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Clips from Scrubs - My Life in Four Cameras (S04E04)

"Sure hope I don't have dog flu."
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"J. D, don't leave me here."
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"Your credit card statement would beg to differ."
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"OK, listen up, everyone. For budgetary reasons,"
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"That's weird. I asked him the same thing last night."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present"
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"If you don't do what she wants,"
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"That's understandable. I mean, there's a lot of Sams."
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"You're friends with all these people?"
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"Why'd they move me up here?"
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"We can do all that."
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"It's mopping time."
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"There he is."
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"Is that my new sweater?"
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"No. This is my new sweater mop."
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"Get out of here."
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"Unless Margaret spits out another kid. That woman's like a Catholic bunny."
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"Get it done."
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"Why? Why am I having such a hard time with this?"
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"Yeah. That... that we invite muscles here"
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"in a predominantly white hospital."
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"Carla, that makes you my girl."
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"Which leaves me, and..."
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"Spider-girl..."
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"I'm kidding! We're going to do it right here!"
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"I mean, is it steel or is it wool? Make up your mind, steel wool."
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"Oh, brother."
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"don't be afraid to ask me."
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"Oh, my God, we're doomed."
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"The only act left to see is you firing that guy."
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"Some good time."
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"Exactly."
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"Well, that's a load off my mind."
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"Thanks for coming so quickly."
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"But since we're here..."
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"I need an ET tube. Where's Anaesthesia?"
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"Problems don't always have easy solutions."
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"I have to cut $27,000 from the cafeteria budget,"
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"Well, let me fill you in."
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"J. D's sitcom fantasy is filmed in front of a live studio audience."
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"We could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific."
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"of World's Most Giant Doctor Goes to the Farm."
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"OK, Perry, that's it. It's over."
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"Hey, we're missing Sanford and Son."
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"Don't be licking me no more"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- No. - No."
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"Yeah, I get it."
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"man not caring."
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"and start making love. Love you..."
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"Kylie's in class all day and bartends at night,"
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"Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, she takes a cab here."
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"unless you want to count the fact that you are the 20th-best basketball player"
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"But where are we going to come up with $26,372?"
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"Does that degree come with headgear and allergies?"
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"to hang a banner in our bedroom that says "It takes three to party"?"
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"half didn't speak any English."
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"Floors two and four are no longer for one or two."
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"and the hot women that would never actually marry them"."
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"Hey, everybody!"
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"Just tell me who the last person hired was, please?"
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"With 27 deaths so far, this strain of E. Coli from tainted meat is serious."
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"Now imagine going home to my wife."
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"- No. - OK, then, Mr James, you're free to..."
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"We were upset because when the media reports on a weird health crisis,"
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"OK, he's stable! Just take the picture, Carla!"
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"Matter of fact Could you get me a handiwipe?"
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"Baby."
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"Elliot, a word?"
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"Kelso said that if we can cover his salary in the budget"
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"It's mopping time."
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"I'm sorry. Please repeat the question."
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"J. D's sitcom fantasy will be back after these messages."
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"Oh, you went with the farm idea."
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"Just... stay... calm."
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"Any idea how embarrassing it is to mime diarrhoea?!"
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"Baby?"
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"and I'll do it without firing a single person."
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"Right now I'm helping Dr Schwartz reset a patient's leg."
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"I read everybody's files, Ms Manic-depressive,"
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"Let's get to work. Here we go."
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"Boy, that meatloaf today was... it was virtually hairless."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"All right, give it to him. You know he deserves it."
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"We are going to go home and spend some time together."
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"Mr Bernstein, do you have vomiting and diarrhoea?"
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