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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Fifty-Fifty (S01E01)

"Daniel..."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"- Gonna go for this meal then. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I can't wait."
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"I'm gonna take you to one of my favourite restaurants."
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"Right."
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"I'll pay."
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"- It really is the least I can do. - Oh yeah..."
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"Oh my God!"
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"Did you see that look?"
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"I have a dinner date with that man."
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"If I'm not here tomorrow, I want you to call the police."
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"Maybe not the best time to mention it, but also you owe me 20 quids."
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"What? You got a response?"
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"With the one that ended: "No dogs"?"
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"Yep."
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"Oh my God, brilliant! More money gone!"
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"Now the money that Daniel lost wasn't really yours, was it?"
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"It would have been if I'd married him, Moss."
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"I need a good restaurant."
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"Maybe if he likes the food, he won't beat me to death with a shoe."
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"Haven't you got it yet?"
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"That's what I do:"
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"I lie..."
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"I lie and I lie and..."
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"Well, I went to a good place recently."
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"Nice atmosphere. Food's great."
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"Sorry, I just didn't have you down as a restaurant person."
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"Why wouldn't I be a restaurant person?"
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"Cheese string?"
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"No, thanks."
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"What's this place called?"
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"Messijoes."
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"- Is that French? - French? No, it's English."
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"Okay, thank you, Moss. Yeah, I'll uh..."
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"I'll give that a go."
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"Okay, I need a place to bring this girl"
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"that says: "I'm a bastard.""
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"Nice atmosphere. Food's great. It's got a bit of an edge."
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"Yeah? What's it called?"
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"What is that? Spanish?"
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"No! Spanish? It's English. Messijoes."
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"Okey dokey, you get the firecracker nachos."
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"This seems an unusual place for someone like you to want to meet."
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"Yeah but..."
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"everyone needs a place to come to be alone."
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"Look at me! Yeah! Look at me!"
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"Get a clown over here, please!"
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"You're a loner?"
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"I'm a loner all right."
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"I'm just a..."
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"lonely loner"
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"on a lonely road."
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"Alone."
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"Do you always wear shades?"
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"I'm always lying"
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"to women."
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"Everyone is having having fun, fun, fun."
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"'Cause everything is nice and everyone is friendly."
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"Lots of friendly faces having fun, fun, fun."
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"'Cause everything is nice and everyone is friendly."
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"- Smile and the world will... - Excuse me! Excuse me!"
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"It's just... It's not... Sorry, it's just not appropriate at the moment."
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"Yes. So you keep saying."
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"Trouble... It's basically what I am."
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"Thank you."
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"You know something?"
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"I don't think you're a bastard at all."
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"Oh my God!"
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"No don't, don't! Don't hit him!"
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"I know her."
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"You're fighting in front of kids!"
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"I don't care!"
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"You're a brute!"
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"This bloke just insulted me!"
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"Hey! Bit more careful with the clown shoe there, Mister."
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"Oh God!"
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"He caught me by surprise."
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"When I see him tomorrow..."
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"- That was his last day. - Thank God!"
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"Oh my God, look!"
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"If you're coming, can you just bloody hurry up!"
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"- I'm coming! I... - God's sake!"
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"I just need to take my shoes off."
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"They look like such fruits."
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"- I'll call you a cab. - No, no, no, it's fine."
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"- Taxi! - I'll get my bus."
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"- Here. - Oh God."
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"Here you can have your 20 back."
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"Thanks, Roy."
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"- I just want... - Nice date!"
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"Just a lonely loner walking a lonely road."
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"My name is Maurice Moss. Or Moss for short."
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"Sorry about the sound quality"
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"but I'm having to do this in the toilet of my mom's house."
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"And it drives me up the wall."
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"Don't worry, though. I'm sitting on the toilet but I'm not using it."
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"What?"
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"- Moss? - Yes?"
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"Number 2s, leave me alone!"
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"Don't clog it up like you usually do."
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"I know! Just stop doing this! You're always doing this!"
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"Okay, you can ask me a question."
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"- Really? - Yes. Why?"
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"I'm a restaurant person."
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"Hey! What's going on?"
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"What would your murder weapon be?"
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"Just hold your head back."
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"Yes, of course!"
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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"You're making it going back in!"
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"I lie!"
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"Don't forget to flush the toilet."
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"What you doing in there?"
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"- Daniel's, Ok. - But before I put you on with him,"
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"No, you don't understand."
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"What?"
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