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Clips from Scrubs - My Lucky Charm (S04E04)

"I always thought that when I died,"
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"I'd see a bright light or float above the ground."
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"I guess sometimes the end is just the end."
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"Now, go back to your room."
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"I used the last of it to make our party ice."
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"If I accidentally put beer cubes in my orange juice again,"
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"there's gonna be trouble. I almost got a DUI."
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"Dr Mickhead was wondering if you would cover his patient."
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"The guy was in a bar fight and has been unconscious."
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"He was brought in by a brother from Ireland."
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"You mean an Irish brother or an Irish brother?"
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"Man."
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"And you must be the Irish brother."
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"No, sir. Ron Peterson, Ohio born and bred."
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"Yep. Red-stater and proud of it."
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"Oh, sorry. We..."
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"Had you going with the American accent, didn't I?"
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"Do us a favour."
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"I have an awful hangover."
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"We had a late night. I'm a bit shaky. Is there any chance?"
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"Probably not. We don't usually do that."
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"No? OK."
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"I'm so bummed. I can't go see the chamber orchestra tonight."
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"I forgot I have my Cantonese class. I would totally call and cancel,"
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"Elliot, I was really looking forward to this."
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"Really? About five seconds ago,"
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"So, you just forgot we even had plans?"
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"You were flaking on them anyway."
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"I wasn't. I have my Cantonese class."
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"But do you? Do you really?"
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"Busting chops."
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"At least I remembered the plans well enough to flake on them!"
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"Well, if I knew you were going to flake on them,"
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"to forget in the first place, cos you..."
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"She's gone, Carla. It's over."
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"Where have you been for the last few days?"
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"- With buddies. - You don't have buddies."
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"We landed a 200-pound white marlin off the coast of San Diego."
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"Perhaps it hopped a train from Cape Cod."
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"- It's true. - See?"
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"What did you do, and why are you limping?"
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"Welcome back, fisherman!"
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"Oh, honey, how I missed you."
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"Pink hearts, yellow moons,"
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"orange stars, green clovers."
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"See, I told you."
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"How long you two seeing each other?"
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"Oh, no, man, we're just living together. Not like living together."
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"I mean like living together."
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"Hey, that is a cool tattoo, my brother."
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"I hung out with this tribe."
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"When the males go through adolescence they get this tattoo. It means "alias.""
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"Oh. Why "alias"?"
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"- It's their favourite show. - Oh."
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"Out at night, giving it a lash, tearing it up. You do go out at night?"
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"Do you have any sevens?"
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"Turk."
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"And sometimes lash. But the hours we work, it's..."
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"It's less tearing and more folding. Gently folding."
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"You'll sleep when you're dead."
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"Get out in the streets, talk to a stranger."
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"Drink a beer with breakfast. Take the ugliest girl home at the party."
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"Go travelling to Texas. Line dance with women that wish they weren't married."
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"Be surprised what will fall in your lap when you open up and..."
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"- Dude. - Elliot!"
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"He said my eyes looked like the Irish countryside after a soft rain."
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"- Baby! - What?!"
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"What did you do around the apartment while I was gone?"
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"I threw out everything in the refrigerator"
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"that had the word "jerky" or "whiz" on it."
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"I got rid of all your clothes that make you look like you're 20."
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"Don't worry, I saved your hockey jerseys,"
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"although I did move them into my new pyjama closet."
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"And for some reason none of the remotes work anymore."
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"And why are you limping?"
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"I'm limping from fishing."
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"You just got a vasectomy."
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"I didn't just get a vasectomy."
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"If I have to force you to drop your pants, I will."
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"So tell Bobbo,"
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"Yeah, we... We really struggled with it."
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"Why are you waving? You're married."
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"but you can't wave like this..."
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"What plans of ours did you flake on to go to that waving seminar?"
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"as "I am a married woman whose self-esteem has plummeted"
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"because nobody looks at me anymore, so I'm acting like a desperate hussy.""
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"Oh, snap."
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"Desperate hussy."
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"Me? I'm the bloke that hit him."
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"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
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"It was an accident. He threw the first punch."
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"Then I hit him, he slipped, hit his head."
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"Where I come from, you knock someone unconscious,"
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"Can I talk to you outside for a second?"
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"Not great, actually. I'm dead."
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"Bummer. How long?"
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"Four years next month."
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"Jeez, that's a nightmare."
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"Then me mate Danny peed on me head."
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"- Really? - It's quite a sight to wake up to."
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"We made up."
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"My hand is stuck in this rat's nest that she calls hair."
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"Got it. But Chopstick, you gonna have to buy a new watch."
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"No, forget them. We have to deal with Billy."
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"I don't know. He seems cool."
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"He put a guy in the hospital. That's a felony. We're supposed to report him."
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"Are you trying to convince me to do something you already did?"
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"This is a decision we both need to make,"
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"together, as a team, as a unit."
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"All right, fine, let's call the cops."
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""Turk" is easier to hear over the phone."
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"When you have a problem with someone,"
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"She's from the block. Enough about the block!"
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"I got problems of my own. I'm from the block."
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"I wanted to help her. I wish she could've heard me."
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"You'd go to your mother's for a bitch refresher course"
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"and then you'd come back here, swinging for the fences."
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"I'd love to chat, but if we're late for ballet,"
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"Jack won't get a spot by the bathroom and he'll pee in his tights."
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"Jordan, he's already got an overbearing mother and a fairly prominent lisp."
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