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Clips from The Simpsons - Catch 'Em If You Can (S15E15)

"Son, seeing sappy movies with a lady has certain payoffs."
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"Like what? They'll do something with you that they hate?"
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"Exactly."
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"(SINGING) Where do I begin"
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"To tell the story of how great a love can be?"
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"Now let's push play"
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"RYAN O'NEAL: What can you say about a 25-year-old girl who died?"
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"BART: I say bury her before she starts to smell!"
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"(LAUGHING) Bart!"
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"The man asked a question."
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
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"No, it doesn't. This movie is drivel."
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"She's wooden and unpleasant."
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"And no matter what he does, he's still Ryan O'Neal."
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"Opinion noted. Now if you don't mind,"
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"your father and I are trying to lose ourselves in this romantic fantasy."
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"Yeah. We're trying to create a mood here, so shut the hell up!"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"Homie, if I died, would you be sad?"
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"Well, I wouldn't be happy."
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"Oh, Homie."
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"Love means never having to say..."
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"A whole canoe made of baloney?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Bart, stop fooling with the remote!"
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"Lisa made me with a witch's spell!"
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"It's called Wicca, and it's empowering!"
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"Wicca's a Hollywood fad!"
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"That's Kabbalah, jerk!"
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"So you're not in the mood anymore, are you?"
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"Homie, you know I'm usually good for a triple-X throw-down."
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"But between those kids and going to Uncle Tyrone's,"
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"we can't be alone."
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"We're alone now."
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"BART: You're never alone in this crap shack!"
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"Why, you little..."
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"(BART CHOKING)"
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"(MAN COUGHING)"
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"What kind of an airline routes all their flights through Nome, Alaska?"
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"It's their hub."
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"Honeymooners. No kids, no worries."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Not me. I do crunches."
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"Remember our honeymoon?"
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"(DOG HOWLING)"
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"Well, I gotta get back to work."
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"Hold that thought."
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"(RETCHING)"
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"GATE ANNOUNCER: Attention Miami passengers,"
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"Suntan Airlines is now boarding"
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"rows pina colada through daiquiri."
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"You know, if we were younger and crazier,"
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"we'd trade in these tickets and run off to Miami."
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"Marge, let's do it!"
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"What about Uncle Tyrone?"
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"We got one weekend to ourselves"
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"and we gotta spend it watching some old geezer's odometer turn over?"
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"As the Bible says, "Screw that!""
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"but we need to get on that plane"
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"for reasons that are utterly insane!"
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"Go ahead. What do I care? I'm getting laid off tomorrow."
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"(BOTH GIGGLING)"
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"(CHEERING LOUDER)"
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"(CHEERING LOUDLY)"
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"I'm afraid we've overbooked this flight."
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"(SIGHS) So much for getting my groove back."
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"So we're upgrading you to first class."
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"There's a first class?"
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"Sir, what would you like for dinner? A steak or two steaks?"
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"Can I have both?"
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"Of course."
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"This is so luxurious."
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"I feel like I'm Princess Grace and Princess Di smashed together."
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"And look at me. I'm reading The Economist."
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"Did you know lndonesia is at a crossroads?"
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"No."
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"It is."
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"KENT: I guess you could call him"
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"the little tortoise that couldn't."
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"See our website for the recipe."
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"This just in, a monster tornado"
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"is tearing through Dayton, Ohio!"
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"(GASPING) That's where Mom and Dad are!"
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"KENT: Looks like the twister is headed"
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"right for the Dayton Arms Hotel!"
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"ALL: Ahhh!"
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"They might not be dead. They could be in the basement."
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"I'm an orphan."
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"I'm a legal guardian. (PHONE RINGING)"
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"How can I be a parent? I break my teeth on ribbon candy."
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"(ABE MOANING)"
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"Hi, sweetie. We're just calling to check in."
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"Where are you? Are you okay?"
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"Right here in Dayton."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"At the Dayton Arms Hotel?"
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"Yup. It's really boring."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Oh, you know, typical boring Dayton weather."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Hey, do I hear a backrub?"
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"No. No, that's the noise the phone makes when you've been on too long."
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"Bye now. Love you."
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"Something's fishy. They're not in Dayton."
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"They're somewhere fun."
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"We're not enough fun for them?"
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"Well, I know how to find out where they are."
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"HOTEL OPERATOR: Swelldorado Hotel Miami Beach,"
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"sun and water without your son and daughter."
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"How may I direct your call? (SLAMS RECEIVER DOWN)"
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"I can't go to Miami! I'm expecting calls from telemarketers!"
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"You'll love it. It's full of sexy old widows who don't want to die alone."
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"(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) All right, ladies, get ready to settle!"
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"Boy, it's great being here without those children of yours."
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"Yeah. I've never sat by a pool this long"
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"without having to apologize to someone."
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"And tonight, we'll finally and romantically hump."
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"Here's to life without children."
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"Well, we can't wait to have kids."
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"(LAUGHING HEARTILY)"
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