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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Fifty-Fifty (S01E01)

"Thank God! I thought that thing was broken."
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""Shut up! Do what I tell you! I'm not interested!""
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"These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad."
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""I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself.""
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""PS: No dogs.""
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"- That's good. - What's yours?"
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"Mine doesn't look any good now."
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"Go on."
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"If you were a murderer, what would your nickname be?"
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"Mine would be "The Gardener","
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"'cause I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime."
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"A hammer."
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"Hey, Moss."
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""Would you like to go for dinner with me?""
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""And then maybe back to my place?""
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"I'd love to, Jen, but I'm actually helping Roy at the moment."
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"No. No, no, no. Who does this remind you of, yeah?"
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""Do you wanna go on a date with me?""
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"Gandhi?"
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"No, no, the other one. Bono."
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"No, no, I was doing Roy."
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"Come on. Get your money ready. 20 pounds."
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"It's security."
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"I hope I'm not in any danger."
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"It's not shit!"
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"It's chocolate spread."
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"- Taste it! - No!"
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"Look!"
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"Ringo Starr?"
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"I'll be wondering about that all night!"
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"How do you know about this site?"
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"I'm a member."
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"Really? You do the whole lonely hearts thing?"
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"I'm a 32-year-old IT man who works in a basement."
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"Yes, I do the whole lonely hearts thing."
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"So, as you can clearly see, it wasn't..."
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"excrement, it was chocolate."
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"I was playing a joke. It was chocolate."
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"Jen, it's okay, I've got it. Don't worry about it."
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"Listen, what are you doing tonight?"
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"- I've got a response! - That was quick!"
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"Yeah, why is it taking so long to download?"
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"Something happened with the router this morning."
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"We're back to pre-broadband speed."
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"Dear..."
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"But we're on the phone now."
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"Why can't you just ask me now?"
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"Can't Jen, trust me."
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"Why should I trust you?"
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"Because I know what's good for you."
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"Listen, you have to be home between 8 and 9 tonight, are you gonna be home?"
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"Okay, this sounds exciting."
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"It might not happen, okay? But hopefully it will."
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"Jen... Jen, it's exciting!"
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""...would be very interested in meeting up and talking it over.""
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"Oh my God! What did we write again?"
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"It started with "shut up"."
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"There's more."
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""I attached a photograph for your approval..."
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""or not!" Exclamation mark."
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"Nice hair so far."
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"- Eyebrows seem normal. - Two eyes."
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"That's the best amount of eyes."
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"Nice eyes too."
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"It has to go around. She must have a shite nose."
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"Do you remember the Internet at this speed?"
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"Up all night and you'd see 8 women."
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"The mouth has to be wrong. There's gotta be something wrong with her mouth."
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"Now that's a good looking woman."
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"Should I tell Jen we got a reply?"
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"Roy?"
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"Roy!"
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"Roy!"
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"Jen? Hello, it's Chris Tarrant from "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?""
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"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
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"Jen the next voice you hear is gonna be Daniel's..."
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"Yeah, he wants to know if you'll go out for dinner with him tomorrow night."
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"Oh really? Yes!"
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"Yes, of course, I will! Of course! Oh yes! Yes!"
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"Yes, that's great, Jen."
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"Now let me fill you in on what's happening."
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"Daniel's doing very well although he has just used his 50/50."
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"Now, here's Daniel. Daniel, you got 30 seconds."
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"Starting from... now!"
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"- Okay, Jen. - Hi, Daniel."
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"Yeah, hi Jen, Jen, uh, okay..."
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"who composed The Wooden Prince?"
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"Did you see "I'm a Millionaire" last night?"
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""Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" it's called. No, I didn't."
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"Well, you are not going to Adam and beliEVE this."
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"Okay, do these make me look like a bastard?"
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"Why do you wanna look like a bastard?"
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"I've got that date tonight, she's expecting a monster."
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"Do these me make look like a bastard?"
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"They make you look like an idiot."
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"- Anyway, did you see it? - What?"
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""Do you want to be a Millionaire?""
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""Who Wants to be a Millionaire?""
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""Who wants to be a person who is wrong?""
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"What's happened?"
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"Guess who was on it last night!"
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"- You! - No, Daniel."
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"- King of men. - Daniel was on "Millionaire"?"
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"Indeed he was, sir."
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"And it was the "Do you want to phone a friend"..."
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"- She was the "phone a friend". - You're the "phone a friend"!"
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"What was the subject?"
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"Classical music is the extraordinary answer to that question."
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"but Jonathan Miller over here."
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"Think Daniel was on Millionaire. Too bad it wasn't 50/50."
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"It was."
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"- And? - I got it wrong."
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"I cost 31,000 pounds."
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"It isn't funny though."
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"Now I have to go on a date with him."
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"He asked me out... on the show..."
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"But now..."
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"I don't think he likes me now."
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"And I don't wanna go out with the biggest loser in England..."
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"There you are!"
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