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Clips from Family Guy - Lottery Fever (S10E10)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do... ♪"
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"What-what... what's going on here?"
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"I'm pregnant."
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"Hey, isn't it time for me to get a haircut?"
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"Mayor West, what do you plan to do if you win the lottery?"
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"And how about you, every Persian guy in the world?"
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"There are thousands of lottery tickets here."
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"What?! Peter, this is idiotic."
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"Understood."
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"No, that's... Oh, yes, that is 17."
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"♪ If they do, then we're winners ♪"
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"♪ That's why Brian is yawning ♪"
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"These aren't the real lottery tickets, either."
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"I had to be sure."
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"All right, butle my penis. Butle it!"
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"Well, my friend Marty is a whiz with chemistry,"
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"he'll triple our investment in a year."
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"♪ Ah la la la ♪"
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"♪ Another June ♪ ♪ Oh, what a day ♪"
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"♪ For making whoopee ♪"
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"No, no screw this! You're a jerk!"
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"But ever since you won that lottery..."
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"I got second place in the yacht race?"
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"That's because I had it arranged."
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"Lost sons of New Bedford."
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"I could've just said I did it."
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"Hello. Hey there. Hi. What's up?"
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"I guess it's only fair that I give you my percentage"
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"Look, Lois, we all know what happened."
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"Uh, uh, hold it. Hold it."
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"You... you're what?"
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"Yeah."
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"We're in the middle of a thing here."
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"Well, you didn't return any of my texts."
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"So what-what... so what's going on?"
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"You-you... you want, like, a... a ride to the place?"
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"Peter, what's going on?"
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"What's going on, Lois, is that this girl"
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"is obviously not well, and I have just learned"
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"that she's been stealing from the show,"
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"and she should probably be escorted out of the building."
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"♪ Family Guy 10x01 ♪ Lottery Fever Original Air Date on September 25, 2011"
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"♪ Nah, nah ♪"
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"♪ Family Guy. ♪"
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"We now return"
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"to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, edited for goats."
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"Marooned for all eternity"
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"in the center of a dead planet."
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"Buried alive."
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"Buried alive."
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"Lois, I need $28,000."
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"For what?"
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"I've decided I want to open a sushi restaurant."
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"What do you know about sushi?"
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"I don't care about the sushi."
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"I just want to yell at customers when they walk in the door."
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"Here comes a black guy!"
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"Peter, you're not getting money"
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"for that or anything else."
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"We're running seriously low on cash right now."
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"In fact, I may have to get my own full-time job."
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"Geez. Are we really living that close to the edge?"
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"You know we are, Brian."
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"Why do you think we waited so long"
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"to take you to the groomer's last month?"
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"Oh, no. I think you just got one."
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"Are you sure?"
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"'Cause I feel like my nails are really long."
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"Yeah, I'll check, but I'm pretty sure"
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"it's not for another couple of weeks."
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"What day is this?"
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"Like it or not, we're going to have to start"
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"living on a strict budget for a while."
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"Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker, and this is..."
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"♪ News... ♪"
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"I thought you were going to sing with me, Joyce."
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"Okay. Our top story tonight."
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"The Rhode Island State Lottery"
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"has climbed to a record $150 million jackpot."
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"That's right, Tom."
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"Powerball fever has officially gripped Quahog."
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"We sent Channel Five News Asian correspondent"
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"Tricia Takanawa around town to get the public reaction."
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"Well, I'd finally splurge and buy myself"
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"one of those fancy four-piece suits."
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"I'd like to join your country club."
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"I assume that won't be a problem."
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"White BMW."
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"There you go, Lois."
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"That's the answer right there."
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"We'll just win the lottery."
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"In fact, I'm going to go buy my winning ticket right now."
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"Peter, what's wrong?"
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"It's, uh, nothing."
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"I'm just going to wait a minute."
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"There's teenagers in skinny jeans out there."
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"Everyone, I got big news."
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"We are going to be rich."
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"Oh, my God, Peter."
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"Where did you get the money for all these?"
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"Simple. I took out a second mortgage on the house."
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"Your odds of winning are like 100 million to one."
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"Don't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people?"
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"Would you be saying that if the prize"
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"was 150 million bags of the neighbor's garbage?"
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"But it's not."
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"I mean... I mean, is it?"
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"It's... that-that is an unrealistic, unfair question."
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"Peter, Brian's right."
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"How can you be so irresponsible?"
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"You take these tickets back right now."
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"No way, Lois."
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"We're going to win."
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"I got lots of good karma built up"
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"from doing those USO shows."
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