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Clips from Family Guy - Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date (S15E15)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
"Try to get, like, eight of them this time."
Family Guy
"I want to make bruschetta."
Family Guy
"Oh, can't the kids just walk?"
Family Guy
"He's the one who keeps his key in the visor"
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"like a carefree hillbilly."
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"I don't want the cool kids to know I'm your dad."
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"Vice Principal McGuire. Really?"
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"Not now, Brenda!"
Family Guy
"Time to text and shave and whittle and floss."
Family Guy
"And it's got to be easier than when I was delivering pizzas."
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"Almost there, just one more push."
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"I believe that's ours."
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"What's a "hater"?"
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"and shake it off."
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"I have an idea."
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"How would I even ask her?"
Family Guy
"I guess it's worth a shot."
Family Guy
"If she says yes, you'll surprise everyone,"
Family Guy
"Okay, sure. Welcome aboard."
Family Guy
"Actually, Stewie, I changed my mind."
Family Guy
"What? How could you do that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Rupert, I can't believe Taylor Swift"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
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"(crying): I'm... so... scared!"
Family Guy
"Screech is going to stab someone on Christmas."
Family Guy
"Oh, Chris, you look so handsome in your tux."
Family Guy
"(doorbell rings) Oh, that must be her!"
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"(excited yell)"
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"Okay, so let's talk about Harry Styles."
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"Still going."
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"Will... you... be... nice!"
Family Guy
"Okay, well, we should probably go."
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"(door bell jingles)"
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"(gentle pop music playing)"
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"Oh, my God! Taylor Swift!"
Family Guy
"She's here with him?"
Family Guy
"Usually people just shove a wallet in my mouth"
Family Guy
"I was scared meeting a celebrity,"
Family Guy
"(frogs croaking, crickets chirping)"
Family Guy
"That was really fun, Chris."
Family Guy
"I showed you who every locker belongs to."
Family Guy
"Sure!"
Family Guy
"I'm famous, but I'm really nice."
Family Guy
"and pictures of Kanye West with his mouth shut."
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"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ 'Cause I know you're ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Just blubber in a dress shirt ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh ♪"
Family Guy
"(balloon pops, "Auld Lang Syne" playing)"
Family Guy
"Oh, Daughtry!"
Family Guy
"Okay, would you like the AC on or the windows down?"
Family Guy
"How about both?"
Family Guy
"Oh... What?!"
Family Guy
"Ms. Swift, your songwriting team is here."
Family Guy
"Okay, one thought."
Family Guy
"Like when you changed "pickle it good""
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"All right, we got our homework."
Family Guy
"I thought we had a real connection."
Family Guy
"I just..."
Family Guy
"and one of them makes you go sleepy-bye with your mouth open."
Family Guy
"Please, I have two families!"
Family Guy
"Didn't know what it meant."
Family Guy
"Of course, we were all husking corn back then"
Family Guy
"And you burned my car"
Family Guy
"God, I hate everybody who's not backstage."
Family Guy
"This next song is a new one."
Family Guy
"♪ Me Taylor... ♪"
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"We like you when you're miserable!"
Family Guy
"Well, I guess they're just used to me being sad"
Family Guy
"and hurt by men."
Family Guy
"I'm happy with you, too."
Family Guy
"(inhales deeply) I'm saying that"
Family Guy
"You pretend to relate to your fans,"
Family Guy
"but you make your bodyguards carry your purse."
Family Guy
"And your cats aren't that cute."
Family Guy
"or went to massage parlors when I was out of town."
Family Guy
"(crowd cheering)"
Family Guy
"Don't worry, there'll be plenty of girls for you."
Family Guy
"but I'm afraid we are out of time."
Family Guy
"I would like to thank our guests Taylor Swift,"
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"Good night, everybody."
Family Guy
"(band playing jazz version of "Family Guy" theme)"
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy
"(power saw buzzing loudly)"
Family Guy
"so she is ready to get at it."
Family Guy
"(razor buzzing)"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"She's... she's... she's the queen!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"since I abused those caffeine pills"
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"(shouts): What's up?!"
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"Let's go!"
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"like, five and a half feet."
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"and call 911."
Family Guy
"I hope you don't mind I made the band"
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"I've never had a locker."
Family Guy
"Uh, you guys?"
Family Guy
"♪ He licked his armpit ♪"
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"♪ Then ate all my dinner and dessert ♪"
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"I-I thought you said Taylor had a good time the other night."
Family Guy
"Thank you, genius person!"
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"No problem."
Family Guy
"You guys, Mr. Buell's taking a door-open dook in the bathroom!"
Family Guy
"We apologize to the greased-up deaf guy."
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"(upbeat song begins)"
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"Freeze!"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
Family Guy
"Peter, I need you to take Chris and Meg to school."
Family Guy
"Today's the day I finally kill that squirrel"
Family Guy
"that's been eating our tomatoes."
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"You know I like to watch two full movies before I go to work."
Family Guy
"No, Peter, they can't walk; it's three miles."
Family Guy
"(sighs) Fine, I'll take them."
Family Guy
"But you better keep those goggles"
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"'cause I'm gonna put them to good use tonight."
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"Once the floor is full of sawdust,"
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