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Clips from Scrubs - My Lucky Charm (S04E04)

"because we admit people by severity of condition."
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"That was mortifying."
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"My face!"
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"You know, with the face burns, we could probably admit you now. Laverne?"
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"he used the opportunity to score bonus points with his wife."
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"Baby. Forget dinner. I'll make you a homemade picnic basket."
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"Maybe J.D. And I could both come, right?"
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"We'll wear sport coats and you guys, beautiful dresses."
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"I never get an opportunity to wear my houndstooth sports coat."
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"after you sat in it for 20 minutes."
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"As Turk and I recuperated from our big chair swap,"
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"You look so hot."
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"and lower the health code rating from an "A" to a "B"?"
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"She's not pregnant!"
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"It came out blue! It's blue!"
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"Transcutaneous pacer isn't capturing."
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"It turns out death is pretty mundane."
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"Jerry has Cotard's, or walking corpse syndrome."
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"The guy thinks he's dead even though he's walking around."
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"Dude, yeah. Let's hang out and watch some TV. We got any beer?"
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"I mean his sibling."
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"but all I know how to say is, "I'm allergic to peanuts.""
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"Why would you do that to me?"
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"I would've never made plans"
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"- Fishing. - You hate fishing."
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"- Why? - I'm busting chops today."
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"- Perry. - I got a vasectomy. Do not tell Jordan."
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"- Hi! - Hi!"
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"- Billy, just say it. - For the last time, lads, no."
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"I'm only kidding."
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"- Jennifer Garner. - Oh. Obviously."
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"You have lots of sevens."
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"We tear it."
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"You never know what life will put in your lap when you open your arms."
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"That happened very quickly."
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"Dude."
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"What? I wasn't gonna do anything. He said my hair was curly."
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"I turned your office into my pyjama closet."
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"Fishing."
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"- I know that limp. - No, Bob. Bob, no."
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"All right, love."
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"I don't need to go to a waving seminar"
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"to know that this wave is known"
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"Did you just call me a hussy?"
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"He's not me brother. I only met the fella last night, God bless him."
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"Whatever makes you happy, sweetie."
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"you stay around, you make sure they're OK."
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"I mean, like my partner, not like my partner."
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"Heard you guys were fighting."
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"And doc-dusting."
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"Dye-job."
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"Carla, you may want to borrow some of my spray-on hair."
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"Should we call the cops on this guy?"
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"- Thank God. - Hello, gentlemen."
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"you tend to talk to everyone except them."
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"I went behind Jordan's back and got my junk rewired. She was sweet to me."
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"Sweet, Bobbo."
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"What the hell do you make of that?"
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"Carla thinks she's so tough. She's been around the block."
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"It's not my fault my family had an orchard."
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"For four years I've had to listen to Elliot complain."
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"Perry, believe me when I say I'm proud to welcome you"
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"Why the hell are you talking to me about this?"
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"Jordan, why aren't you more upset about this? I don't get it."
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"I'm sorry, my son is taking... is taking ballet?"
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"This is the payback, huh?"
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"in a relationship and we don't always share our feelings."
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"I didn't get angry because I'm not surprised."
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"- So how you feeling down there? - Oh, great. Great."
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"I'm glad Billy's gone. He was such a jerk."
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"Even though the other two bridesmaids were my sisters,"
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"When did we stop being best friends?"
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"- So, what now? - We try harder."
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"Apple thieves."
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"I've been trained for many years to take any emotion I feel,"
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"push it down, and then let it out by drinking way too much"
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"And I really thought I hit the jackpot when I finally met a woman"
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"Thank you."
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"but things that matter."
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"Things that are important to us as a family."
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"And I know... I know that there are guys who bring flowers"
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"and there are guys who write love songs."
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"Fair enough."
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"- You know how much I love you. - I love you too."
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"- I warned you! - What the hell happened?"
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"But I shall let you two "partners" figure that out."
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"When I was alive, I wish I had lived one day"
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"like he lives every day of his life."
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"- Let's go for the hat trick, doc. - Are you sure?"
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"I know, but how often do we do this?"
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"- I'm here because I stepped on a nail. - Of course."
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"Unfortunately, you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer"
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"Carla and Elliot were in their ritual of making plans they would never keep."
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"We should have dinner beforehand."
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"Classic husbanding."
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"I married an amazing man."
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"You sure did. You know what? I've got an even better idea."
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"I love it. It's awesome. It's awesome."
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"To be perfectly honest, so did I."
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"Unlike Elliot and Carla, when Turk and I made plans, we kept them."
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"- It's 10.00. You ready? - Let's do it."
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"But lately for us, our plans rarely involved leaving the apartment."
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"I wasn't too excited about taking over this spot"
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"- How do you like what I left you? - Man, your ass indentation is so deep."
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"It's like I'm sitting in a giant inner tube."
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"Did I just refer to Turk and I as a couple?"
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"- When was the last time we had sex? - Yesterday."
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"What do you say we head into the bathroom"
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"What do you say?"
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"Well?"
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"It's blue. I'm not pregnant."
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"You know what's weird? I'm relieved."
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"I just feel kind of sad because I think about how beautiful our son is,"
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"and I kind of wish it had gone the other way, you know?"
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"Sweetie?"
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"She's not pregnant!"
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"It's blue!"
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"It came out blue!"
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"Pupils are fixed and dilated. I'm calling it."
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"Time of death, 9.17."
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