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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Skank Reflex Analysis (S05E05)

"You can't quit."
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"That's punishable by..."
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"Sorry, Sheldon, it's just not a good time for playing games."
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"This is a game to you?"
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"Uh, was the Battle of Antietam a game?"
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"Huh? Was the sack of Rome a game?"
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"Yes, no and no."
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"Wait."
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"I just want you all to know that I forgive you."
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"This mutiny isn't your fault,"
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"it's mine."
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"Although what I lack in leadership,"
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"Let it go, Sheldon."
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"No."
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"Jamba Juice is for heroes."
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"And that's what we're going to be."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Following in the footsteps of Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo."
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"(people shouting in distance)"
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"Geology isn't a real science!"
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"(paintball guns popping)"
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"(popping ceases)"
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"Damn those sons of bitches!"
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"Eat paint!"
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"(yelling)"
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"If there's ever a Church of Sheldon,"
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"this will be when it started."
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"(paintball guns popping)"
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"Ow!"
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"I'd like to propose a toast"
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"to the man whose noble sacrifice inspired our victory,"
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"Captain Sheldon Cooper."
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"Hear, hear. Hear, hear."
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"Excuse me. It's Major Sheldon Cooper."
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"I awarded myself a battlefield promotion."
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"It's kind of a big deal."
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"(knock on door)"
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"Hi. You guys have a minute?"
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"Uh, yeah, sure."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I already talked to Raj, but I wanted to apologize"
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"to the rest of you for,"
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"you know, everything."
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"Please, Penny, let me. (clears throat)"
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"We've decided to let our crazy, wonderful night together"
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"be just one of those memories you have"
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"and can call to mind when you're feeling blue"
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"or you're in the shower."
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"Hey, what you doing, Quick Draw?"
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"Sorry. Go on."
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"(clears throat)"
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"Anyways, I wanted you guys all to know that I've been taking"
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"a really hard look at things and come to the conclusion"
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"I have to stop kidding myself."
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"I suck at acting."
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"You're leaving?"
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"What are you going to do in Nebraska?"
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"I don't know, maybe teach acting."
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"(cell phone ringing)"
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"Oh, sorry. Hold on."
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"Hello?"
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"Penny, listen, I hope you're not doing this 'cause of you and me,"
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"because I have a girlfriend, and you're a single woman..."
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"Shh! It's my agent, it's my agent."
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"You're kidding."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"I can't believe it! Really?!"
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"Oh, I'm so excited!"
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"Thank you!"
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"Thank you so much."
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"Okay, bye."
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"I got the hemorrhoid commercial!"
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"I start Monday!"
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"What about Nebraska?"
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"Oh, hell with Nebraska."
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"I'm gonna be a star!"
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"(door closes)"
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"Have you ever thought of teaching physics?"
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"Ready to ride?"
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"Not today."
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"Hemorrhoids acting up again?"
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"You don't know the half of it."
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"Oh, yes, I do."
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"Try a dab of this."
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""Rose-scented Preparation-H for women?""
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"I'm proud of you."
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"Here comes my joke."
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"How you doing?"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"In order to function better as a fighting unit,"
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"He's the Hindu version of Cupid,"
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"Damn right, you're sorry!"
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"Whenever you're ready, AT&T!"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"No."
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"It's time for me to move back to Nebraska."
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"you shagging a little Indian boy."
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"That's a court- martial offense."
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"Hello, dear."
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"Okay."
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"I don't think so, Mom."
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"Shh!"
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