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Clips from Scrubs - My Mirror Image (S06E06)

"You occasionally lift a finger, helping with Jack."
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"Okay."
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"See, that's funny because it's true."
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"Please."
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"When that bad boy starts a-jumpin',"
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"(POP ROCKS CRACKLING)"
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"You're pregnant?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"so I'm just gonna dive right in."
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"It's yours, J.D."
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"No laugh from a guy who when he orders a coffee says,"
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"We're gonna get through this."
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"you say, "Sorry, my wallet's in my other pair of mocha-chinos.""
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"Oh, damn it."
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"Scone is also a funny word, but I don't like them."
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"You're clearly freaking out, so, you need to promise me that"
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"This is pretty catchy."
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"In fact, my life would be a whole lot easier"
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"You heard him, girls."
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Hello!"
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"Wait, let me hear it."
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"but we can meet for lunch, talk this through then, okay?"
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"Hello? J.D., this is a really bad connection."
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"(POP ROCKS CRACKLING)"
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"Maybe turn the whole building into a pirate ship?"
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"I could put a captain's wheel up on the roof,"
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"Whatever. I'm not saluting a pole."
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"My life is over."
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"What?"
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"You are entering a Joe Piscopo look-alike contest?"
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"It means that I was just working out,"
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"which, incidentally, is the last remaining activity"
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"You see, my dear son Jack has decided that those"
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"Mr. Wyatt's chart said to remove his eight stitches,"
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"- Should we leave one? - That's it."
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"(COX YELLING)"
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"Dr. Cox, I'm sorry, but my asthma is really starting to..."
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"(WHEEZING)"
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"Get out of here!"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"I can't believe this is happening to me."
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"Just yesterday, I found out that my girlfriend..."
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"You can't pawn your personal stuff off on your patients."
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"So get this. My pregnant wife has decided that it's okay"
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"and sleep with it in between her legs."
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"That was different. He said, "What's up?""
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"You know, maybe Jordan's right."
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"Maybe it's time you start dealing with your anger issues."
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"Mr. Slydell here is suffering from peptic ulcer disease"
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"and hypertension, two conditions you often see in very angry people."
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"- You sure we should do this? - I'm sick of legends and hearsay, Keith."
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"No scuffing. No scuffing!"
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"That's true."
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"I spent years trying to get that damn J.D."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"I'm alive!"
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"Hey!"
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"You know what's so messed up about this whole baby thing?"
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"My brother was killed by a Funky Cold Medina."
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"I'm sorry J.D., but you knew that this could happen when you had sex."
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"but you have to promise not to laugh, okay?"
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"Sure."
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"and I got a little over-excited."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"She like the dirty talk?"
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"but I occasionally get wrapped up in it myself,"
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"He does."
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"Anyhoo, there was some unexpected friendly fire."
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"What you're trying to tell us is that"
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"Oh, no, you didn't."
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"J.D.: As I thought about how Mrs. Zeebee and I"
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"Whether it's in the choices they made in their life..."
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"it also cost me my job, my marriage."
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"I was so obsessed with getting my J.D."
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"No, I punched a whale, right in the face."
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"Or not."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I have not."
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"Teaching CPR to underprivileged youth"
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"We are so ready for that charades tournament on Saturday."
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"Come on, Turk, where is he?"
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"You know, Kim, I'm sorry, but I really have no idea."
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"placed a pulmonary artery cath on this guy?"
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"What new kind of crazy is this?"
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"Somebody's got a little smoodgie on his face. There you go."
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"As long as he gets done."
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"I'm not freshly ripping anybody anything anymore."
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"There is no anger here."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- I just do that to freak people out. - Scintillating."
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"'Cause I think I do."
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"You've never been to Paris and cleaned a French toilet, huh?"
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"(CHUCKLING) Good one. No, that's not it."
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"chances are you've made a lot of wrong turns along the way."
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""No, you don't," you say, "I mean White Chicks, the movie."
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""Not a fan of those Wayans brothers.""
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"You're right, that'll work. But still, you need to man up and talk to her."
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"whose middle name you know."
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"Dude, I'm your best friend. I'll tell you whatever you want me to."
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"Say, Barbie, have you seen any of the interns around?"
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"Yeah, they did so well at rounds, I'm just letting them watch a show."
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"Hi, interns."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Look, you pretty obviously have short-circuited"
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"Go on, get out of here! Come on. You, too! Get out of here!"
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"Juanita? You think my middle name is Juanita?"
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"Dr. Dorian, look, this is a bit awkward,"
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"Mrs. Zeebee's CAT scan came back."
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"in a patient is that they're not actually you."
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"In fact, sometimes they're actually who we wish"
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"It's not like I can change what's already happened."
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"The only thing to do is move forward and deal with it, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"As I acted like a flag, I sensed that the janitor"
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"Dr. Cox, on the other hand, got halfway there."
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"Jacky, would you like some hot dogs?"
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"(KNOCKING)"
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