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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

"but how could you ever replace us?"
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"Pool table, jukebox, and a vacation to Bermuda."
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"Dad! Can you please get to the part"
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"Hey, as long as I'm the pool table, I'm cool."
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"Sweetie, I treasure you."
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"But before you kids,"
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"I used to know the names of people in bands!"
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"And not just the singer, but the guitar guy!"
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"We were the first of our friends to have a baby,"
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"so we got lots of attention."
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"- Aw. - Aw."
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"Again!"
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"All right. Up high."
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"Oh, that's tangelo! Come on!"
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"I see now that even babies don't respect you."
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"The biggest crystals of all!"
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"We don't have a sitter."
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"Invitation rescinded!"
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"my only fast pass to cash mountain."
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"Yes, thank you. You won't be sorry."
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"D'oh!"
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"Uh, my son."
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"You can't have a kid."
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"But I have a kid."
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"A kid indicates you took time away from me to conceive."
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"It's like a virus. It starts spreading,"
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"and suddenly everyone's getting married"
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"when they should be working."
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"Working. Always working."
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"I have a difficult choice here."
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"And that. Now he's worth $10 billion."
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"I still have his phone number, but I've never called it."
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"He loved you before."
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"Yeah!"
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"Homer Simpson?"
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"Buddy, is that you?"
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"I've been expecting this call for years."
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"You remember me?"
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"Of course. I've been waiting to say something to you."
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"Are you ready?"
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"Good-bye"
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"forever."
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"Oh."
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"Closure is supposed to be a good thing."
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"Also, I'm afraid, a newborn and a journalism career did not mix."
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"This is terrible! I wanted quotes from the swing set,"
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"not price quotes on swing sets."
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"Party pics, not potty tips."
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"Are you getting my drift or should I throw you an oar?"
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"It's important for new parents to know this stuff."
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"New parents? Eh."
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"They're not the audience for the Leisure Section."
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"Babies are boring. I'd rather talk about soccer."
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"Marge, do you like bacon?"
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"Yes, ac..."
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"Well, you got one last chance to save yours."
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"Get me a good nightlife story, or I'm replacing you"
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"with someone with a nightlife, Barbara Rellalinsky!"
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"I will get the scoop."
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"Marge, the mouth has had its say."
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"Now it's time to find out what the nose knows."
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"That's a pull-quote, if ever I heard one."
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"Pretty much everything I say is quotable."
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"Well, not that."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I'm so sorry, sweetie."
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"I know it's my night to watch Bart,"
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"but he just won't stop fussing."
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"Did you try driving around to make him fall asleep?"
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"It only worked on me."
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"D'oh!"
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"Bunny!"
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"It's not art anymore!"
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"It's a misshapen lump on the floor!"
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"Not like this masterpiece!"
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"we got for Doris."
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"See? It's gone! She won't miss it. She never liked you."
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"But I still had the greatest job in the world,"
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"I thought: Being a mom."
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"Boy, if it wasn't for naptime,"
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"we'd have all been dead from the stress years ago."
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"You are banned forever from Gymdandee;"
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"Our sister shops, Swimdandee and Violindandee;"
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"and baby prisons."
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"Hey, Homer."
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"I switched to donuts."
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"Oy."
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"Homie and I sought counseling at the church."
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"Now, won't you bow your heads"
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"and watch this video."
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"Hello. I'm Professor Thernstrom,"
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"author of Fractured Families and How to Heal Them."
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"I think we all know who Professor Thernstrom is."
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"And science has proven that only children"
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"are lonely children"
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"and lonely children are evil children."
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"Joe was born, and all was well."
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"Do not undertake procreation alone."
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"Warning: Second child may cause loss of money,"
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"limited vacations, and reduced sleep."
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"Do not have a second child if you have heart problems,"
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"are pregnant, or want to keep your spare bedroom."
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"In rare cases, sibling rivalry may occur."
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"That's it, Homie!"
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"We're having another child."
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"But just the one."
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"We're not Catholics."
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"And so we decided to have Lisa."
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"I thought this was the story of how we got our furnace."
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"I would care."
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"It came with the house."
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"Finally, he's asleep. Let's make another."
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"- Mmm, mmm. - No. Oh, not here."
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"He might wake up. The only safe place is out on the fire escape."
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"I'll be quick."
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"Hmm..."
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"Duh, girls don't like me."
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"Hey! No fair!"
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"The saxophone makes sense, but the glasses don't?"
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"Shut up, you!"
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