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Clips from 30 Rock - Secret Santa (S04E04)

"Framed in wood from the stage of your high school theater."
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"Jonathan had to drive all over Pennsylvania,"
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"Nancy came back to say goodbye."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Someone called in a bomb threat"
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"♪ And this song of mine ♪"
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"I'm going to think about what I know and like about you,"
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"I ended up getting my own crappy gift back."
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"Um... I'm glad we, uh, never made out in high school."
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"I just got sarcasm."
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"That's my maiden name."
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"Yeah, he was always a thief, that guy"
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"Here's a little Christmas tree."
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"I thought you'd have some hot-shot, young wife"
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"Yeah."
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"Better not."
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"I've never heard of that religion."
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"So, uh, can I buy you a nightcap?"
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"♪ Merry Christmas ♪"
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"That's us."
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"I want you to meet my old friend, Nancy Donovan."
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"Going to let that one slide."
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"So if you need your roof done, call someone else."
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"He was a moocher."
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"He's the best gift giver in the world."
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"Yay!"
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"to call me Officer Jon Baker."
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"Uh, the healing power of root beer."
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"A menorah."
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"Wolford Cap and Gown."
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"But not in the way you're talking about."
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"Count me in."
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"I never had a Boston accent."
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"in the morning."
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"that French kissing was for the Italians."
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"Husband couldn't make it."
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"You are."
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"Her train was cancelled."
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"And then, the person with the highest number"
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"Of course, yeah."
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"Do you really think you belong"
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"Back in five..."
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"with black hair who says queer stuff"
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"Don't tell me, Lemon."
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"What Southie piece of trash did you trick into marrying you?"
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"Because somebody called in a bomb threat to Penn Station?"
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"Kenneth is doing his Secret Santa Fun Swap thing."
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"with picture of Jimmy Connors sticking out,"
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"Who are you facing?"
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"Which is a contraction for "photo" and "hello"."
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"Every Christmas, I collect money from the staff"
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"I should make up new cards that say"
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"class of 1976."
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"Oh, wait, that's not right."
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"I bought him a $ 95 bottle of olive oil."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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""Hey, Beantown" was the school musical Nancy and I were in."
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"the cutest girl at East Sadchester High School,"
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"The former?"
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"All right."
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"Thanks."
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"How about the most we can spend on each other's gifts"
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"I'm sorry, is your nose bleeding?"
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"It's fake."
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"So I'd have to get on every Santa's lap"
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"And you know how hard it is to get teenagers out of bed"
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"Did you hire this guy to hide in my dressing room"
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"No."
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"Can't I just enjoy this while it lasts?"
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"♪ It's that time of year ♪"
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"Are you Al Qaeda?"
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"Well, I'm glad you came back."
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"No tongue."
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"and have it made into a jigsaw puzzle."
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"Uh, Pete?"
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"Oh, my, is it yearbook time already?"
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"So, Lemon, what can I do for you?"
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"And since all your high school boyfriends are now gay..."
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"not it."
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"Thin lips?"
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"This was real."
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"I'll check her Face-Vault to see her previous "Bing-Bings.""
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"Talk to me, what's this?"
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"Even if I get into law school, I won't go."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"It's, uh..."
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"I didn't think it was important."
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"the times I had to pay her share of the money"
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"to cast me as the Spirit of Liberty?"
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"But this is my lucky tie."
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"What are your expectations here?"
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"He's bigger than you said."
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"for what you did to me."
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"Hey, what was the name of that abandoned factory"
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"and meet you for that drink."
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"four, three, two..."
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"We'll just do it high school style."
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"Things have changed."
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"I keep telling you."
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"And a bowl of meat cubes"
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"This wasn't a T.V. crush."
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"Exactly."
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