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Clips from 30 Rock - Secret Santa (S04E04)

"Jack played Paul Revere."
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"'cause she got to play his horse."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"That's true."
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"What's with all the junk, Ken?"
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"A picture of President Obama for the Muslims."
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"That doesn't make sense."
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"Jimmy is Catholic."
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"Ah, Good Merlinpeen, gentlemen."
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"Good Merlinpeen."
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"So you guys are Verdukians?"
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"Yep, that's why we can't do Secret Santa."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Then sing that Verdukian winter carol."
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"The famous one."
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"♪ You bring me such ♪"
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"Now a Christmas song."
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"Oh, Mr. Baker!"
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"♪ Oh, holy night ♪"
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"♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪"
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"What the what?"
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"as Tracy Jordan is at everything."
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"Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?"
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"Not important?"
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"I had Tracy playing Josh Groban last week."
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"Come here."
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"What? Why?"
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"For the most wonderful reason of all."
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"Jenna will finally be punished for all"
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"for the cleaning ladies."
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"Maybe Jenna and I could do a duet instead?"
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"Yes, a duet."
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"Canadians have a hard time recognizing it"
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"because we don't have a big Jewish population."
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"I'm not being sarcastic at all."
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"Merry Christmas, Pete Hornberger."
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"I can't believe you're not married."
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"like "dressing on the side"."
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"But people grow apart."
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"Was she a bitch, or did you cheat?"
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"The former."
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"Whatever happened to your Boston accent?"
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"What about you, loudmouth?"
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"No, I'm kidding you, he's an Irish moron."
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"Runs a roofing company."
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"Because my guy's..."
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"Oh."
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"I know a lot of terrific places."
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"They have their hearts set on the ESPN Zone."
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"They've been talking about the"
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""Hideki Matsui Caliente Fajitas" all week."
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"and I'll take you someplace nice."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Otherwise, this whole thing would be so awkward."
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"Excuse me."
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"We kissed every night on stage in "Hey, Beantown"."
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"No, that doesn't count."
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"They do love it."
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"A duet?"
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"Really?"
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"I didn't know you sang."
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"It's funny, because it's kind of my thing."
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"Next thing I know, you're going to be telling me"
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"you're really blonde and have a urinary tract infection."
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"Maybe I should hear you sing."
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"That way, I can plan our harmonies."
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"♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪"
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"♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪"
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"♪ From glen to glen, and down the mountainside ♪"
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"It's definitely not a rage stroke."
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"Having a party?"
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"Not me, sir."
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"Tonight is the Verdukian Holiday of Mouth Pleasures."
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"Misters Rossitano, Spurlock and Lutz"
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"must have free sausage pizza followed by"
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"some gentle flossing performed by a blond virgin."
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"Your generosity is being taken advantage of."
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"because they didn't want to do Secret Santa."
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"That's what religion is, K-Fed."
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"Just a bunch of made-up rules to manipulate people."
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"Are you saying that other religions"
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"And if you try to grab onto me, we'll both drown."
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"What if there is no God?"
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"So far, she's just uploaded some pictures."
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""My Christmas Trip to New York with the boys"."
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"Nancy cupping Burt Reynolds' crotch at the wax museum."
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"That finger touching his moustache is me."
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"Why did she crop me out of all these pictures?"
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"If Nancy didn't care about you, she'd leave you in."
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"Like going to the gym drunk."
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"She changed her status from "Working On It" to "Weirdsies"."
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"O.M.F.G."
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"Is that maroon and navy?"
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"At a store with a "no returns" policy."
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"And anyone who knows me well would know that."
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"Just like I know you only wear that sweater"
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"when you're planning on eating pasta with red sauce."
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"Nice haircut."
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"is zero dollars?"
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"You want to exchange creative gifts?"
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"Because creativity, to me, is just like..."
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"like a bird."
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"ideas."
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"This is like watching Hemingway write."
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"Mark Hemingway."
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"Yeah, wait."
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"Why are you wearing your lucky tie?"
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"I'm having dinner tonight with Nancy."
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"Alone."
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"She changed her status to "Weirdsies"."
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"She's married."
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"That's what I said when that hot dog vendor passed out."
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"But you made me go get help."
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"Hey."
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"May I still collect my kiss?"
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"Why would you do that, Jenna?"
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"You don't fool me with your innocent act."
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"I didn't force anything."
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"He's mad that you don't chip in"
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