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Clips from The Simpsons - The Way We Weren't (S15E15)

"while you just get to sit there?"
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"I'm telling Mr. Bart!"
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"Okay, ladies. Don't you have a poodle to dress up?"
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"Hmm."
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"I hope it stops on one of the girls."
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"I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine."
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"Ew! I kissed that sad weird kid!"
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"In Simpson Family Court."
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"What the hell's that?"
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"Your father's first kiss was in high school, with me."
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"Or maybe it was the early '70s."
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"So cool."
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"Heya, fellas. I'm Moe. I'm your junior counselor."
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"(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)"
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"(CARL AND LENNY GROANING)"
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"In the summertime when the weather is high"
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"Oh! I can't wait to meet the girls!"
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"That's right. You're working in the kitchen."
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"That's how our camp pays the bills."
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"Twelve kids died at our camp. We need the money to pay lawyers."
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"It's called "Stay out of my way." Idiot."
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"Ooh la la!"
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"That's 'cause I've eaten 16 pieces of pie."
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"Well, I can ask if she has any friends"
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"because she wants to meet me tonight."
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"Now, Homer, if you're gonna go,"
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"you better take some protection."
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"Everything but zits."
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"All right, how should I get there?"
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"Yarrr."
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"How romantic."
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"You and Dad were drawn to each other as kids"
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"and you didn't even realize it!"
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"I've kissed three girls."
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"Now chin up, head back, legs together. Excellent."
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"Now stand and walk."
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"Young lady, that is not an olive fork!"
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"Here's a simple trick to help you remember."
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"YOUNG MARGE: What did you say?"
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"I'm Elvis!"
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"(LAUGHING HEARTILY)"
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"Oh, it's really straightening out."
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"One day as a straight-haired brunette. I feel so bad for you."
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"Stupid girl!"
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"Stabbed her with my knife"
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"Hi."
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"You must be Elvis."
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"Do you like music? I do."
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"(CLUCKING)"
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"Imagine me and you, I do"
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"So happy together"
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"Way to go, Dad!"
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"It was as satisfying as a million Hallmark cards"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"But then your father showed his true colors."
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"I guess he's not coming."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"I'll tell you why I didn't show up."
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"We had just finished our first smooch."
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"But every time you smash a nerd with it, think of me."
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"See you tomorrow night, okay?"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Well, no one ever escapes from Fat Camp."
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"Because the only way out is up a gentle slope."
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"Hey, he didn't say nothing about this poison oak!"
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"Hey, don't you try and prank me with a fake name!"
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"That boy I kissed wouldn't even tell me his real name."
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"to kiss until they're hot and heavy,"
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"then vamoose."
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"Trust us."
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"You're also pregnant."
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"I just can't stay here."
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"And by cc's, I mean cupcakes."
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"(PANTING)"
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"If they fight in front of us, we might get new bikes."
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"Homer, when you nurse a hurt for 30 years,"
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"What about now?"
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"Marge, I'm really sorry I hurt you."
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"There was the gun I hid from you."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"That's not true!"
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"I wish there was some way I could believe that."
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"All right. This is my memory box."
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"Because somehow you realized I was a good guy after all?"
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"But now it can have a second meaning."
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"(KISSING)"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"I don't understand this game, Bart."
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"How come we have to rake your lawn"
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"Because I'm "it"."
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"Now whoever finishes first gets lemonade."
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"BOTH: Yay!"
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"Later when we wash his bike, I'm not gonna do a good job."
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"Hey, guys."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"You guys need your cootie shots."
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"Well, I hate this job, but I love the health plan."
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"We'll find some other way to entertain our boy-crazy cousin"
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"who thinks you're cute."
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"Oh, I wouldn't mind pushing that in the mud."
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"Homer drunk? But how?"
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"Round and round the bottle twirls,"
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"My beer!"
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"You never had a chance to become my urine."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Why you little..."
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"(CHOKING)"
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"My first kiss."
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"Stop it, Homer! There's only one way to settle this."
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"I got the idea from a now discredited book on raising children."
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"(GAVEL BANGS)"
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"Now up, the case of Simpson v. Simpson."
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"Mr. Simpson, do you think it's appropriate"
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"for a 10-year-old boy to steal a beer with intent to kiss?"
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"Do you think it was appropriate to bet"
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"against your son's little league team?"
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"What? Permission to treat this witness as hostile."
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"Homer, I'll bet when you were 10, you were stealing beers,"
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"kissing girls, and tipping dinosaurs."
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