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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Sweetums (S02E02)

"Fine. I will smoke the entire thing outside."
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"Even though it is bad for me, I am going to do it."
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"Why is he being such an ass?"
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"It's a long story."
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"But rest assured, I could if I wanted to, because this..."
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"This is America, right? Is it?"
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"just to prove you have the right to be a jerk,"
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"but either way, you're being a jerk."
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"So, here. Take the booze chart."
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"By the way, maybe it's none of my business,"
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"but if you eat three pounds of steak every day, you're gonna die,"
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"and it's incredibly touching, I would prefer not to give it for a while."
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""O Captain! My Captain! Ron Swanson, a swan song.""
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"April! April!"
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"You wanna watch me rollerblade in the parking lot after work?"
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"I'm pretty awesome."
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"I used to be really good. That was, like, 70 pounds ago."
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"I..."
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"I didn't have time to have breakfast."
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"I'm gonna toss these in the dumpster outside."
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"And I don't wanna see you digging around in there later."
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"And that is the end of what I have to say."
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"Put a coat on. It's freezing outside."
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"This is the ghost of DJ Roomba."
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"Why did you kill me?"
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"Tommy Timberlake."
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"Sequins!"
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"All right, guys. Let's talk accessories."
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"I can have it say whatever I want. It can say, "What's cracking? I'm Tom."
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"Sweetums has been Pawnee's"
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"Sweetums is gonna take over the concession stands in our parks."
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"We start with 100% all-natural corn,"
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"I think the entire government should be privatized."
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"Drop in a token, look at a duck."
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"I'm really good at it."
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"All right. See you guys later."
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"Get off my car, woman!"
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"Morning, Leslie. Did you have a good night?"
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"What's that over there?"
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"Yeah. They actually have rice in them. So..."
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"I love that song. Ow!"
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"The kids here are beefy."
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"I think these are the only two films that say "Sweetums" on the label."
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"You haven't even folded up the boxes yet."
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"So, this is a really big room I need packed up, guys."
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"I call him "DJ Roomba. " Little guy cruises around and plays music."
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"You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful."
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"I'm actually encouraged."
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"And, what's two-day shipping?"
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"Whatever. I'll carry five boxes!"
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"NutriYums. Where nutritious meets tasty. By Sweetums."
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"That seems like an unfair phrasing."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Even though I didn't invite you, you came here anyway."
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"I'm gonna consume all of this at the same time"
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"Look, I don't know if you're being a jerk on purpose"
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"Are you kidding me? No."
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"Apology accepted."
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"What is that?"
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"every day of my life for 40 years"
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"You know, for a gay couple,"
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"and I feel terrible."
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"I'm Nick Newport, president of Sweetums,"
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"That's why I say we should let the people be the judge."
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"to keep running the snack bars"
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"you guys are being really gay."
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"Mmm! Holy cow."
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"The whole point of this country is,"
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"He wears the same soup-stained khakis every day."
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"I'm a sap who owns a truck."
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"and it's not gonna be pretty. Yeah, I'm gonna crash soon, too."
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"I think that that's really, really sweet, that your grandparents still make love."
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"Your keys, please."
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"Everybody go home, pack away my stuff in your own houses."
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"Apparently, there's been some sort of gas leak"
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"Do you have, like, furniture pads and dollies? That sort of thing?"
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"I'm gonna haunt you, Jerry."
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"All right!"
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""What's cracking, girl? What's cracking, boo?""
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"Well, we'll let the chart be the judge of that."
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"That is good stuff. Great, right?"
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"I can't believe these things are healthy."
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"with high-fructose corn syrup and fatty oils."
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"Yes?"
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"The questions were more relevant than usual."
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"Hey!"
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"This is all-new, high-fructose corn syrup,"
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"Fat, happy and docile, the way we like them."
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"How you doing? Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Denver, you little son of a bitch."
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"Do you want my crusts? Here, take this."
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"and move it back in the house?"
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"May I speak with you, please?"
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"Yeah. Wow."
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"What's going on? Yeah!"
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