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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Ya Shivu v Bolshom Dome Na Kholme (S01E01)

"- What are you talking about? - He never thought much of you."
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"- That's not true. - No?"
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"Okay. My mistake."
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"Put it down!"
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"Put it... Let me see your hand."
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"Good morning, Professor Weissman."
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"Now, this matrix is composed of two row vectors..."
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"No. No."
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"Because once it's reduced to echelon form,"
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"You only ever call on Truman."
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"Truman knows the answers."
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"Truman always knows the answers."
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"Yes, but we could know the answers."
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"- Did you know the answer? - No."
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"- No. - No."
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"Could have?"
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"Could have. Charlie..."
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"Lance. - Could have doesn't count. Maybe doesn't count."
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"Because this room is a sanctuary"
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"Period."
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"These two vectors are collinear."
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"This is the solemn vow made by mathematics."
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"In this room, v-two is never going to break that vow"
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"V-two is never going to come home from work one day"
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"And then v-one's dad has to come in and tell her, "No,"
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"Write that down."
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"* Of all the sweethearts *"
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"* Laurel will hug you *"
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"* Still I finally chose an American beauty rose. *"
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"And just like that, Joel left, in the middle of the night,"
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"I'm so surprised. He seemed"
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"No. Maybe a lump."
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"How is poor Miriam?"
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"Oh, who can tell with her?"
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"But just last week, I told her to get pregnant again."
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"Hmm. Too hot."
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"I waited too long between Miriam and Noah."
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"But Miriam is Miriam."
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"dressed in black like a Fellini film."
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"There's beer in her refrigerator."
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"- Oh, dear. - Joel thinks she's frivolous."
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"- That's why he left. - She's always been her own girl."
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"Mm. - Do you remember when she wanted to learn to drive?"
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"Because she found pink driving gloves."
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"Everything with Midge starts with an accessory."
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"Abe got up this morning and went to work."
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"The world could be ending, and he'd get up and go to work."
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"And if Columbia University fell into the ocean,"
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"- Here. - Does the rabbi know?"
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"- What? No. God, no. - Good."
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"- Can you imagine? - I don't want to."
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"We're all sick. That's what he knows."
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"Who am I talking to? No one. I'm alone here."
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"Okay, let's take a look at this."
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"Abe's family, everyone's married."
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"I should've sent her to Paris. My mother sent me to Paris."
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"Paris is wonderful, but it's good Midge didn't go."
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"- Too much bread. - Yes."
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"Okay, let's see."
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"I just need to know whether or not"
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"this separation is actually going to happen."
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"- I see a hammer. - Is a hammer good?"
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"A hammer means triumph. You will triumph."
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"And the leaves say this journey will end in peace and happiness."
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"I'll throw in a charm. Put this"
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"under Miriam's pillow for a week."
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"It'll help the luck stick."
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"a rat died in the wall or something."
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"Miriam will land on her feet."
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"Hmm? Are you paying by check today?"
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"Everything's fine!"
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"- Good morning, Mrs. Maisel. - Good morning."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Are you fucking kidding me? - I know."
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"You know the last time I was up at 9:30 in the morning?"
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"It was the last time I stayed out all night"
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"I'm sorry. It was a rough night."
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"You figured out where it was"
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"Who has cutlery for 30?"
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"Jesus Christ, what is this, a landing strip?"
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"Where is your airplane, in the bathroom?"
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"I had no idea you were such an important person."
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"If I had realized that the queen of England had stood me up,"
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"I would have understood. But I just thought"
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"her to show up either. But you have to tell people who you are."
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"they're just gonna think you're a stuck-up twat."
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"I almost made that same mistake."
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"But then I saw your dining room was set for Parliament..."
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"a backup place in case you get bored with the other one?"
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"They've already eaten, Miss Miriam. - Thank you, Zelda."
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"Hey, Zelda, have you seen the place downstairs?"
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"What? Where are we going?"
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"He can't find his way home from here?"
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"An old soldier with one arm gave me a nickel"
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"Would you like some iced tea?"
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"Let me think. Fuck you."
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"First, you stand me up."
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"which means I probably got 14 different kinds of cholera"
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"This is not furniture for sitting!"
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"This is furniture you get appraised"
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"You really should put plastic"
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"- over all of this. - It's fine."
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"Are those two really your children"
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"- Of course they're mine. - Well, just making sure."
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"Hey, did you know that I have to get a lawyer and go to court?"
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"Yes. - Even though I got bailed out on the night I got arrested."
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"What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
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"- So it's not a thing? - No, it's not a thing."
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"I don't know, lady. Maybe it's all that royal inbreeding."
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"It's just ridiculous. That whole getting arrested thing."
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"So I said some bad words."
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"What?"
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"You flashed the room."
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"- Oh, I did not. - You did, too."
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"You hit a switch and out they came."
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"- That's ridiculous. - "Soup's on, boys!""
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"- If I did that, I'd remember. - Mm."
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"- Cake? - No, I do not want cake."
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"Oh, wow."
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"I'm sorry about today."
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