - Yes."
American Dad!
"Excellent. Have they taught you cursive?"
American Dad!
"What? Yes. In third grade."
American Dad!
"[Sighs]"
American Dad!
"- Want to play a game? - No. Fun is distracting."
American Dad!
"I spy with my little eye something... big."
American Dad!
"- Is it the desert? - Yes!"
American Dad!
"You were right. That wasn't fun."
American Dad!
""Trapeze school"?"
American Dad!
"Could be fun. You see, Hayley, that's how you make the "maybe" pile."
American Dad!
"Shouldn't we do something more meaningful?"
American Dad!
"Like what, Hayley?"
American Dad!
"Well, you know what would be really fun?"
American Dad!
"A lot of Central American children are born with harelips."
American Dad!
"You know, have fun by doing good."
American Dad!
"You know what? Let's call it for today."
American Dad!
"I thought we were making progress."
American Dad!
"I know you did. See you tomorrow."
American Dad!
"Check it out. A wallet made of rabbit fur."
American Dad!
"I'm buying this. It's my new everyday wallet."
American Dad!
"I don't use a wallet. I just keep my money loose."
American Dad!
"Oh. You're not, uh-You're not worried about it falling out of your pocket?"
American Dad!
"[Both Laughing]"
American Dad!
"- Ah! - Ah!"
American Dad!
"[Both Laughing]"
American Dad!
"Yeah, you're right. Hey, Son, peanut me."
American Dad!
"H-Hey, Dad, how about a healthy snack?"
American Dad!
"- Sure. - Cottage cheese."
American Dad!
"Uh- Uh-"
American Dad!
"Uh! Uh. Uh."
American Dad!
"Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh."
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"Uh, uh, uh."
American Dad!
"Sorry about the cottage cheese."
American Dad!
"Guys, guys, I'm the one who's sorry."
American Dad!
"None of our adventure ideas are any good."
American Dad!
"But I still like my idea of putting David Blaine in an airless refrigerator."
American Dad!
"Nah, I hate new-school street magic."
American Dad!
"Filthy little mind freaker, that's what he is."
American Dad!
"Hey! " Crash the French ambassador's masquerade ball.""
American Dad!
"- Then it's settled. - I think I got it."
American Dad!
"We start a protest newspaper. Eh?"
American Dad!
"[Stifled Laugh] Home run, Canseco. Newspaper it is."
American Dad!
"Come back to us when you've worked out literally everything."
American Dad!
"[Speaking Gibberish In French Accent]"
American Dad!
"- [Pops Loudly] - Ha! Wow!"
American Dad!
"- Wanna do one? - I'll just watch. I don't know how."
American Dad!
"You don't know how to blow a bubble?"
American Dad!
"And you don't know how to make love to a woman..."
American Dad!
"so not everyone knows how to do everything, okay, Steve?"
American Dad!
"I'll teach you. Here. Chew."
American Dad!
"[Chewing] All right. Now what?"
American Dad!
"I want you to flatten that gum out into a sheet."
American Dad!
"[Chewing] Okay."
American Dad!
"Now, take that sheet and pretend it's a ghost costume..."
American Dad!
"and you're dressing your tongue up to go out trick-or-treatin'."
American Dad!
"All right."
American Dad!
"All right, all right. Slow down. Reel it back in."
American Dad!
"- [Tires Screeching] - Get it off! Get it off!"
American Dad!
"- Dad! The road! [Screams] - [Horn Honks]"
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"My heart is beating out of my chest."
American Dad!
"You da man."
American Dad!
"Hello, friend. As you can see, we're in a bit of a bind."
American Dad!
"Ooh."
American Dad!
"- That was not my intent. - [Car Door Slams]"
American Dad!
"Sayonara, butt-face!"
American Dad!
"Tonight is going to be so much fun."
American Dad!
"I feel like the belle of the ball."
American Dad!
"Yeah, well, I'm the belle of the ball, so you can feel however you want."
American Dad!
"- [Door Opens, Closes] - [Gasps] Hayley!"
American Dad!
"You started an adventure without me? Why wouldn't you include me?"
American Dad!
"- You're no fun. - What? L-I'm fun!"
American Dad!
"[Laughs] Oh, you-you sweet man-faced girl."
American Dad!
"You're not fun. I was having fun..."
American Dad!
"and then I saw you, and my fun went soft."
American Dad!
"Okay, we still have money. We'll hitchhike to the next town and rent a car."
American Dad!
"- [Grunting] - What are you doing?"
American Dad!
"- I don't think you have that quite- - Shh!"
American Dad!
"I'll get it."
American Dad!
"- Got it. - [Shrieks]"
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"- Hey! - [Shrieking Continues]"
American Dad!
"What the hell?"
American Dad!
"There's so much crime in the desert!"
American Dad!
"Not sure if anyone's gonna pick up a half-naked 42-year-old..."
American Dad!
"and his young boy companion."
American Dad!
"- Just sayin'. - This is all your fault."
American Dad!
"We're in this whole mess because of you and your stupid bubble gum lesson."
American Dad!
"No. We're in this mess because you punched me into that Asian guy's mirror."
American Dad!
"Well, you practically handed my rabbit wallet to that hawk."
American Dad!
"Ah, this whole trip was a bad idea."
American Dad!
"I thought we could bond. But clearly that's impossible."
American Dad!
"It's not my fault we have nothing in common."
American Dad!
"The classic time-traveling comedy?"
American Dad!
"Mannequin 2 being the obvious exception."
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"Then why are you building a DeLorean?"
American Dad!
"The man had a magnificent chin and a dream-"
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"I just wanted to capture a little piece of that magic..."
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