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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Gets Racist (S01E01)

"So, the other day when you heard me saying something..."
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"What are you trying to say? Spit it out."
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"Well, now that you know that I'm not racist, you and I could maybe go on-"
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"Oh, not too much."
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"Charlie, is this true?"
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"- ## [Disco] - [Groans]"
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"- What'd he say? - He said that Janell punched me in my eye!"
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"All right, well, you need to keep that i-"
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"- Wait. Her name's Janell? - Yeah."
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"Janell Jenkins. She's got a hell of a right hand."
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"She also said if she ever saw me again, she was going to slit my throat."
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"Boys are out tonight, huh?"
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"Uh, because you're an asshole!"
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"Can I talk to you in back for a second?"
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"- What's up? - You know that girl Janell? I know her."
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"- Okay. So what? - So I think I know how we can solve this whole gay mess."
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"Great. How?"
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"We gotta start with Dennis. Can you get him so drunk tonight? On tequila."
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"All right. Okay."
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"- You take the salt- - Take the salt."
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"- Okay. - [Spits]"
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"- And then you suck on the lime. Okay? - Okay."
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"Why don't you show me again. 'Cause I'm getting a little bit confused."
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"- And then you slam it. - Yeah?"
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"All right, so, I'm gonna do the shot first-"
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"No, no, no, no- Oh- Oh, please, please, dude. You're not listening to me."
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"Well, I'm just not getting it, bro."
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"- You do the salt first. - The salt first."
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"[Alarm Beeping]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Oh, God. [Groans]"
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"Hello."
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"Mmm."
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"[Both Moaning]"
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"- Hello, lover. - [Screams]"
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"Whoa!"
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"What the hell! What is going on here?"
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"Relax, stud. You got nothing to be ashamed about."
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"What the f- What does that mean?"
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"Don't be silly. It was all hands."
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"How's that ass feelin'?"
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"- You're doing the right thing, bro. - I think so too, dude."
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"- I feel really good about broadening my horizons. - It's gonna be fun."
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"Just, uh- I was doing some thinking and, you know-"
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"We had our little experiment. It was great. But we should go back to normal."
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"Oh. You had an experiment, and you want to go back to the way it was before the experiment."
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"- Interesting. - The bar."
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"You're done experimenting? Or are you gonna experiment some more?"
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"- What is this experimenting? - Hey, Dennis! What's up?"
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"'Cause the music you had in the jukebox was a little bit stale."
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"Also, we gotta get rid of these shamrocks."
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"- Can we talk for a second in private? - Yeah. No problem."
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"Yeah, we had that experiment- Why do you keep saying it like that?"
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"You guys are being ridiculous."
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"Yeah, we're being ridiculous! We're making a lot of money!"
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"- Yes! Thank you! - Look, everybody! Sweet Dee's here!"
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"- Hey, everybody! - Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing here?"
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"- Charlie? - What is going on here? You guys know each other?"
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"Yeah! That's the crazy bitch that punched me in my eye!"
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"Charlie! That's my sister."
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"Now, just to clarify, when you say "sister," you mean-"
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"I mean my sister."
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"because you thought that I was implying that all black people are related."
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"No, that's not what I meant. Hold on a second. I meant that you two actually are."
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"Mac? Stop talkin'."
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"Hundred and 11, hundred and 12, hundred and 1 3-"
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"Mmm."
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"Dee, I gotta know."
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"What, exactly, did you tell those guys from your acting class to do to Dennis?"
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"Oh, I forgot to tell you. That didn't work out."
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"- What? - Yeah, I couldn't get ahold of those guys."
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"Then why was he so freaked out?"
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"- We're just chillin', dude. - Great."
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"- Just closing up shop. - Yeah."
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"- So what happened? - Well, hey, he won't stop starin' me down."
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"- No, what is ridiculous is this stupid plan. - It's not stupid!"
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"You're trying to make black friends."
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"- Okay, that didn't go exactly the way- - No."
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"- Hey, what's your name? - Oh. It's, uh, Charlie."
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"[Laughing, Chattering]"
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"- Let me see your wallet. - Why?"
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"- Ha! Ha-ha! Ha! - Give it to me!"
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"This guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out-"
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"- All right, man. - How's it goin', man?"
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"- This is crazy! - I know! I told you! Terrell's the best!"
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"Lot of dudes."
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"- Yo, Brettie boy! - Hey, cuz!"
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"- I'm really proud of you, man. - Yeah, thanks."
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"We should totally embrace the situation!"
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"I made $300 last night. How much did you make?"
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"First of all, that's rude. And that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about."
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"Business ethics? The only reason you don't care is you have black girls hanging all over you."
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"- I just get along really well with those guys. - They're vibing."
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"- Fine. - [Mac] Okay."
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"Paddy's Irish Pub will henceforth remain the hottest gay bar in Philadelphia."
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"I'll go get the coffee. What would you like?"
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"- I don't really drink coffee. Let me see. - Totally."
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"What do you want, Charlie?"
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"Okay."
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"- How many times do I have to say it to you? - One time is fine."
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"Would that upset you if it was something that was true?"
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"- You need to see a doctor. This thing looks really bad. - I did!"
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"Yeah, kind of."
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"- Where are you going? - I gotta talk to a couple friends from my acting class."
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"But seriously- blackout drunk."
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"So you did the lime first, and then the shot, right?"
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"Oh, that's great."
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"- And then the lime. - Show me again, because I'm not-"
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"The salt first. Then the lime."
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"[Whimpers]"
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"- It's a good business decision. - Yeah!"
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"We had our experiment with the bar, and it was great. Let's go back to normal."
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"'Cause nothing scares gays and black folks like Irish crap."
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"No, we were happy. But then Dennis had an experiment, and he wants to go back to normal."
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"$114!"
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"I love that guy. "I took him to the back alley"?"
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"We're good. Thanks, guys. See ya."
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"- Hey! What's goin' on, guys? - [Dennis] Terrell."
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"- Oh, it's something else! - Yeah!"
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"- Oh. Okay. - You know?"
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