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Clips from 30 Rock - Secret Santa (S04E04)

"So Cheese of the Month Club."
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"Uh, Jenna?"
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"Absolutely."
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"So each executive has to set up their YouFace page."
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"Not a word."
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"No one."
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"Those sites are for horny, married chicks with kids"
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"Uh, just, uh..."
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"I would love to."
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"Excuse me?"
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"and that will lead me to the perfect gift."
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"And you do the same."
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"Hey, new guy, how's it going?"
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"I haven't been on the show the last two weeks."
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"Good stuff, listen."
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"No, thank you."
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"the card says "From the cast and writers of T.G.S.""
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""Happy Holidays from Everyone Except Jenna"."
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"I've been finger tagged, Lemon."
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"Was it down by the subway entrance?"
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"'Cause I saw a gangly looking kid down there."
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"In this case, that would be Nancy Donovan,"
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"That's the year my mom was born."
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"See, I told you you'd find an old girlfriend."
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"But I must admit Nancy Donovan was my first crush."
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"Okay."
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"But 14 days ago, she changed it to "Working On It"."
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"Really, may I see that?"
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"There are definitely faces here,"
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"Ew."
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"Bag of names."
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"gives the smallest gift to the tallest person."
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"If they want to switch, they cannot."
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"Then everyone puts their head down, except the murderer."
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"Like I need two copies of "Over 60 Vixens"."
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"Mr. Rossitano, would you like to participate"
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"because I'm a Verdukian."
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"Yes, we are all very strict Verdukians."
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"Oh, my apologies."
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"And we always leave work to go to the movies on Merlinpeen."
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"So good Merlinpeen to you, Kenneth."
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"In return, he got my sister out of a North Korean jail."
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"Oh, brother."
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"Jonathan, would you..."
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"Uh, just the boys."
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""Hey, Beantown"."
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"♪ Hey, Beantown ♪"
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"♪ Hey, Beantown, you've got it all ♪"
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"Whoo!"
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"And we were all jealous of Lisa Alberson"
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"Nice to meet you."
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"She still owes me $10."
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"Well, these are my all-inclusive holiday decorations."
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"Okay."
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"in the tradition of Verdukianism."
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"♪ Oh... ♪"
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"♪ Meatball of Verduk ♪"
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"♪ Pizza... ♪"
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"New dude is as good at singing"
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"Listen up."
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"Jenna's not singing the Christmas solo on Friday's show."
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"No, I don't want to steal Jenna's solo."
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"That's not what the holidays are about."
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"She will love that."
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"Are you being sarcastic?"
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"Okay, great."
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"What are you, a newscaster?"
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"You're a liar, Nancy Donovan."
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"I'll have you know that my husband happens to be"
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"a very prominent Pakistani anesthesiologist."
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"Well, let them go to the ESPN Zone,"
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"Why not?"
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"But only because my mother told me"
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"Yes, because I'm so happy for you."
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"What's up, Special K?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Verdukianism."
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"But they had all these rules and rituals."
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"Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays?"
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"I'll tell you why."
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"Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers."
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"Wait a minute."
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"are made up by man too?"
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"Uh-oh, Ken."
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"We may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here."
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"Okay, time to go."
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"Ice skating, sure."
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"No, it's good."
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"But she must feel weird about her husband seeing you there."
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"She feels weird in a good way."
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"Weird in a good way, huh."
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"Nerds!"
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"You spent $500 on a tie I already have."
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"Let's level the playing field."
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"You are the one that's in trouble now, buddy."
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"Just, like, shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty."
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"Wow, Lemon."
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"Nancy's leaving tomorrow."
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"and punch me in the throat?"
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"First, you force your way into my solo."
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"What? Why?"
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"for the cleaning ladies' Christmas gifts."
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"Well, I'm doing my own thing."
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"Julie Chen's energy drink, Chenergize."
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"Hang on, I didn't know this was in there."
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"but that's just because she suspected one of them"
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"was my deadbeat dad."
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"That sounds horrible."
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"just to create a distraction while my mom shoplifted."
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"That was the one part of Christmas I liked."
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"And now, you've taken that away from me."
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"You're just a Kenny Rogers doll now."
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"Something you want to say?"
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"That certainly proves God exists."
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"Ergo, our actions have no consequences."
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"We've got an early train back to Boston tomorrow."
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"Oh, yes."
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"What is this?"
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"Nope, never mind."
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"Uh, no, please."
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